The Supreme Court ruled that nobody is a U.S. citizen Chief Justice Roberts stated “No person can be in this country. We all have to leave. Now.” The judges packed up their robes and are getting on a boat

I am loath to do this, but I need your help. My 20+ year marriage has unexpectedly imploded. There's a kid involved. Aside from Lupus, Autism and a shitty 2009 Mazda, I have nothing. Things are fairly desperate right now, so if you can help out now in any way at all I'd be really grateful ❤️

you know, Trump is Bush III, but like, you know, in one of THOSE WIERD trilogies. the first movie wasn't a hit but did okay, the second one really set the standard, and then the third one came along and just did some awful, mummy tomb of the dragon emperor turtles in time shit (but you know evil)

Hiii this did nothing for me on TDoV so I'm gonna try again!!! I just moved states and became housed for the first time in months and I am really stretching it just trying to get by past this point while I jobhunt. If you are able to help, please help me! I can also use Venmo, Paypal or Zelle.

this is how i found out someone has a magazine called "giant freakin' robot" which has nothing to do with the legendary magazine "giant robot" and sucks ass and should be illegal

Mr. President, I defy you to record an album half as good as "Nebraska."

Happy Autism Awareness Month!

We’re big boys! Warrrrr boys! Daycare is gay Medicaid is trans Medicare is radical left very bad

If you would like to purchase a signed copy of my new book MAGNUM OPUS: THE UNBELIEVABLE 15 YEAR SAGA OF GUNS N' ROSES' CHINESE DEMOCRACY please DM me and we will make it happen! Sorry I can't go on a book tour at the moment. As I'm sure you know, the world is a fuck!

Cutting it close but just wanted to say how fucking awesome all my trans homies are and I wish you lived in a world where you could just be happy and healthy and not be subjected to the unfair horrors that you are. Everything is better with you in it

early 2000s powerviolence band that only existed for six months, played exactly two house shows, and put out one 7" that you can't get for less than $400 on discogs

I have never seen TOP GUN: MAVERICK but I assume this is something Tom Cruise says in TOP GUN: MAVERICK.

Sorry there's only one book called COMMUNION

Wearing a mask is such a simple way to protect your health in crowded indoor spaces, especially high-risk places like hospitals. It still blows me away how many people would rather get sick over & over again & potentially get long-term health issues from COVID & more, rather than wear a simple mask.

private equity is sucking the life out of everything around us

"Dare to Be Stupid" because he's making fun of so much stuff at once — DEVO, Americana / '50s kitsch, yuppies, commercial culture, mass media, music videos, and in a way himself?

"A fun and informative read about one of the most complex albums of all time...With new interviews, unearthed facts, and perspective, this is a great read for any Guns N' Roses fan!" — @theafdpodcast.bsky.social CHECK OUT "MAGNUM OPUS: THE UNBELIEVABLE 15 YEAR SAGA OF GNR'S CHINESE DEMOCRACY!"

First of all, obviously, fuck this guy, but also, job security? You're 80! You've been a working *name* actor for five or six decades! Whatever happened to retiring and fucking the hell off? Do a better job saving your money in the next life.

The episode of DS9 where they do a Murder, She Wrote with Ezri Dax. Incompetently directed by Leave it To Beaver star Tony Dow!

I have not spoken to Double Cheese Burger in a very long time but I still consider him a close friend.

We have passed the TB Horizon

Iggy Pop on the Beat 'Em Up tour when he had Pete Marshall from Samhain and the Kirst brothers in his band. Blew the roof off the place.

unfortunately “it's all corrupt girl” will be entering the lexicon

No Kings. Photo from 2020.

I said "good turnout" to the older lady next to me, and she said "I think we have enough people to go to the White House and drag him out, and I think that's what it's going to take."

is a new episode of snl airing? here's how to keep your family safe in light of this terrifying new information

“I’ve seen many in my community who have come down with Long COVID having had their lives drastically changed in ways they wouldn't choose...not wearing a mask just isn't worth that risk.” Daniel told @msjulieslam.bsky.social #MaskTogetherAmerica at a mask-required Breathe Easy London event.🩵🤍🖤😷

"The post, which no longer appears on the Chilli’s page, sparked fan speculation about her political leanings. The post itself is still up on the original account which also shares flat-earth, 9/11, lizard people, weather manipulation, medical, and other conspiracy theories."

it's so weird how wikipedia has become the last bastion of reliable, freely accessible information after we were conditioned by the education system for years to be extremely leery of it

"Raw and brutally honest storytelling behind Guns N' Roses' most turbulent record." — Laviea Thomas, journalist "You'll laugh. You'll cry. And you'll better understand the decline of the once mighty music industry." — Joe Gore, musician / journalist Wow, sounds like you should check this book out!

White people be like I’m from Connecticut

I wanted to put out a revised & updated edition of my first book THIS MUSIC LEAVES STAINS for 2027, adding a new chapter or two, amending the existing text, adding more photos, etc. The publisher currently holding the rights thought this was a fantastic idea...until I brought up compensation! (1/?)

Can we separate the art from the artist? Of course I am talking about the world famous "Tron Guy" being a right wing gun nut who doesn't think Trump is in the Epstein files.

Working in a pandemic world is just listening to colleagues say “there must be something going around” on a weekly basis for years and trying to decide if you wanna remind them it’s covid or silently scream into the void again.

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post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

Separate art from the artist? No can do, amigo. If I know an artist is gross I don't wanna engage w/ their art. Used to love X until Exene started posting about Sandy Hook being a false flag. Was into Moondog until I learned he was a raging antisemite. If someone sucks, put their art in the toilet!

This airport fiasco is exactly why meningitis is gonna be spreading this summer. Especially since most people are anti-mask. We are really fucked. But I guess as long as ppl can fly to Bali and hit the hookah lounge, death is ok. 🤪

"Penis" is not a cuss word. Who printed this, the Uptight Loser Courier-Herald?

ICE agents should be fired, not deployed to airports.

Had no memory of writing this Letterboxd review and find it surprisingly on point.

(worf voice) ICE agents are worthless despicable people, who by their choice of career have utterly disgraced themselves; there is but one honorable course of action available to them, but... (clenching teeth, visibly frustrated) i am bound by Community Guidelines, and can say no more on the matter

This is fucking insane. They are trying to tell you the plague conditions they created, conditions that are disabling an entire generation of kids (and adults!), are normal and no cause for concern. FUCK THAT.

What was I like in the '90s? Uh, annoying, insecure. But wow, what energy!

Telling airfare-affording people that they need to show up 5 hours early to a flight so some untrained brownshirt can arbitrarily feel them up at a second screening seems like a great way to speedrun ICE’s abolition.

This is gonna be the most photoshopped and reposted image once this fucker is gone

The US Postal Service is a service, not a business (hence the name). We should want to fund services that help Americans! It costs us $9B/yr to make sure medications get delivered to seniors in rural areas and the many other benefits USPS provides. The illegal war in Iran has already cost us $26B!

We were telling our teenage daughter how cigarette ads used to be everywhere and brought up the whole Joe Camel controversy. She looked him up, laughed was like, “I mean… that is a cool camel. I probably would’ve started smoking.”