CHAPTER 5. Breakfast. Paragraph 7

Punishable by a fine means legal if you're rich

Children are a marginalized population, and too many otherwise "woke" people tolerate anti-child bigotry in the form of childfree discourse

I think Matt Gaetz sucks and yet I also think that making him the central villain in a story of a homeless teenage sex worker is missing the point. This is a girl — now a woman — who was so colossally failed at every point that Matt Gaetz himself is almost incidental to the story. Which is not…

I'm attending a workshop hosted by @techpolicypress.bsky.social tomorrow. They invited me to write a "provocation" about the state of technology and democracy right now. I think I wrote something appropriately dark and foreboding. www.techpolicy.press/the-dance-wi...

Maugustine, the new disaster bi he/they lieutenant stepped on the the promenade of Deep Space Nine....

If you see this, post a bird

I've been waiting my whole life for this

Everyone once in a while, I'll be having a pretty good day, then I'll remember that the movie Duce Bigalow Male Gigollo exists

Cooking With Titus Andronicus

This exactly

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

Minnie Pearl Jam

We should have never ceded November to "The Holidays." The dominoes will continue to fall and your children will sing "all i want for Christmas" in June.

See also Xander Harris never facing consequences for his gross behavior (because he was a Whedon self-insert)

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Epstein spent Thanksgiving with Trump during president's first term in office: emails www.rawstory.com/trump-epstei...

I want to say Hamilton as rage bait, but the real answer is Hadestown, and it's not even remotely a close contest.

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

Socially Engineering the AI

So what is the line, Megyn? 9? 14?

45 and yeah. I would feel weird and gross dating someone who can't remember hugging goodbye at the airport gate then watching the plane fly away.

Three Novembers in a row I've gone to see a country rock band: Drive By Truckers in 2023, Old 97s in 24, and Murder By Death this year. I wonder who will be in town next year.

CW suicide I hate to be this guy, but I just saw a meme of Jar Jar Binks holding a gun to his own head. I hate the character as well, but Ahmed Best was actually suicidal over the criticism of his performance, so i think there are better ways to express dislike of the character.

"Did MeToo go too far," asked the chauvinist to the nonce

Well, he's certainly stayed consistent on that point!

MeToo did not go far enough.

Wolff should be in jail.

why's Mnuchin catching a stray here? say what you will about him, Larry Summers could never have produced the Lego movie. DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT

I've officially reached the age where I have to literally put my shit in a box and mail it.

Wolff is a piece of shit who should be shunned forever, as should every journalist who sits on critical info.

I am the King of Blame, I got throne under the bus.

The Joyce Carol Oates and “books written between 1890-1930 are so ALPHA” thing struck home because it showed how many elites nowadays lack the ability to be moved or find meaning in art beyond what we did watching John Wick and going fuck yea this rules and that explains why they believe in AI art

Is there a genre term for all the crappy adult contemporary music from the '00s and '10s that all sounded like beige wallpaper? Stuff that would inevitably end up on Gray's Anatomy?

its always funny to me when people say college brainwashed their kids, considering it's the only place that actively taught me what critical thinking is and that you shouldnt just blindly trust stuff

Dehumanizing propaganda surgically removed their empathy and humanity over time. That’s why basic human rights are now “silly” to them. They don’t even realize that they are also human, and not immune from the fallout. Whoops, there go your rights to privacy and bodily autonomy!

Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.

The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

On the plus side, they did manage to make nicotine consumption look incredibly uncool

Some thoughts on the CR/minibus. 1 The Dems negotiating with Rs were not freelancing. They coordinated with Sen Schumer. A few were ready to give in on day one, others worked to maximize appropriations wins. Those voting for the 'deal' are the ones furthest away from electoral consequences.

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

But I cannot support a deal that still leaves millions of Americans wondering how they are going to pay for their health care or whether they will be able to afford to get sick.

Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments. My response ⬇️

I think a number of press outlets badly want there to be a groundswell of anti-trans feeling, because the ownership/senior editorial of those papers have absolutely cooked their own brains on transphobia. It seems to be largely an elite psychosis!

Finally got the website to work

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"Employees shall wear yellow stockings, cross-gartered"

Fire everyone at Disney and hire @jamellebouie.net to head up Star Wars