I can't take my ADHD medicine properly because I'm afraid that if I ask for a refill (instead of turning one month into three) the doctors will take it away again, because some doctors create suffering on purpose. So, I spent three weeks procrastinating minor paper edits that took about 10 minutes

I have been enjoying this seasoned seaweed I bought, except actually no seasoning was involved and I am savoring the taste of raw seawater

he's going to hold my darner needle

how do I get a job designing these kinder toys because right now they're really weird. I'm supposed to pour water on this thing for some reason

terribly sorry for anyone who follows me for one specific type of content just to find out that I shotgun post about anything and everything constantly

I got those brutalist german birdhouses so the birds can experience a taste of europe in winter I guess

I was really not expecting the 1997 USA tamagotchi ova to reference Monica Lewinsky, but alright

there's this whole information universe / rabbit hole wrt crystal energy and orgones and absorbing bad vibes with obsidian in your pocket, but I just genuinely like the little things they make on their own as pieces of art. they could just make the cool little things without that other stuff

I saw that this crystal website had "crystal massage tools" and I was like oh /no/, but actually they're little paint rollers for putting the energies directly into your face or something

I found one of those cool websites that sells rocks to cure your spiritual energy or something, but it says this one "can be worn anywhere and everywhere". How do I wear a boulder

one molecule of bird

limina looks so cool i wish it was real

evil rich men probably: all humans are evil and want to do evil things for fun, just like me actual humans: we have heard you. minecraft has highland cows now

so all of the richest and most evil people in the world were pouring unlimited money into intentionally destroying modern society so we would have to go back to tribalism and legalize child brides or whatever, and then it didn't even work because most people genuinely like being nice

I was wondering why people have pet horses that are big enough to kill them on accident when they also come in small form, because I forgot most people want to ride the horses and not just hang out with them

peanut butter and jelly french bread sandwich with four of these cookies between the bread like tomatoes. my brother says this is fire, I think it sounds like an American Wigam Kebab. we are seeking your opinions

nerd book for nerd children still going strong

mush

advertisers spend one trillion dollars every second trying to figure out how to make money off of us and I'm still getting ads for crop insurance while I watch cake decorating

I hate being cold so bad but I have to live

there is a bird outside who is SO small

ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

silly siller

I don't know which pokemon game Rika is from, but I really like how her design goes with her monster

y'know birds, maybe if you didn't leave so many leavings behind in the nice water I just set out for you, there wouldn't be so many diseases that start with "bird"

watch me draw this jellyfish and/or listen to dutch prog: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd93...

spiders are incapable of wrongdoing

fun fact I wish I had realized earlier: if you can't get rid of a stain you can just embroider stuff all over it

Ficus punctata fruit are very cutie

this was my guy for the megaman design contest, Assist Man! the design was required to have a vacuum hose for their right arm, so I made a little custodian guy with a little cummerbund. good luck to everyone in the top 20!

fake minecraft mobs

baby's first embroidery I guess

I don't cut the branches in the winter so all of the wild house finches are mine now

Just regular ones!! Get a sturdy regular old machine. We got a refurbished Janome Magnolia two years ago and my husband learned to sew and has been quilting non-stop ever since. This is my placemat that he made. He has made a lot of blankets too.

maybe getting into quilting would make me less utterly disgusted by the concept of moving somewhere colder. what kind of sewing machines do that

they're like...bird things

Not pictured: Haruki Murakami’s wife, or indeed whoever is cooking, cleaning, paying bills, running errands, doing the laundry, answering emails, etc like yea his routine is goals, but let’s not lie to ourselves about all the invisible work others are doing to enable him to have that routine

I like to play single-biome minecraft worlds and try to make the biggest city that I can while still generally following the vanilla game design aesthetics. The desert biome houses look nice when stacked

oh, it's my favorite mammal, the Seaworm

my dad is upset that I don't have a new job yet. they won't even let me breed crickets for money in Ohio okay

did I ever tell you guys I wanted to play the saxophone as a kid but my parents wouldn't let me because that was a masculine instrument and I needed a feminine one or something, like some kind of music version of the Doctrine of Signitures

how do I get in on this jam sesh with my theremin

one of those "before you follow" lists started off with "DNI if you are a/support:" and one of the entries was "minors". don't talk to me if you support the concept of young people

why would JD "shut the hell up about pikachu" Vance even want more kids

"We should make some more rules" as a response to "these psychos constantly ignore all the rules" is the kind of stupid idea that I personally would be embarassed to suggest in public

unfortunately "freequilting" i.e. just stitching vaguely square pieces of fabric together with no prior planning does not seem to be a thing...yet

went to the quilting subreddit to look for block ideas and the front page is completely full of anti-ice quilts 🥹

what's extra fun about visible mending is that if you mess up you can just visibly mend it again. I'm going to look like Tack the Cobbler pretty soon

do you think the villagers and pillagers in minecraft are related but separate species, unrelated species with a mimicry system, or a single species but with some kind of phase transition like locusts