I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

Oregon National Guard Adjutant General, General Gronewold says if they are federalized, that he will advise the Title 10 commander to utilize National Guard Troops to PROTECT protesters at ICE facilities. This is the right answer.

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day? Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

I added some prints to my store! If you're a person who enjoys having art, boy did I make some.

day's cottages, north truro, massachusetts, 1984

With Merrimack Station shutting down in New Hampshire, there will no longer be coal burned in New England to power the grid.

[cut to Galactus sighing with boredom as he keeps blocking Godzilla with ease on an inordinately large basketball court]

Only murders in the building but the building is a crow sanctuary so it's actually a good thing

“my sons will be taking over the poultry factory”

Jeffries: "Why don't Republicans want to swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva. Is it the Epstein files?"

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. trib.al/9Sxu9IN

"We're gonna crash some planes if you don't fund ICE."

we need a jiminy glick of the left

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position? Hulk Hogan:

also

Can’t wait for Lady Gronga to happen.

Calling it now that Lady Gaga's next album will chronicle her relationship with and engagement to Rob Gronkowski

Castro v. Guevara is an objectively hilarious name for a case

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This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

"just like meeee they long to beeee pussywhiiiiiiped"

Wouldn't have thought these were their biggest hits but what do I know

If we are ever lucky enough to get full-blown hearings and investigations into what has happened these past several months, I am 100% confident that we will find that Stephen Miller has been effectively running the country. bsky.app/profile/hunt...

That she's cool as fuck?

Counterpoint: 🖕

look at this frog butt

Milo borrowed into the towels in the bathroom closet. I've never been this comfortable in my life.

So John, what’s your recipe for success? “Well first I put on this hat, and then I just tell the team to be the best at everything. They are so distracted by the silly hat to disagree”

Good for a few 100mph+ pitches in RBI Baseball

Friend: How's things? Me: Good, thanks. Things:

Artemis has recovered from his health scare. He says hello. #caturday.

Watching the brewers this year

wow I wonder why my entire body was in the air in the first place

Significant chance you're hearing some bullshit if the speaker is doing this

Formerly HOSTILE TAVERN

I hear some feeds are talking about giving up the algorithm. Pack of crazy fools. Listening to the young folks, nothing's good enough for them. Next thing you know, they'll be wanting to go back to living in caves

Release the jobs report. And while you’re at it, release the Epstein files.

And just like that, Cattio Magico disappearo

Shakira making sure she has the energy for even more napping later

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"All I know is the cord was plugged into my castle, and your castle was glowing the friggin sun! So I put two n two together there and decided that you're pissing me off."

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

For sale: sex pillow, never used