they got that jersey style italian gravy, baybee, how ya doin

Wrote about how disappointing it is that Jon Stewart punched down on people masking at @motherjones.com, when people should mind their own business and leave mask wearers be. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

It’s wild we’re still talking about masks. I still mask up in grocery stores, elevators, public bathrooms, and public transit cuz I don’t like being sick and I don’t want to get my kid sick and it doesn’t have to be more complicated than not liking being sick. It’s weird anyone would question that.

Mamdani will be sworn in as mayor inside the former site of the west village gray’s papaya where when I was 14 years old I saw kool Keith eating a hot dog and I was about to be like “oh shit it’s kool Keith” but he saw me and made a “cut it out” gesture so I left him alone

Everything you want to know about my new book (unless I forgot something, or some things)

The Towering Inferno. I know that seems like a corny answer but an entire movie about people trapped in a fire was incredibly scary to me when I was seven or eight.

Been watching SUPERMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES. Sloppier and dumber than BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES but every so often they rise to the occasion. Dana Delany is awesome as Lois Lane. Her performance is consistently excellent. Tim Daly was miscast as Superman. Sounds too grumpy.

Jim’s latest book comes out Jan. 8, and it is such a great read. Obviously, I’m a little biased as his wife, but I’m not even a GNR fan and I could not put it down. The story behind this album is absurd and stranger than fiction. Please consider buying it or asking your library to carry it. ❤️

Legendary animator Don Bluth drew a picture of Grogu and Fievel for the holidays #StarWars #DonBluth #Grogu

because James Cameron is an AMERICAN PSYCHO

People don’t realize if you get Covid you may never be able to work out again (unless we develop better long covid treatments). Not being able to work out ever again can’t be good for your longevity. Even if Covid probably won’t kill you immediately it will lead to death sooner than otherwise.

This was advice I gave at my event at the bookstore here recently. When the world is overwhelming, when the creative process is a struggle, it’s the community you’re a part of with fellow indie creatives that helps get you through to the finish line. That community is the help - not AI!

Atlantic Avenue, Brooklyn

There’s a restaurant in Gloucester that does this great queso dip created by a guy called Gary. The dip is called Gary’s Dip. Gary left to work at another place in town, and the new place started selling the same dip. They call it Not Gary’s Dip. I think about this situation (and the dip) a lot

a pathetic show from a man who won many hearts defending 9/11 responders, many of whom were harmed by inadequate respiratory protection; such a shame that not only did stewart fail to internalize the grim reality that gvmts shirk responsibility, abandon victims, but that he’s joined in the derision.

the grinch brand has absolutely eaten shit everywhere it’s popped up this year. the kid is saying grinchy holidays to me? just by association because she’s in the grinch? go fuck yourself

Xmas cash burning a hole in your pocket? Buy one of these great used compact discs I'm selling. Very cool rare stuff like Melt-Banana, Thor's Hammer, the 5.6.7.8s, Lard, and Mojo Nixon. Treat yourself to the gift of music!

Currently reading the Evan Dando memoir. Early on, Evan explains that as a kid he found himself identifying with the Gingerbread Man, who was too special to be caught. A little later, he outlines an intense obsession with Charles Manson. I think this explains a lot of shit about the Lemonheads.

And, yes, I’m completely inflexible on covid. There’s no excuse for hospitals causing covid to spread, rooming covid- folks with covid+ pts, and killing them, or kids getting sick repeatedly in unmitigated schools.

"A lot of the time, the people who are supposed to help you — police, politicians — well, they don't help you at all. In fact, they do more to hurt you. So you gotta look for grassroots organizations who are dedicated to sticking up for the common person." — explaining "The A-Team" to my son

Standing in line for a concert with some buddies of mine, this drunk guy sauntered by. "Oh, you guys are in line for something? I thought this was the male review!"

Because of the Trump admin’s antivax stance this years flu shot (which you still should get) isn’t a very good match for what’s circulating. All the more reason to also wear a mask.

Recently watched this for the first time and while I think it's kind of uneven there are some truly incredible passages. This film dared to visit a few places every other piece of Batman media shied away from.

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

merry christmas, borders aren't real, no human being is illegal

Happy Xmas!

Wishing you all a funky funky Christmas 🎅 🎄

Kids will have very tough questions for the adults in their lives when they grow up and realize they were subjected to repeat Covid infections so we could rush “back to normal”. These kids will live with chronic illness the rest of their lives because society refused to adapt.

Merry Christmas 🎄

john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him

On this Christmas Day remember the reason for the season.

hey did you guys know die hard is a bonnie bedelia movie

"we're not infiltrating into our country a bad santa" another piece of syntax for the ages also assuming he's using speaker phone this year because he no longer has the ability to hold the receiver

drink up the egg nog and burn through the yule log slam in the back of christmas dragula

Probably the best TV show ever

In 1972, the Grinch was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. The Grinch promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune.

The incidents! The money! The bucket! You won’t believe your eyes when you read MAGNUM OPUS, my new book about the tortured history of Chinese Democracy by Guns N’ Roses! Release date is 1/8 but I know some good girls and boys who will be getting free copies soon from this very stack! Merry Fn Xmas!

She's a single woman going for the brass ring in the big city. He's a creature of indeterminate origin who lives in a cave and never wears clothes. This Christmas, Stacy Anderson is going to discover what love is all about when she falls head over heels for the Grinch in MY FURRY CHRISTMAS LOVER.

That episode of Space Ghost C2C where Santa shows up and he's saying all this crazy shit and Space Ghost thinks to himself "That doesn't sound like the Santa I know" and then Santa explodes into a mess of slimy alien tentacles.

hi, times have been really tough for me lately and i don't really have another option but to ask for help. any share or donation is very appreciated gofund.me/84a75a7a9

I think Santa Claus has main character syndrome.

My friend is $600 shy of meeting a goal to cover school and housing costs to continue pursuing a degree to become an immigration attorney to defend new New Yorkers ❤️ Please contribute if you can: www.gofundme.com/f/help-emely...

if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it

Die Hard (1988)

trying to hide it was not bari wise

idk who to talk to about 'stop putting talentless people who only care about enriching themselves in charge of everything' does anyone know

This and the discussion about how academics can now just read AI summaries of things really drives home how much these guys always confuse the product for the goal. You don't do a coloring sheet because you want to have a colored sheet at the end!!! The coloring is the point!!!

the vice president is a klansman

Pound/dollar for pound/dollar, the good people can do in buying and wiping out debt (especially medical debt!) is astonishing, and it baffles me that more people with very medium amounts of wealth don’t do it when it would mean so much to people who are drowning