when no-one riffs with me on bsky i can only assume it's because i speak English english

sorry if i seem a little off today, i put my brain in upside down and there wasn’t time to fix it before i left the house

i miss the murder hornets

worlds most perfect ice cream, fyi

Don't you interrupt me while I have thinking face.

on sunday nights i make a list of my regrets, then bake them into a sad and bitter pie

I’m in the Wetness Protection Program

HERE'S HOW YOU DO A TRON SEQUEL LOSERS a thread - 1 DON'T be the type of Hollywood tools that think if there's any element of fantasy or sci-fi, it absolves the whole thing of making sense DO ignore Legacy and Ares and start fresh post Tron '82

What a nerd. No one has sex to be cool. You have sex to…have..sex

Literally. White people have failed every single test of morality for the past 500 years. I mean, I could probably double that number (or more). It just makes me lmao.

I need an answer fast guys do you think potatoes are jealous of more colorful vegetables

I’ve taken a walk almost every day this week Lifted weights once I’m a changed woman and I’m thinking about starting a wellness podcast

Invert a band Janet and Nyssa

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

Invert a band 9 Inch Cervix

Invert a band ZZ Bottom

I have been immersed in birding for the past 36 hours. I have not been obsessively checking on the state of *everything*, I have been solely focused on birds. When I am birding, everything else falls away. It is the only time I can achieve this level of focus, of being present. It is transcendent.

Timeline cleanse! She's sharpening her murder mitts... 🤍🧡🖤🤍

zoot suit quiet riot

Slightly increase a band Queens of the Bronze Age

Slightly Increase a Band Thompson Triplets

Grogu Driver

Three Men and a Grogu

I KNEW there was something going on

Our timeline actually fractured when ABBA split up

COSTCO: here, try this ME: oh yummy COSTCO: so you like it? ME: yes, it's delicious COSTCO: well, we don’t sell it anymore and you'll never see it again.

gonna print this out and stick it on the fridge for whenever my husband and I even think about having a fight

I hope my boss approves my leave of absinthe request.

Wore my earbuds this way and how the fuck did the sound become clearer?

sorry i mistook you for a tree and tried to lay eggs on you you’re very tall and i’m 1/4 cicada

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Puffin Kiss Cam!

Bluesky is the close-up after the laugh, while the eyes go sad

Today was very disappointing. I don't know what to do with this. Doing anything seems like... effort. Ugh!

How it feels when a skeet flops.

This kid… Also if you can listen to Sabotage without pogo jumping around your living room breaking shit to the chagrin of your mate, this isn’t gonna work out

I’m not a catfish. There, that should clear things up

What are the six genders? Wrong answers only IYKYK

up, down, left, right, b, a

Just laughing at how it’s possible for a black woman to be so beautiful and talented that she sends a racist into a six day public stroke

#IsmuasMonthOfMusic #MusicChallenge 15: A Motown-style song Mayer Hawthorne - The Walk www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmfc...

Drop a film with a single-word title Unforgiven

Canadian car alarm

Me, three times a day.

me, watching y'all scroll past my posts

I just described an older lady as dottering and everyone gave me a look. "You know, confused and flighty. A flibbertigibbet." Head shakes. I hit the dictionary to avenge myself and apparently dottering is not a word. Maybe I mixed dotty and tottering? The irony of this is not lost on me.

This is what I’m doing when I’m on Bluesky

I become attached to some of you and find it uncomfortable or disconcerting when you leave or stop posting It makes here become something else Almost imaginary