New shirt! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9499...

When I provide a Trumper with irrefutable facts and they say "well I just don't believe that."

Making Homer-esque whimper/rambling noises as I look at the sweltering forecast

Ghostbusters fans only want one thing... 👻🧃

Slept from the moment I sat down after work til now. Like 5pm til midnight. Which means...

I think it's like 30 minutes? Still great!

Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?

GET LOW STARE OUT THE WINDOOOOW STARE AT THE WALL TIL I CURL UP IN A BALL TIL YOU WATCH THIS BEE-YOTCH CRAWL... TIL I SKEET-SKEET TOO MUCH TIL I SKEET-SKEET OOPS BLOCKED

Hope this is the balm everyone describes

Can he just die already

So that's where the vandals got it

Amala Ekpunobi is a tree begging for an ax

Monday Mood

Hey look, an 🍊 tree #CatsOfBluesky

HBOUniversalMaxamount+

Vermiglio (2024) - dir. Maura Delpero - In a majestic Alpine village touched only faintly by the upheavals of modern life, a strict schoolteacher’s family undergoes a profound shift when a mysterious Sicilian soldier arrives fleeing the front lines of World War II. #MovieMondays 🎬

Only one thing can save me #NRW

Supergirl tracking worse than Morbius DCU fans in shambles (me)

Guess who bailed

If you use an Ai image for your business I'm not supporting you. Full stop

The only two pieces of news I want to see: 1) He's dead. 2) FREDDY VS. JASON VS. ASH is back but as an R-rated animated film by the people behind LOVE DEATH ROBOTS, with all the original horror creatives returning as voice actors and consultants

Probably like Skin, Maggot, Marrow or Big Guy. The freaks

Need to tell my family that they can only have two at events: - Nieces and nephews - A piano - Me

Few pix from today's outing

Latest way Gamestop is shooting themselves in the foot is that they can no longer pull-up account coupons... Yeah I'm not gonna fiddle with my phone with people waiting behind me

City dog: “these country dogs are huge!”😂

There are some on here who will never know how starstruck I am by them. I was a nerdy kid in a bubble 25+ years ago, and some of your sites were formative to me

I yam what I yam and what I yam is a ham #Popeye #CatsOfBlueSky

Happy 100th to Mel Brooks Enjoy a cold one on me

Remember in Blade 2 when he's nearly overwhelmed by reapers in the sewer, and he's basically just spinning in circles firing his gun wildly? Anyway, hiding quite a few YouTube accounts using Ai thumbnails

Nieces planning a big show (spoiler: I heard "Footloose")

@zachweinersmith.bsky.social's comic on this phenomenon is neerly 9 years old and getting truer every day. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah

JAKKS The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror deluxe 5” figures

Big Summer Blowout at ROSS! NECA is celebrating America’s 250th birthday by declaring independence from the aftermarket. Just like the Founding Fur Father (Splinter) intended.

When I socialize now IRL I spend the rest of my night debating what I did wrong 😵‍💫

Mexican Animator Luis De La Rosa Dies In Annecy Train Tracks Accident

So that Jonathon Majors action movie... youtu.be/KoLkuCo0PNc?...

(whispers) I hope they dial back on Krypto

🎵 WJJZ one-O-6-point-oooone 🎵

Weird mood. Popeye comin' in clutch #CatsOfBluesky

Niece was talking about something called "The Grid"... me: "Like Tron?" multiple people: "Instagram."

Listen I get bored at family events