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I don't have the words to express just how much I do NOT care what a racist, xenophobic, rapist pedophile thinks about the Super Bowl halftime show. Didn't he have his own halftime show anyway?

I'm digging Bad Bunny and this #HalftimeShow. My Spanish is rusty, so I'm thankful for the closed captions. I hope this halftime show gets more ratings than anything Dumbfuck has ever received.

Captain America

"We can only hope that *Caucasian-Americans recognize and denounce the overt racism of the current MAGA party and vote in huge numbers in every election they can vote in, including local and state elections every year." Fixed that for ya.

Hey, fellow knitters! 🧶 #Craftsky

Kinda weird that the president’s cabinet members are less likely to be, “…well qualified” than they are to be “…also in the files”

In case you need a(nother) reason to love dogs: Dogs might save us from colonoscopy prep. youtube.com/shorts/9TttU...

This is a post about animal excrement and the English language. bull$#!% = nonsense/lies chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly horse$#!% = nonsense/lies dog$#!%= low quality ape$#!% = wild bat$#!%= crazy Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).

Gonna show this to Slim Sheddy when she comes out of hibernation next month. (Lady groundhogs come out of hibernation about a month after the gents.)

"Moooommmm, where's the grass? I gotta go!"

I want the snow on my patio gone, but I don't want to shovel it, and it's taking too long to melt naturally. Before you call me lazy, you should know I'm currently trying to work out how many mirrors I'd need to place in the yard to melt the snow on the patio. 😆

Never mind the jobs you had; tell me five classes you took in college: 1. Ice Skating (went from barely standing to doing a tiny jump in one semester!) 2. Ballroom Dance 3. Life Drawing 4. Logic (harder and way more useful than you'd think) 5. Art History (aka Art in the Dark)

Dearly beloved... we are gathered here to get thru this thing called ICE.

Damn. I've just learned Catherine O'Hara has passed. She brought some amazing life to characters I didn't always want to like, but I always liked the way she played them. I'm sad she's gone, and I wish her family all the love. RIP Catherine O'Hara.

Oh shit! This is the second time today I have felt spied upon and very seen. What the heck is going on right now? Have the planets aligned or something?

I'm picturing a chilly mathematician trying to count snowflakes in a square meter before they melt, in order to calculate this figure:

Trying to explain this weather to Yogurt as I bundle him up to go outside.

@schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov our tax dollars should not be funding this kind of “police response“! bsky.app/profile/jack...

I used to have a GPS device that decided the S in Harry S. Truman stood for South. If you ever hear me refer to Harry South Truman, this is why.

Its funny... the irony of politicians calling other politicians "unfit". Like, aww, sweetie, you are all fucking unfit. You can tell by *waves at everything*

He sent the crash test dummy down first to make sure it’s safe.. 😅

OK, I’m going to ask a question that has nothing to do with everything going on right now- what are your tips for searing scallops? I made scallops for the first time today, and I didn’t dry them out for very long, maybe only 10 minutes with some salt, so I would love to know tips for the next time!

Make no mistake 👇

Can't seem to find my winter hat anywhere. TF did it go? It should be with my other winter stuff like gloves and scarves, but it's not and I'm running out of places to look for it.

Discussing w a friend the different ways our dogs tell on themselves when they secretly 💩 in the house: Her dog looks in the direction of the 💩 until a human notices. My dog acts completely normal until I find the 💩, then acts like we gotta go find the "mystery" shitter together. 😂🤣😂

Why is it a death sentence to be undocumented? Seriously. They pay taxes, work for pennies on the dollar, and do the jobs Americans won’t. It’s at most a paperwork problem for 99% of the population.

We have a little over a foot of snow here, and I just noticed there's more snow forecasted for next weekend.

Wow. To capture that amount of motion in a still piece of wood.

Yogurt is registering his complaints about today's weather by refusing to use the facilities. I just ordered booties for him. I didn't want to put him in clothes, but jeez, ya kinda have to when it's 2° out. He's not built for this weather.

Remember when the US used to help topple foreign dictatorships for things like murdering your own citizens? (Yes, I am aware we have done and continue to do fucked up things to foreign countries. Not gonna argue that because you're correct, ok? Ok.)

Another Stevie Wonder appreciation post! (I can't promise there won't be more. Consider yourselves warned) Stevie Wonder and Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine youtu.be/YCnVrjdgyAk?...

And now that I'm on a Stevie Wonder-roll... Here's Stevie and our dearly departed Prince, performing Superstition together in France in 2010. Yes, please! youtu.be/PbLtIllaiMo?...

I don't even want to know who said that; they're wrong. You don't have to like his singing, but Stevie CAN sing. Stevie Wonder - Higher Ground youtu.be/zGSxvH5i6XQ?...

Goddammit. This fucking administration.

motherfuckers.

The Devil Said Jump

Was looking thru family photo albums the other day, and saw a photo of an old family friend who went to school with some of the guys from Boyz II Men. I've been sick, so my brain has been playing this song on repeat since then. Boyz II Men - End of The Road youtu.be/zDKO6XYXioc?...

So *that's* why the hoods are so big. I kept folding the hood back because it was falling over my face. #GameChanger youtube.com/shorts/opJUy...

Important info I hope none of us need:

Another Weird Week MLK • GREENLAND • KIDNAP Edition

Roses are red Violets are blue Fuck Donald Trump Fuck ICE too