Sorry, not sorry.

Who wants to go caroling? 😂 Dead Milkmen - Santa Clause Is Coming For Your Eyes youtu.be/tFnOWzP7PDs?...

I counted, because @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social got me curious: 23 birds and not one gift of bird food. That's messed up. youtube.com/shorts/yN-Kk...

Noooo, not Rob Reiner!

Is the war still raging in Portland or did the frogs finally win?

I'll take the seasick crocodile #Ska (This is the smallest ska band I've ever seen!) Skatune Network - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch youtu.be/4b3MY77ry0g?...

Fatboy Slim and the Rolling Stones just released Satisfaction Skank, which is basically a mash-up of Rockafeller Skank (Fatboy Slim,) and Satisfaction (Rolling Stones.) I like both songs separately. Together, they're cacophony. What do you think? youtu.be/_c_V3oPCe-s?...

I'm just not cutout to exist in the general public. Regular humans are perplexing.

Her appeal. Please repost to spread the word!

Every single time.

A must-listen. She includes constructive and actionable questions for each and every one of us.

As someone who rarely drinks coffee, and never drinks caffeinated coffee, I can relate to @zaktoscani.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/yW5J4...

🤭 Clever Encyclopedia.

Another Weird Week Planes, Trains & Authoritarians Edition

Eating pancake bites for breakfast; I usually save a few tiny pieces for Yogurt, but I got distracted and ate everything myself. He noticed. I just made another pancake bite for him. He may be a tiny bit spoiled.

At first, I thought this was jewelry for an industrial piercing, but it's a vegetable peeler. 😂

Took Yogurt w me to visit a family member who's in a skilled nursing facility right now; so many people fussed over him, his name might as well be "Awww!" now.

My second most listened to jam of the year (according to YouTube): @thegoodnewscrew.bsky.social - avg.hype youtu.be/o6r64_jpvPc?...

The song I listened to most this year (according to YouTube): Fatboy Slim - Role Model youtu.be/ZlAEQKRZNKE?...

Wait, they make neuticles for humans too? 🤔 Nimesh Patel - Testicular Cancer Comedy Special youtu.be/A2Rdh82XGrY?...

Three days ago, I said to myself, "I haven't heard from [redacted] in two years. Isn't that lovely?" Accidentally opened an old email account I haven't used in a while today, and there's an email from 10 days ago... from [redacted]. Because of course there is.

I must keep trying to raise the remainder of my Dec. rent, due tomorrow around 6pm. (I'm sorry if you see all of these!) If you're able to donate funds, or share my posts for more views; 🙏♥️! (I appreciate it all.) Etransfers in CDA: idi_canna @ outlook•com PayPal: BananuhBlueSky (see QR) ♥️

The rinse: Sophie and The Giants, Purple Disco Machine - Hypnotized youtu.be/VbQqV8_Ykow?...

This just got stuck in my head. 🙄 Not a huge fan of Pearl Jam to begin with, and this is probably my least favorite of their tunes, so I gotta go find something to rinse my ears out with. Brb. Pearl Jam - Even Flow youtu.be/q90DPCu_-zk?...

Thinking I look a little disheveled today. Then I wondered if anyone has ever been sheveled at all.

I have a baking question that isn't urgent, but I also have ADHD, and my brain is telling me I need to know right now, so: How do these measurements work on a rolling pin, pretty please? (Check alt text)

Rent is due on Monday and I am freaking-out, I am a long ways away. I don't know what else to say; I am at your mercy, pals. If you can afford to donate, or share my post: I thank you! 🙏 I can accept etransfers in CDA: idi_canna @ outlook•com Or, PayPal to: BananuhBlueSky (QR) ♥️

Yep.

Another Weird Week Thanksgiving Edition

Moving to this parallel universe for the holidays.

This is so cool!

Post something random or have an awful December.

If you heard me say "I had turkey at Thanksgiving," this is the turkey I meant.

Post something random or have an awful December.

Shiiiiiiiit

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: Michael Jackson Rolling Stones Aerosmith GnR Dropkick Murphys

If I had to think about this, so do you.

Happy Thanksgiving to you all from Yogurt and me. We wish you a safe, healthy and sane day. 🥰

“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving:

I felt this. Maybe you might too. #support 💙

Some people aren't old enough to know what this is.

My former neighbor just informed me she has three hundred and thirty eight Funko Pops. I have... three, all of which were gifts from her. She says she's going to stop at 500.

Heard a train in the distance last night, so my brain woke me up with this song today. Paul Simon - Train In The Distance youtu.be/HgDHR2ht6aU?...

I'm declaring myself better (Ok, I did this yesterday too and I was wrong, but I think it's for real today.) Meds down the hatch.

his gomez was good, but his jacabo was perfection.

Share a reliable character actor Luis Guzmán