Overthrowing another South American government: bad Invading another country to maintain oil supply: bad Bad * Bad = Good ... Luck Venezuela

You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.

I have long had an obscure, complex theory about Susan Collins that explains these things. Susan Collins is terrible and anyone who ever suggested she is a moderate is a liar or a rube. That's it. That's the whole thing.

They just passed that resolution condemning socialism so I'm sure a government bailout of chatbots is off the table

privatize the gains and socialize the costs ftw.

shamwow guy looks like the grinch baby

maybe i am going insane

The Secretary of Transportation is terrified of subways and thinks passengers don't show enough respect to our beloved airlines.

Tired: Bend don't break Wired:

I'm beginning to think RFK Jr. might be cheating on me.

Have they figured out yet which spy gave them the peace plan?

Sometimes I feel overwhelmed because there are so many people to partially blind and I'm just one person. Gotta keep at it though. The longest journey begins with with step. #StayPrayedUp

“Lift yourself out of poverty by saving money” “NO not like THAT”

muppet starship troopers could fix us

I don't have a TikTok but my friends always come through with the most relevant ones

i do not need to seek out movies to celebrate udo, i just need to watch the kind of movies i like and udo will appear in them. his presence is etched into the world forever

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)

oh man this one hurts.

The Wicker Man (2006)

I did it a couple of months ago and am as surprised as anyone that I can still type.

In retrospect, Christopher Nolan showed admirable restraint by not having any of the prisoners look at the camera and shout "Man, what a dilemma!" in The Dark Knight.

I presume Foreign Affairs is not yet running my one-word rebuttal "don't" www.foreignaffairs.com/united-state...

Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.

Unconscionable. Full stop. No excuses to be associated with or endorse or remain silent: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/o...

All great stories share one special ingredient. Epic Fantasy? Steamy Romance? Hard SciFi? Look carefully and you'll find it: someone getting hit with a briefcase full of bees.

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This is also the international maritime symbol for the New York Mets

What's another word for this

That Charlie Brown movie where they went to France was wild because they really let an assertive dog rent a fiat.

She should have written it in character as Tracy Flick.

Sam Ezersky, why hast thou forsaken me?

All are welcome in Deaconbluesonia

Wow, what a crazy poem.

📌 Should he have been detained? Absolutely NOT; however, the govt’s gross miscarriage of justice will not diminish my joy of watching this reunion. 🥹 1/2

Death Race 2000 (1975)

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

"Well, yes, Mamdani and I have our differences. He's a socialist, they say he's a socialist, and I guess he says so too. A democratic socialist, but a socialist. Meanwhile, I'm busy seizing the means of production, forcing a cultural revolution, cracking down on the intelligentsia ...."

One of the best straight up visual gags in New Yorker history

Woman in the Dunes (1964)

people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat

They waive the security deposit if you can get the manager to tap out

Why do I love living in Boston? Yo-Yo Ma playing the Bach cello suites before bringing Mayor Wu out to duet for an encore, that’s why.

I was going to share my erotic poetry but now that I see how you've all reacted to the other thing I'm not gonna

Look at this rectangular dog

This is some scary shit you guys. Two pillars of the community—middle aged white guys no less—arrested because some off duty cop bastard sitting several booths away in a restaurant claims to have heard them “plotting against law enforcement.” We’re in the “ears everywhere, trust no one” stage of it.

Tootsie (1982)

Rest in piece, Mr. Cheney🫡

He's broadening his visit destinations to include other SimCity buildings besides the hospital