unicorn and gryphon

i need a couple hundred bucks today to get out of overdraft and buy some groceries. thanks so much if you can help!

Mario Bava did uncredited work on many films. my favorite of these is his uncredited cinematography on Mario Camerini's Ulysses (1954). (he also directed the cyclops sequence). a film i love very much, one of the most beautiful i've ever seen, unmistakably Bava

A limerick. Based on a true story.

Roadrunner with a lizard in its mouth trotting happily across the laundromat parking lot.

Nobody sells a front clasp bra anymore because society has lost its reverence for spectacle. Cultural anhedonia. Makes me fuckin’ sick.

Hold on don’t go anywhere I can be way dumber than this

This is only a big deal if you’re into food.

Do you all know that if you get hired to draw a comic book and it gets cancelled, even if youve already drawn all pages, you wont get paid and you have to return your advance

“free jazz” digital, 2026

“Listing to port” digital, 2026

we, uh, we can't keep making art during these hard times if no one's buying it... 🫠

Drag a marker across the sky, for tonight we cheapen the scent of dreams. What's in these things no one knows but inhaling fills in shapes in the coloring books of the gods. Uh oh Svefnthorn passed out

#haiku don’t let the spirits jiggle you

#182

#52

<runs in, out of breath> i just came from mastodon and—-

This marmoset loves coffee

capybara playing an arcade

Where I live, a dozen eggs and a pound of butter both cost $8. Meanwhile, I can buy 55 gallon stainless steel drums of a mysterious tar-like liquid from a long-defunct Soviet science facility, for only 20 cents a barrel.

You’ve really gotta hand it to relay runners.

& this

Got new microns recently and did a tree mari in 005 and 01 microns

imagine a burger good. that's you now. do something

Lease renewed!

Early in the morning Daddy Dinkey goes to work ...

Got a nice chair for my desk so now, after two years of owning it, I am sitting comfortably at it. Small victories taste the best.

So uh my card got declined when I went to grab some food um so if anyone wanted to buy something from my shop that would help a ton 🥹

This is the only good thing Star wars ever did

ELESH NORN?!

sketches from today

YODA: Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Quinlan Vos, Reva, Gungi - the wookie jedi kid, Oppo Rancisis, Ka-Moon Kholi, Kelleran Beq, Selrahc Elous, Baylon Skoll, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am,

This year’s Met Gala theme is: The Big Bopper Everyone will be dressed in the singular signature style of The Big Bopper (1930-1959)

Teacher of Hands — 🖼️ Prints www.inprnt.com/gallery/helv... 🃏 The Wormsong Oracle Deck helveticablanc.bigcartel.com

. bird's nest .

Sookie & Pepper are having a lazy morning

He is a foot guy (guy entirely comprised of human feet).

EARTH

the godly curd vs the satanic whey

I have static where there should be thoughts

The Assassination of the Mandalorian by the Coward Grogu

Alien technology would probably dazzle the fuck out of Richard dawkins, he'd be like, "surely these beings are gods!"

Then DON'T FUCKING MAKE ANIMAL FARM. www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

I think of this Onion article once a week

OMG I love the coloration of these roses I came across today I think they were called jacobs coat?