Uncle Big Bad
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he/him Be careful what you put in your head
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Live your truth, then tone it down a little.
12 months ago
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Why is Elonās fantasy woman so sweaty? Does she have a fever?
about 3 hours ago
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Turns out the song Fuck Shit Stack was quite prescient.
about 8 hours ago
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(me, after realizing something fairly obvious) I must tell the ignorant masses of my great discovery!
about 9 hours ago
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Most of the day to day business of being alive is cringe so just do what you gotta do.
about 10 hours ago
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little lamb
about 15 hours ago
Medical debt is a test and if you pay it down you fail
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āItās going to be okayā People will say anything on this app,, no it isnāt thatās not true.
about 22 hours ago
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All the maga dudes I know have *serious* anger management problems.
about 23 hours ago
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Ennui Doofen
1 day ago
Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
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Whatever career field was the hottest 20 years ago is where all the middle aged psychopaths are now.
1 day ago
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If your doctorās office has a tv on in the waiting room they should waive your copay.
1 day ago
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Is the universe accelerating or not, make up your damn minds because I got shit to do.
1 day ago
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The display on my very old Bose Wave Radio is intermittent now, itās like the dementia of radios.
1 day ago
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budum
1 day ago
To disrespect a tree is to disrespect oneself and you can quote me on that
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Are women ruining my sandwich? The answer might surprise you!
1 day ago
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US Christians are pissed that Israel stopped bombing before bringing about The End Times.
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Ygrene
2 days ago
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
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karasocial relationship š
2 days ago
now on paper-view
add a skeleton here at some point
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(republicans after 2026 election) Lol jk, you guys are alright, we cool?
2 days ago
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Ross Douthat, sitting at his laptop trying to type another banger, but he canāt because heās laughing so hard tears and snot are running down his face.
2 days ago
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Ygrene
2 days ago
boss: (pointing to motivational poster) this is why i work me: that is me crying boss: haha yeah
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weeder
2 days ago
Can't come tonight. Hangover. Yeah, I don't want to hang. It's over.
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harpy
3 days ago
porpoises are so well evolved to be cool little water guys and humans are barely ready to be bipedal
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(the first college students) This sucks letās play football.
2 days ago
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Villein š
3 days ago
my boss: hey soāand you're not in troubleādid you refer to one of our customers as a "black lodge entity" the other day?
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Reading what political pundits write is the equivalent of huffing 1-1/2 cans of spray paint a day.
3 days ago
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captcha
3 days ago
Now offering girlfriend experience: For $50 I smoke all your weed and ask you to drive me home cause your apartment smells like a wet ferret
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Itās good to ask questions, unless you have 5 or more then itās terrible.
3 days ago
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Micah
4 days ago
the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
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If a Democrat gets elected dogcatcher itās the end of civilization for these weirdos.
3 days ago
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I would vote for a rabid raccoon if it would make lots of shitheads leave my city.
4 days ago
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Some day they should make pain meds available to regular people instead of just criminals.
4 days ago
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Every time I turn around heās warning that everything is on the verge of going straight to hell, and yet somehow people think heās doing a good job?
4 days ago
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You shouldnāt leave me unsupervised all day if you donāt want something painted š
4 days ago
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Frances Meh
4 days ago
against my better judgment i still have pride in my work
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Relatively Great President Warren G. Harding
4 days ago
First time D&D player: What is āpsychic damage?ā Me: Okay, have you ever been to the airport
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weeder
4 days ago
The Count of Sesame Street fame has died. He was 97. Ah ah ah. I'm Dave Mattingly this is NPR News.
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Down, and to the leftā¦
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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Canāt wait for the Steven Wilson remake of The Archiesā Sugar, Sugar.
4 days ago
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Dink Chafey.
4 days ago
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The collapse of society is going to be so fucking profitable for me, a person who definitely understands economics.
4 days ago
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Iām not really a 70s sitcom fan my haircut is just a coincidence.
5 days ago
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Itās extremely hard to get a meeting with the people who are holding my entire life savings, seems bad.
5 days ago
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Remembering Wallace Shawn from The Princess Bride is somehow even worse than remembering him from Young Sheldon.
5 days ago
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Better Things Are Possible
6 days ago
Your wife should never "look for a job." As a man it's your duty to start a business and hire your wife
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Charlie Alzamora
6 days ago
Everyone in my house is chronically late. I come from a dyspunctual family.
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Having a good laugh remembering how all the adult staff in Youth For Christ/Campus Life when I was a teen were cheating on their spouses & partners with each other.
6 days ago
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Remind me not to go outside without my official government papers granting me permission to be outside.
6 days ago
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Cheyenne
6 days ago
Are November gales really a threat to Great Lakes ships? Here's the answer Also known as the "witches" of November, they occur between mid-October and mid-December, when storm tracks collide over the Great Lakes,
www.hollandsentinel.com/story/news/2...
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Legendary gales of November have factored in many Great Lakes shipwrecks
Also known as the "witches" of November, they occur between mid-October and mid-December, when storm tracks collide over the Great Lakes,
https://www.hollandsentinel.com/story/news/2025/11/02/do-gales-of-november-threaten-great-lakes-ships-recalling-memorable-storms/87007633007/
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The Drip
7 days ago
Award Winning Trophy Store Accidentally Sells Its Award
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