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One of the saddest things in modern history is that OJ Simpson died without ever finding out who the true killer was

A thousand dads just perked up (and this non-dad Greenland cheerleader) 🎉

QUEER (2024) - Probably my least favorite Guadagnino, I still found stuff to like. The director has a knack for endings. And not for nothing one of the better depictions of psychedelics, lol. Once I realized it was based on a book, I was able to forgive (or potentially explain) some of my gripes...

A teetotaler nightmare! Returning for Trent and Luca, and staying for Jason by way of Jiminy Glick #NW

The cat! Slime! Tendrils! Glitter! Vodka! A strange crab lunch with lots of books! It drags a bit and the animal abuse is a bummer, but there's a lot to like here if you enjoy bizarre B-movie splatter 🐈‍⬛️

Whoa hell yes

I take joy in making people feral when I won't give them an answer why I don't use AI

(Ew more swamp weather) - Be more positive ✨️ (Neat great toad weather)

N-Gage listings from a 2003 GameStop catalog.

I know that King likes to play in his sandbox... Is that like, The Mist? Is that in the book? youtu.be/oKa6u7LT0qE?...

#AlienEarth finale without context

Well........... I laughed when the guy knocked himself out and slumped down an airshaft 🤷‍♂️

Mom found the "swiss army knife" Dad made when I asked for one as a kid

WE DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If I were Kimmel having to come up with my return manifesto

Golf Cart Cart

Did Rotten Tomatoes get rid of the aggragate blurb? Bummer if true I know RT doesn't matter, but I liked to read the review consensus

Even though they reinstated Kimmel, you don't need to renew your Disney+ and Hulu subscriptions

Disney buckling like a belt to public’s pressure makes me happy. Still not watching any of their shit for the foreseeable future.

Brigsby Bear (2017) - dir. Dave McCary - After learning that his life is not what it seems, a man sets out to make a movie of the only TV show he has ever known. #MovieMondays 🎬

That A&W ice cream soda actually really just tastes like chocolate sprinkles (and I'm okay with it)

How I'm tryna be

Going to a party and shouting "AARON BURR" to see if I get Hamilton fans or Michael Bay freaks

There's a rumored scene in The Strangers Chapter 2 that could get me to check it out 🐻

A Bluesky bit account that's just Turkish continually waiting for his sausages

Editor: You get those photos of Winona Ryder and Sigourney Weaver? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sapphic just like you asked. Editor: what

I present to you Baller Larry Fishburne as a peace offering in these trying times

I live for this shit

Same

It’s their day today 🎶🕺🏻

hey

Well Ice Age seems obvious

I hate when I realize I can solve a problem if I give it more than a second of thought. My janky old TV has a rattle I've been tolerating for weeks. Guess what stopped it? Turning the bass down a little. Planet of the Treble

Nine Inch Nails, man!

Dammit Pixar 🥲

May pirate Tron 3 if Disney doesn't reinstate Kimmel. I don't need to see Gritty Pixels in the theater

Wait, now Netflix might buy Warner Bros?