I didn’t need this, but I also did.

Thank you 🙏

Clover has some feelings about Monday.

Face Hugger has, once again, only thought of himself while grabbing McDonald’s.

Good morning ❤️

I don’t know if he’s taken up yoga or has a cramp.

Waking up to a smiling face?

❤️

He’s starting to creep me out.

Eli showing the kittens how it’s done.

“He’s behind me, isn’t he?”

Wasn’t sure what to get my friend for her baby shower, but Amazon saved the day with this suggestion.

I asked Daisy to show Possum how to groom herself. Brushing her teeth was the first lesson. She’s a good big sister.

Good morning ❤️

I don’t think she’s real. I don’t think real things can be this cute. May be the lack of sleep from bottle feeding them.

Well hello there. Theater to ourselves. If it weren’t for the stale nachos and crappy seats I’d feel almost rich.

Assassin training has been going well. They have learned the art of camouflage so well that they can do it in their sleep.

“I Feel Better Now There’s Nothing Wrong” ☠️ 💐 A new original painting up on jameshance.com today ☺️ Prints soon! ✨🎨(Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel)

I’m in love.

I’m becoming a crazy cat lady and it isn’t my fault.

Hey guys, quick PSA. I thought this was a kitten, but apparently it’s some sort of weird vampire. It’s too late for me, but you guys be safe.

Haven’t been on much lately since I’ve decided to follow my dream of raising tiny assassins. Weapons training starts next week 🙌

I could really relate to the new Superman because I, too, am a farmboy living in the big city who has a white dog and no basic understanding of how politics works

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at whatever’s a smidge above that, because sadly those are your only two choices.

For the past few months I’ve been avoiding buying this thing that I do not need. Today I failed and I don’t even feel bad.

‘Welcome to the Jungle’ reviewed: Nobody welcomed me, there was no evidence of anyone having fun or playing games, everyone had malaria or Ebola or both. 0/5 stars, would not recommend.

Around here you can snack, but you will never snack alone.

Those aren’t chest pains, that’s just what being a grownup feels like.

“Join me in my sarcophagus? It’s quite cozy.”

I would probably feel better if I just threw most of these boxes out. Right?

“There may be some vomit on the bedroom carpet. My apologies. Now feed me.”

Found you!

“MY GOD! IT’S HIDEOUS!!”

Pretty good Spider-Man figure, I don’t care what they say.

The Colossal Titan is not as colossal as he claimed to be on his job application.

Finally have Jack!

Dunk’s iconography is wicked on-brand for the current USA regime

I just want to see terrible things happen to bad people. Why is that too much to ask?