People don't talk about the good things Hitler did. For example, he killed Hitler.

Is the fucker dead yet? No, the other one.

"Verify your age"? My first game console was a Pong clone from the Sears catalog.

Well, at least that's one of them.

I regret everything.

Sometimes I wonder if my intrusive thoughts are really intrusive enough.

Does ACAB include Columbo?

Is the fucker dead yet?

We used to be a society. A society with giant cocks on bar signs. We have lost so much.

I wish I was normal.

Remember, the guillotine has a % rate of recidivism.

You, sir, are no Dick Bong.

I feel much better now that I've given up hope.

I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Wait, that's not right. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month. #PunctuationIsImportant

So far I've gotten up, fed the animals, called in to work, and paid a couple of bills. Going back to bed because my head feels like it's being crushed by a hydraulic press.

When I die, I want you to reenact "Weekend At Bernie's" with my corpse. Like what they're doing with Mitch Mitch Moscow's Bitch, but cooler.

Is the fucker dead yet?

AI cannot hate itself and everything it creates; therefore, AI can never produce art.

Stop farting.

The Japanese covering Count Binface is kinda awesome.

Nothing is real anymore.

It's Thorsday. Let's get hammered.

Is the fucker dead yet?

Remember, the guillotine has a 0% rate of recidivism.

The truth is out...of fashion.

On a side note, Mitch Mitch Moscow's Bitch must have really good service if he's getting reception in hell.

If Mitch Mitch Moscow's Bitch is alive, let him refute it.

In the End Times, everyone is an eschatologist.

This isn't a job. It's a hostage situation.

All work and no booze makes Kraut something something.

Begin Operation Arsedeath.

Do you believe in Our Lord and Savior, Bigfoot? You must accept Sasquatch into your heart to be saved from the Devouring! The Hour of Devour approaches! Repent now and double your savings!

Is the fucker dead yet? Are any of the fuckers dead yet?

Sometimes I wonder if my intrusive thoughts are really intrusive enough.

I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Wait, that's not right. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month. #PunctuationIsImportant

Today's mood:

The sad thing is, with soccer, we tried. When I was growing up in the 80s and 90s, AYSO was really big. It never carried over to school sports programs, though. But we tried to change the culture. Americans are just more interested in Traumatic Brain Injury: The Entertainment, though.

If drinking whiskey from the skulls of my enemies is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Is Mitch Mitch Moscow's Bitch burning in hell yet?

Hoping I get to use this soon.

Kev, you have a literal rapist Nazi game show host.

Is the fucker dead yet?

I'm not saying that JD Vance has fucked a goat, but he’s definitely fucked a goat.

Is Mitch burning in hell yet?

Carpe jugulum.

At this point, doomerism is too optimistic.

Remember, your only value is in the revenue you produce for your corporate overlords.

Do you think Bigfoot ever goes out clubbing with the Mothman and the chupacabra?

Is the fucker dead yet?