At this point in American history, I feel like the only polite way to order a drink at a Mexican restaurant is “without ice”

Another Weird Week Veterans Edition

Ultimately I think most Americans just want the healthcare and housing security currently available to Ghislaine Maxwell.

Another Weird Week Election Edition

Once history is written, Dick Cheney‘s death during his second term, might be the closest this president will get to actually ending a war.

Another Weird Week Halloween Edition

Another Weird Week Perfect Metaphor Edition

This presidency reminds me of some of our greatest presidents. Specifically its resemblance to the ideologies those presidents were at war with

Based on how he used it to get elected, shouldn’t he be paying the DOJ a commission of the billions he’s made from being in office?

Say what you will about this administration, but their steady stream of metaphors is second to none

Military Issues As we’ve been told them

No Kings A History

The president should know his penchant for gold, poor hygiene practices and that he might have killed one of his wives, is not enough to make him a king No Kings

Fun episode of figuring out this week’s chaos. There were no kings in this episode

Another Weird Week No Kings Edition

We’re not saying you’re racist. They are. They know undocumented people don’t get Fed healthcare But they think you’ll be ok doubling your own healthcare costs if they can convince you immigrants will get any help.

Portland War Veteran

I’d bet the president blowing up all those Venezuelan boats, probably reminded the Nobel Peace Prize folks of that Venezuelan resistance woman who ended up winning it.

Another Weird Week Weird War Edition

Another Weird Week Shutdown Edition

Another Weird Week Weird Speeches Week

Whatever you are beliefs as to the motivation of any political violence, I do think it’s time we start going after bullet engraving businesses

For the record, the guys who decided which was the best medical research on autism… also decided that the president was the best person to deliver the message …and that he could definitely pronounce Acetaminophen

Looks like the owners of Tylenol definitely did not “invest” in the president’s crypto coin

I do appreciate the president bombing the boats off Venezuela. Officially checking off the final violation of the ten commandments

Another Weird Week Free Speech Edition

If it’s true that the shooter had a trans roommate… Wouldn’t the problem there still be that straight white dudes on the right are really having trouble processing the idea of trans people?

Another Weird Week Never Forget Edition

Is it weird that every time someone says Kash Patel is investigating, I hear Benny Hill music?

Another Weird Week RFK Grilling Edition p

It cant help RFK Jr. getting grilled by Congress on the same day as the season premiere of Dancing with the Stars …which of course is where his replacement is likely to come from.

Being weird in Airports

Another Weird Week Labor Day Edition

Phone just autocorrected Noem to “No One” And now I feel like the resistance is revving up

RFK Jr. v. American Academy of Pediatrics

For the record… There is currently less proof of the guy they're trying to deport being a human trafficker ...than there is of the president being one

I feel like we’ve all seen enough mob movies to recognize the scene where Maxwell gets moved to a nicer prison & then suddenly has new information that she didn’t see the president do nuthin

Another Weird Week Summit Disaster Edition

My thoughts on Texas Lockdowns

If you’re a Democrat lawmaker in Texas, the state currently has you under about the same amount of supervision as Ghislaine Maxwell

As a comedian I do have voices in my head, but mostly I just podcast with them

In case anyone was too old to understand what the Hegseth Signal Chain scandal was about… Its kinda like a young person version of leaving Russian negotiation plans on a hotel printer

Another Weird Week Sandwich Throwing Edition

Yes the crime rate in DC was down to 30 yr lows when he declared his latest “emergency” But to be fair, the crime rate specifically at the White House, has seen a recent spike

Another Weird Week Escape from Texas Edition

Weird to be angry at Texas lawmakers leaving to protect voting rights integrity But not with US GOP lawmakers leaving to protect folks involved with Epstein

A little worrying when a president who has never even applied for a job fired an economist because he thinks she doesn’t understand jobs

The first people he always fires are the ones taking the data

Another Weird Week Doctored Video Edition

Nostalgic for when “Airplane Chicken” was just a mediocre meal on a long flight And not the game being played by the Secretaries of Defense & Transportation at America’s airports