Current* conditions near Willowick, OH:

sharing a sketch

Oh no, fish.

apparently Jonathan Tiersten, who delivered the best line in horror, has died

It smells a bit like… bad eggs

I’m looksminning

I’m just going to say this so I can say I told you so later: Bluesky’s bot problem is getting much much worse in the run up to the midterm election. Looks a LOT like 2014 to me…

Oh no, toilet, no.

The jardiance turtle? The subtext is that his asshole fell out

I am pretty sure I dreamt that I was telling someone about M Night Shyamalan

nottingham forest physio alert

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with the painfully detailed retelling of my most banal dreams

De Troit Bas Ket Ball

And he says the doctor asked him to find the bear…

oh good I have Exploding Head Syndrome

it is funny to read this stuff as someone with a historical interest in the 1990s, a decade that began with one of the worst economic dislocations of the post-war era and was marked by genocide, catastrophic terrorist attacks, a resurgence of virulent racism, and fears of technological dislocation

Wait the Mandalorian isn’t a car with gull wings?

Nothing can happen. It can only happen.

When I was growing up people wouldn’t shut up about Nolan Ryan

they never should have given me ableton

Undeniably the most cogent thought that has ever entered my brain

When they make a sex Claude they should call it Hot Thropic

6944

True story, years ago when Werner Herzog’s Cave of Forgotten Dreams first came out went to an early screening & afterwards asked him ‘what are we making now that will endure like cave paintings’ and he said ‘nothing’. Then he said ‘but you’re a very silly boy to be worried about 20k years from now’

I would buy the old Birkenstock hq and turn it into a research facility dedicated to fart fart sounds

If all of the barbers and hair stylists went away the world would be forced into deciding between hippyism and skinheadism. Society is so fragile like that.

Ok fine I’ll do it myself. I’m fucking wheezing

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes tankies

Smoking on that shit that denied Donald Trump a loving childhood

Lion’s Mane Penis

Mental image Jerome Powell doing this

Steampunk implies streamrock, steamrap, steampolka, steamfolk…

They don’t know I’m the Sleep King

I’m sorry, but bluesky is THRIVING…

Famous Wet Tuesday

Imagine being over 25 and working for Palantir

This album gave me the runs. I put it on and I had to go for a run.

Bluesky is really just like Twitter in 2010.

Tapping the sign

A TOILET CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A TOILET MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION

American Werewolf in London

If you want to make god laugh, try falling down or splitting your pants. God loves slapstick.

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

Tracy Morgan

Dude fuck Eric Swalwell right to prison.

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

Oh no, toilet, no.

Traumatic Japanese toilet experience

oh hell yeah now this is how you kick off monday discourse