Solo is me scrolling for cat pics and toy photos. Daisy is whatever the latest news story is.

It took having seven cats, but I finally get to encounter random cuddle puddles.

One of the most depressing insights you get from studying history is that, yes, we always have been this stupid.

All jokes aside learning that a lot of people I know and trusted turning out to be MAGAts continues to be hard for me

When Cats and Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth.

Go ahead. Colonize The Moon. I dare you.

If I die of a papercut infection, I just want all to know I fought courageously against paper

I guess I should do something.... *keeps scrolling*

Just passed a Baskin Robbin’s that had a sign in the window that said “NO CASH KEPT IN STORE OVERNIGHT.” Please! Like I’d be breaking in for cash!

Good morning 💕

I didn’t wake up this morning thinking, let’s get political on the internet. Like you, I woke up thinking about the soft, warm folds of the Venus of Willendorf and also pop-tarts

Maybe camping indoors wasn’t such a good idea.

Just staggered by the complete moral void of not even *pretending* to wait for more information before pivoting to “the opponent of the state deserved it.” It is so insanely depraved. Soulless.

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

Big day for my Arthur as he can now finally have Tuberculosis.

Being an American is like being in a murder mystery where the killer is always you.

haven’t been this tired since that one origami incident back in 98

The tactical formation is mostly there to prevent him from being vacuumed into a Roomba.

I should call in sick.

My newest Loki realizing his robes will never be completely free of cat hair.

When I can’t remember someone’s name, I imagine Don Pardo announcing them, and so far, not helpful.

I kinda hate this game, but can’t stop playing it.

Possum is growing up.

starting to think I don't need more storage solutions, I need less stuff. but that's QUITTER talk

Triple loaf

“Lie I will not. Uncomfortable this makes me.”

The tree survived! Merry Christmas!

“It’s, it’s lovely. Looks just like you. It’s, um, quite large isn’t it?”

Smaller crowd than I expected.

It's time to pre-order the Jurassic World Hammond Collection Dryosaurus Action Figure! www.entertainmentearth.com/product/jura... Presumably you just add water to get a moistchops. Because a moschops with water is moist, you see. Hilarious.

Spicy Bruce Wayne had some errands to run today.

I’m going for it. Let’s see how long this lasts. I’ll add some lights and ornaments tomorrow if it survives the night.

Got a new display cabinet for these bad boys. Would love to see how other people display their cats.

“I kNoW hOw tO LaNd tHe sHiP, HaRoLd. DoN’t TeLL mE wHaT tO dO, HaRoLd.”

They forgot his fries one time too many.

I think they have something to say.

I wonder if the pilgrims had to deal with their OCD sister-in-law watching them carve the turkey?

I’ve told Solo that it’s time to get a job. He’s not happy about it, but we have a lot of mouths to feed.

“I don’t get it. It’s going to puke on your carpet a lot more than I would.”

Now it's time for a Love Life Update with Pam: Feelin' pretty serious toward the brownies I made this week.

She’s been sentenced to two more weeks in her post op pjs so I’m glad she seems comfortable in them.

My neighbor’s ain’t doing shit without me knowing about it.

www.instagram.com/p/DP_jgOogG6... If you ordered a Mythic Legions dragon it’s probably going to need a castle to attack.

One of them can walk in their pjs. The other is a drama queen who can only nap and roll around.

Don't worry. Things will get worse before they get much much worse.