The govt retreat in Minneapolis (partial as it might be) is entirely the result of persistent street protests. Opposition from *people*, not *Dem politicians* This is what strikes and persistent protests do. Don't stop! Expand them to other cities Politicians will not save you. Your protests will

my pet rock said the bottom’s not that bad they have cookies there

Supporting Trump is a lot like bad hygiene. It’s not illegal, but it does explain why people don’t want to date you.

The tactical formation is mostly there to prevent him from being vacuumed into a Roomba.

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

Yes, I’m aware everything is on fire - I’ve simply decided Future Me is better equipped to handle the panic.

better get to sleep so I can wake up and increase shareholder value while my country actively burns down

your catacombs or mine

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

There have been 3 homicides in Minneapolis this year. Trump’s agents committed two of them: a mom and a nurse who cared for our Veterans. Stay the hell out of our cities.

Jake Bobo catching a corner-post route for a tuddy, give this team the Lombardi

Jake Bobo is the son of Mike Bobo but not that Mike Bobo

Craving a refrigerator cigarette (Diet Coke)

I wonder what the Super Mario Galaxy of distractions was in Hitler’s time

I want everyone to know, this is a Sage-tier reply.

They tune out, and then tune in and Biden is old and the economy is meh and they’re feeling inflation, they tune out and the in and Trump is old and the economy is meh and they’re feeling inflation, they tune out and in and masked federal agents are murdering civilians in the street

I would like to co-sign that some of the people in my group chats who don’t really follow politics closely are sending texts that sound like John Brown tonight

Thinking about how Miller and others in the admin reportedly moved to a military base in October for protection. If we ever get a clear view of what is going on internally, I’d guess the violent rhetoric on his part escalated after that relocation.

I was radicalized long before this moment, but to me I thought there would never be such an easy case to win points as a republican for your 2nd amendment beliefs, but the silence was deafening. I at least thought right wingers believed their bullshit, but after this it was clear they're charlatans.

The number of arguments I had about accidental discharges……

From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.

孔夫子的話 越來越國際化

I wish people valued liberty over convenience.

…also, caturday

He was just a regular person, and that’s fine! So am I. So are you. So are most people. We do not deserve to be murdered by the state and our reputations slandered by fucking idiots, and that’s something most of us can agree on

you don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred

As it happens, Alex Pretti apparently had a carry permit. THAT DOESN'T MATTER, because he *didn't draw a gun.* Even had he possessed an illegal gun, this would still be murder. His alleged gun is a DHS red herring; it doesn't matter. We do not need to debate it one way or other.

Me: "Why you gotta call me out like that, so early on a Saturday morning?" Her: "It's not…that early in the morning. It's 10:30." Me: "It's still morning! Any time when it's still morning is early, on a Saturday morning! That's how Saturdays work!" Her: "No, honey. That's how *you* work."

them: "there were no transgenders when i was growing up!! we must stop the woke mind virus!!!" photo credit: charles "teenie" harris, 1950s.

I didn't watch Good's murder. I accidentally watched this apparent murder and I wish I hadn't. Turn off autoplay if you have it on, don't click or tap.

“What they want” is clearly for us to comply with enslavement. Anyone claiming they want anything else is demanding you deny the evidence of your own eyes.

"Don't give them what they want" isn't going to work because this is exactly what they REALLY want; A fearful populace that accepts its fate that any one of us could be murdered in cold blood by The State w/ no repercussions of any kind.

I've settled on a process for learning a new Chinese-language* pop song, and it involves four whole notes in my Notes app. *in Mandarin, of Taiwanese or Hong Kong origin; mainland subtract one Note b/c I never expect to encounter a karaoke of it in Traditional Characters; Cantonese, no process yet

He placed a gun on the table and said, "Now then, I shouldn't have to use this, we're both reasonable men, yes?" and the media ran out to be like "TRUMP DECLARES SHOOTING GUN 'NOT NECESSARY'"

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

His first mistake was assuming Americans could read

in (limited) fairness to him, that probably would have been true in like, the 70s he’s just too old to understand what brainrot and limited attention spans have done to us

In the interest of being more direct than Mueller was allowed to be: Bill Barr made Robert Mueller write a report on the crimes the President committed where he was not allowed to call anything the President did a crime.

*pronounces gif like worcestershire*

wow, what next? does she-ra get pronouns too? where does it end?

This is making me have flashbacks of reports coming in from Cambodia 1970 Villagers murdered for nothing.

"OK, quick follow up, do you realize when you say locking up a five-year-old coming home from preschool is 'making America a safer place' that normal people will think you're an insanely racist piece of shit?"

Part bog witch, part hoss bitch

We have an executive branch that's on a crime spree against the American public. The other branches of government can use their constitutional powers to put a stop to this. If they decline to do that the only other remedy is in the declaration of independence

the local DA should indict it. if they cannot serve the warrant because ICE has more men with guns, they should say so.

I Shot Andy Warhol With Big Naturals

Nonnas do not follow recipes. They summon dough ancestors.

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals" I, Robot With Big Naturals

You might think this is engagement bait but it is literally just something to make me laugh despite all the Horrors