Istg the only way O'Neill's defence of British monarchs makes sense is when you realise that the most consistently held position that LM/Spiked columnists have ever had is that they're the worst nonce defenders in Britain.

Oh now I know for sure this guy is rich. Groceries are roughly a fifth of my cost of living.

It's just, the thing is, the United Kingdom is less of a country than it is a massive con: it is set up in such a way as to provide the maximum amount possible of gain, comfort and protection for its establishment. The rest of us are just here to work for them.

The year is 2032, Democrats have been back in power for four years, the Republican primaries are filled with Groyperesque candidates, leading to the bizarre phenomenon of older established Republicans trying to win over young Republicans by talking exactly like Clavicular.

Brought to you by the magazine that's now trying to argue that the Epstein files themselves are a giant conspiracy theory.

I remember when the Jimmy Saville revelations broke and all of the initial reporting and shocked blue-tick commentary was full of film and photos of Sir Jimmy with the Royal Family, laughing it up with PMs and so on. One day later, it had been crudely amputated and cauterised to a BBC-only scandal.

Get ready for Xbox games to run as poorly as Windows 11 does now

@alsvid.bsky.social It just hit me that Clavicular and all Looksmaxxers just end turning into Antonio Inoki in my eyes but with none of the Aura.

The Supreme Court:

Would be funny if both Farage and Starmer cause Scotland to finally leave the UK

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology" No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

Sonia Sodha's tweet in a nutshell:

Read or Die is one of the funniest OVAs about some random nerd that you've never seen

Lmfao let it never be said that boycotts don't work

Are they gonna announce a Switch 2 version just for lulz?

"wow you hit yourself on the head pretty hard. what are you talking? Facebook? Twitter? COVID-19? Austerity? It's the year 2004, let's play FireRed and LeafGreen which just came out for the Game Boy Advance!"

Love how The Guardian only just now figured out that everything the Labour right says is bullshit. Some of us figured out immediately that they were liars but the media class in this country desperately wanted to believe them because they wanted the "good old days" of red Thatcherism back.

MAGA when talking about Epstein in 2019: "we gotta take down the Satanic pedophile Democrat cabal! WWGOWGA!" MAGA when talking about Epstein in 2026:

this does explain imo why the Frasier reboot didn't work. the fun thing, and the thing that would've differentiated itself from Frasier the way that show did from Cheers, would be to lean into the fucked up pessimistic insanity of our current age and show how a dandy like Frasier Crane copes

Lmfao how does Discord manage to have the same thing happen twice? I knew their AV would fail but I didn't think it'd be the same way twice.

Of course the right-libertarians are going all in on defending Epstein. They figured out that ultimately they're on the same side, especially when it comes to cryptocurrency.

A Japanese Twitter user goes to an American Denny's for the first time & finds them much different than their Japanese namesakes, with "pancakes containing as much sugar as we eat in a week." Their conclusion? "I wish every Denny's in Japan were an American Denny's."

You legit could not get anoyne from Florence to eat this, let anyone anywhere else in Italy. I think that Burger King pizza would start mass protests if they ever tried to make a thing there.

you guys remember like a month ago when a literal epidemiologist on here decided to argue that its wrong to force parents to vaccinate their kids?

One thing Americans following this should know is that the only reason the cops were able to arrest Andrew is that the royal family stopped protecting him, allowing him to be punished by the law. If he still had his title, that title would still have shielded him from legal consequences.

Even if it is possible Humanity survives a total civilization collapse, like we did back in the Bronze Age, I do not think we should be gambling with those kinds of odds and with those many lives, and there is no guarantee you will achieve Peak Humanity after that.

The news cycle around AOC’s “gaffe” is, in my humble opinion, a clear manufacturing of a “gaffe” where there was none. But it’s indicative of the belief undergirding a lot of MSM that if one “side” is behaving badly, the other “side” must be positioned as doing something wrong, too, for “fairness”

What might have been: Patent schematics and concept designs for the Sony Play Station dated February 1992. Back when it was going to be both a CD-ROM add-on for existing Super Famicom/SNES and a standalone combined unit from Sony: the Play Station.

The British government are literally building houses in flood-risk zones because they listen to people like you and put flashy developer-friendly targets ahead of basic safety concerns.

So is Michael Tracey in the Epstein files? I can't think of any other explanation for why he's so eager to defend the Andrew formerly known as prince.

Apparently realism is such a prevalent dogma in Hollywood movies that now even a literal Toy Story film has to have a toy cowboy somehow aging.

Translation: "please don't tax us more oh please oh please"

When Esther Ghey says social media killed her daughter instead of transphobia it's not a non sequitor—she literally thinks Brianna's friends who gave her support and told her it was okay to be trans are more at fault for her death than her actual murderers. It's victim-blaming her own daughter.

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Wasn't it basically like that a decade ago and then young people overwhelmingly didn't vote in the referendum at all?

Imagine Elon Musk whining about his child being "infected" by the "woke mind virus" but it's a middle aged British woman from the middle class saying it, so suddenly everyone takes her seriously for spewing the same shit they'd make fun of coming from Elon.

Social media appears to have been a lifeline for Brianna Ghey, something she used to connect with other trans people, something that would have been difficult to do when I was her age. But her mother is talking about how social media "killed her", that she "died twice." It's revolting.

Getting her cheecks clapped in a god honoring way

Wes Streeting, after realising that he could be tactically voted out of a seat in the anti-Reform wave:

*sighing, dusting off the meme*

FTC Policy Advisor calling a policy that’s dissuaded 95% of visitors from visiting adult sites an “incidental burden” I guess you don’t fear government surveillance when your the government.

Seeing as they're not on Twitter anymore can we call it Threadsbrained instead?

“AI art isn’t theft”…

this is what the british government want to do with the 'social media ban for kids'. they want us scanning our faces to 'verify your age' before we can use the internet and it'll go in to a database and be used in this manner.

That's basically the point of Grok as a chatbot. It exists only to generate exactly what chuds want it to, and what they want is a falsified version of history that allows them to justify whatever awful shit they want to do to people and let them feel good about it.

2026 basically

And nothing of consequence will happen to him.

happy lunar new year

it's stupid because it inherently means accepting the silicon valley line on AI. "the left" is like ten people. AI skeptics are most of the country. because we're well aware there are certain specific things the tech can do but ZERO evidence it's a multi trillion dollar industry