This is an nfc south level game.

So far tonight NBC has played New Radicals, Green Day and Harvey Danger. How is our generation this culturally ascendant yet the president is a demented 18th century racist.

Both coaches in the SuperBowl are named Mike.

RIP to Greg Brown, who cowrote two of my favorite songs - Mr. Mastodon Farm and Jolene (different than Dolly's, still a banger)

chalk up another W for the medical elites - you need your ACL to ski

They put AI in the group chat.

Who am i the fuckin Weakerthans?

SubPop executives: Wow Chris, your heavy sound and dark, introspective lyrics have helped create a new cultural phenomenon. What do you have planned next? Chris Cornell: Get ready to meet the man who likes spoons - a lot.

finally it makes sense why the hockey rink doesn't have a roof - they had more important things to work on

surprised to read that Bizzy Bone was kidnapped by his step dad at a young age and held for two years - and then rescued after his picture ran at the end of a proto-America's Most Wanted made for TV movie produced by John Walsh.

im being told he peed in people's drinks, which no, you cannot do at work.

Reached the part in my WW2 book where the name nazis are committing suicide. Its bitter sweet because they should have been guillotined but its still like "later, chump."

I don't mean to be disrespectful but in Vermeer's The Astronomer this bitch is looking at a globe of the earth. AKA the ground. Dude is cartographer tops.

my wife wants to switch sides of the bed. we've been married for 14 years.

... you can pee at work.

Ran out of night shift to catch the light rail and fell asleep on the way home.

There used to be a guy called Xray Hipp. Real guy. Maybe not spelled that way.

On election night 2018 Jake Tapper declared that it was not a Blue Wave. Now its a legendary achievement that serves to point up current failures. The truth is a toy to these people.

did the president shit himself? as an expert in old people who shit themselves I can confidently say - I cannot tell.

despite being up all night for work I was unable to watch the Aus final - ESPN+ covers virtually nothing anymore. it should be called ESPN minus!

This is life now. We live on Hoth and if we do not sleep in our dead tauntaun we are not going to make it.

If nothing else, we defeated the new snow. A week ago the forecast called for 11 inches tonight. Now, nothing. Just the iron hard dirty ice impacted on every horizontal surface, never to melt. Never to melt.

Local man accused of having a gray hair in his beard. Some say it is very light blonde.

Remember when you would be watching cartoons and to enter a contest they wanted you to send a postcard to a PO box in Ojai, CA.

why is this shit hole newspaper so eager to smear the character of people who are murdered by the government

"8" is not a temperature. 8 is a time of day. 37 is a temperature. do I go around saying oh hey it's 37 o'clock? no. get your fucking shit together.

when I open the website weather dot com and I am greeted by the headline "what is a bomb cyclone?" I should be allowed to have a huge tantrum and not get in trouble.

trying to play some games my son got for christmas - the rules for board games are like 20 pages long now? who's playing this shit. its like the model UN with plastic chips.

As president of the white ear hair society i demand to speak to the inventor of black ear buds.

why am I, as an innocent man, looking at my phone and seeing a forecast for 11 inches of snow this weekend.

Fox playing Saint Motel going to commercial. They always play something good.

If i had a couch i would be crushing the game right now.

Just checked the clock to see when this is stopping - in for a long day.

Friday was my final shift on orientation. My first shift as an independent ICU nurse will be Tuesday the 27th. It is dedicated to the memory of Alex Pretti, an ICU nurse at the VA in Minneapolis who was murdered by the United States government today.

Not sure what i can say about a nurse being killed by masked gunmen for trying to help people.

in the 2010 snowmaggedon my roommate - a 7 ft 320 lb local rapper of some repute among the COD streaming community - tackled me into a snow drift for fun while I was shoveling. he gave me a non operative meniscus tear, which to this day prevents me from locking my left knee in place.

buy my house

people who sell products on television snapped when they came up with shipping and handling.

TO THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA - YOU ARE NO LONGER INVITED TO THE INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE OF DYING MORONS

am i a fucking... leftist icon

I think what the internet needs is a few more sites with recipes that are longer than the Wikipedia page about the battle of Okinawa.

I apologize to anyone upset by this but I must insist that it not snow a foot and a half this weekend.

For the first time since 1993 i live in a house new enough to have ground wires built in.

apparently I'm not allowed to move any furniture out of our old place until its under contract so hopefully the economy is not being destroyed by... oh no. oh fuck.

its funny how everyone decided the key to Indiana's success in college football was "be 24 when everyone else is 19"

on my penultimate shift of orientation I seem to have a full time schedule already loaded, so I guess I passed. learning how to be an ICU nurse has been the single most stressful and challenging experience of my life. many times I thought I bit off more than I could chew in my mid 40s.

one neighbor at our new place has some kind of screaming fit at her dog at 5 am on the dot every day. like, the dog enters a part of their yard she's not supposed to, but its 25 degrees so the lady is standing just inside the door screaming and banging on stuff. doesn't seem to work well.

Mike Tomlin - put the final nail in your rivalry with the ravens by becoming the head coach and winning a superbowl with them.

When this game is over both offensive lines should apologize.