Everything I read tells me the market is mispricing oil, which seems obviously true. But it’s hardly a private insight, so what gives?

Elon volunteering to clear the mines in 3… 2…

Do you know square pusher?

I don’t want to freak anyone out but I haven’t even thought about opening my laptop today

A remake of Memento where Joe Pantoliano is replaced by Claude

@thomasjarvis.bsky.social sabbatical going well I see

As someone who spends nearly 18% of his life being conscious, I’m somewhat of an expert on the topic…

Shyamalan twist: I actually died at the gym on Thursday but I’m only figuring that out now

My brain briefly did that thing it used to do in the first term and let slip a reflexive “surely, he won’t survive this.”

How am I supposed to be older than Al Horford?

"Don't be fooled by the Internet. It's cool to get on the computer, but don't let the computer get on you. It's cool to use the computer, don't let the computer use you. There's a war going on, the battlefield's the mind, and the prize is the soul. Be very careful." -Some Guy, in 1999

Let’s surge again Like we did last summer

Nude on TV

Where my head is at

Jim Osterberg sighting

If man needed more than 37 channels, god would have provided for that

Nicely done

Guess who’s not coming to visit?

Claude thinks we might deploy a nuke for likes

in the future, all heads of state will wear a big hat prominently displaying their ISO 3166 country code

acoustic guitar cover of autechre

It’s important to not treat your lifeboat like a yacht

only drink on days that end in wine

At the popular dog film, Man Throwing Sticks

Wait how do you know about “bedtime?!”

ran 10k in the sun and ate an al pastor burrito with a mexican coke #california

It’s good as shit out there

I’ve been sleeping like a dream

Hit em with the Zorak Mode

When a salve smells a little bit like halitosis <<<<<

Stipe spotted

Spontaneous 12k might fix me

Old dog ate drug poop

stop seeking anonymous medical advice from Reddit @malaiseforever.bsky.social

I mean c’mon!

If I were his heart I would simply stop!

Might as well face it you’re addicted to likes

usa curling kings

Make speed skating more like Rollerball you cowards

2026 Elon flamethrower accident

It’s a happy valentines… for me to poop on!

proteck ya neck

Klaus Kinski (left) and a dog.

It’s the complexity, stupid.

[Adam Curtis needle drop]