Mayor of Chicago Brandon Johnson calls for a general strike, at least 300,000 people attended the protest. #3E #NoKings #EndImpunity #EndOligarchy #EndAutogenocide #EpsteinFiles

Watching the video of an ice agent being arrested for drunk driving and goddamn I needed this.

Part 59 of my pornographic series set in ancient Rome was titled “LIX”

I don't believe in the divine right of kings. I believe in the divine right of sleeping in on Sundays.

Boston, bigger than the Tea Party.

If you see this post a chef

Best sign so far: an older lady with a sign declaring "I am Aunt Tifa."

Lotta folks here at No Kings, Orange County NC. Lots of American flags, a fellow in an inflatable dino costume asking everyone if they've read the Declaration of Independence and handing out copies. No kings in North Carolina.

My remaining frogs awaiting deployment

Holy Schmitt.

Commuting instead of pardoning Santos keeps him in line and lets him take the 5th if he is ever subpoenaed to testify before a commission. If he were pardoned, he could no longer plead the 5th.

Turns out a bad standard is in fact generally better than no standards at all

I am available at very cheap consulting rates to point at clauses and say "here's how the next guy will break that" until we all agree at some point you do need the public to care about and elect people of good character, and everything else is at best just stalling motions (even if that has value)

can’t wait for the first presidential full frontal on the skyline

this is basically what happens if an eight year old goes "well what if Babe Ruth kept pitching and threw 100mph while hitting 55 homers a season" and the universe says okay sure kid I gotchu

important to recognize we are currently watching the greatest baseball player who ever lived smack in the middle of his prime and we should enjoy every second of it there have been people who are better at hitting and people who are better at pitching but not together, not like this

What the fuck?

Mourning wood

I'm sorry for what I said every time I've opened my mouth.

Alex Trebek: I'm sorry, but you have to frame that in the form of a question. The correct answer was "what is, please take out the trash?" Trebek's wife: shut the fuck up Alex

wearing my bedazzled "MEAT IS MURDER" crop top to a lovely steakhouse dinner

You’ll expect four horsemen but only three or fewer can make game night

it’s true, i just blocked and i am now dead

I'm getting reports that they're killing anyone who has blocked The White House on Bluesky. can anyone confirm if this is true and if so can they do it faster?

imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm

do rich people’s bank accounts just say like “$27,947,828.36” lol that’s so cartoony we cannot take them seriously

Technically vagina

”I’ve got your back.” That’s the message, Democrats. That’s what people are desperate for. Leaders. People who will not bow or yield to fascism. We need champions. That’s what this moment calls for. Bold progressive leaders.

Damn, what a speech. What a moment. We're taking America back from the machine politicians, one city at a time.

Whether you're Mr. Beast with a smile or Elon with a heil, when you have money, you can make a lot of people do just about anything. It's refreshing when people care more about character than cash.

The thing that upsets establishment pols and special interest groups and mega donors about Mamdani is that he has chosen to…and is going to…win without them, without bending the knee to them. Worse for them…and best for NY and Dems generally, is it’s one of the reasons he’s going to win.

Knees are the elbows of the legs

Aliens are real

If you see this, post a chef.

Can’t, slowly breaking my boss, one “why?” at a time

when puppets have babies they're called pupplets

Here I am. Rock me like a Burger King.

I, for one, welcome our new inflatable frog overlords.

people who earnestly try to argue that blocking certain accounts deprives u of important opposing viewpoints are assuming these certain accounts are posting in good faith which is a dangerous assumption tbh

my lawyer is using the saved post feature so he can build a case for my insanity plea

Unless the person happily whistling a tune while walking by my windows is Foghorn Leghorn I don't want to hear it. Foghorn Leghorn gets a pass because he's a 6 foot tall rooster and I don't fuck with any poultry bigger than me

forgot where I parked my brain

america tonight

rejecting the concept of "a cure for autism" is suicide prevention

The net result is that a lot of legislators are really obtaining a lot of votes not by their individual merit but by attachment to the party, which is then measured by loyalty to the corresponding presidential candidate, which slowly erodes the institutions they are part of

The same is true in the US, except the state has also grown. But *most* people direct their complaints about the governments (in)actions towards the president, not their legislators, and few people pay close attention to their local legislators, even during election cycles

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