Another Weird Week The more regimes change The more they stay the same Edition

If you’re in Indiana this weekend, come test my theory about my standup.

The real reason we’re at war

Trying to figure out what happened to Kristi Noem

Another Weird Week Heated Riflery Edition

Curious how much this war is actually Epstein related ...but I am still sending thoughts & prayers to Baron for his recent bone spur diagnosis

Another Weird Week State of the Coverup Edition

Another Weird Week Censorship Edition

If only his awkward answer on Fox News about releasing the Epstein files, got the same amount of bad press as AOC’s in Munich about sending troops to Taiwan…

President’s Day is no longer just about presidents

Another Weird Week - Valentine’s Edition

Whether you enjoyed it or not… If you’re response to a halftime show about unity, harmony, and love… is, “Not in my country!” …that’s weird

It is still Black History Month

Another Weird Week Chain Redaction Edition

Feels like now is the perfect time to start taxing billionaires more Where they gonna go? With the release of the Epstein files, the US is now one of the few countries that will still accept them

Kinda weird that the president’s cabinet members are less likely to be, “…well qualified” than they are to be “…also in the files”

Another Weird Week De-Icing Minnesota Edition

We are all Minnesota

Another Weird Week MLK • GREENLAND • KIDNAP Edition

A little political Standup Comedy …things have gotten out of hand.

MLK in ATL

Another Weird Week ICE ICE Babies Edition

Getting a secondhand peace prize is the closest this president will ever get to understanding bargain shopping

Another Weird Week Screw Ups, Cover Ups..and oil

Everyone needs to comprehend this

This Jan 6 was one of the weirder ones …not counting the first one of course.

Another Weird Week 2025 Presidential Recap youtu.be/C7RtxzDAXV0?...

Another Weird Week New Years Resolution Edition

The word of the year was 6-7 which I assume is the number of bankruptcies a person should have before you decide they should not get to be president

I feel like they’re unleashing the measles so that at least something has worse polling than the president

A man who pardoned billions in fraud …is race baiting his followers to ignore the white woman already convicted for heading a scheme that defrauded millions …just to get people to ignore the sins of himself & the rest of the Epstein class

Another Weird Week Christmas File Dump Edition

Forget the tariff info, the world wants a chart of how deep the Epstein revelation before each country suffers a US military strike?

To be fair, he was a Democrat then and he does have a lot of explaining to do

Looks like opting for the cash payout in Powerball is the fairest taxation of a billionaire in our current tax system

Another Weird Week When Vanity Met Susie Edition

To recap The president spent 4 years trying to convince us that Biden wasn’t the president And all of 2025, trying to convince us that Biden still is

I’ve always felt like fear of trans people was a lot because guys were afraid of hitting on a dude. Based on RFK Jr.’s ties to Epstein, this does track

To be fair, this is a kind of fitting tribute to offer this kind of evidence that Rob Reiner was right all along.

Is there a betting line yet on which golf course the president will be playing when these soldiers bodies are returned to the US?

Not gonna lie. If the NCAA awards the Heisman Trophy to the president, I will only be mildly surprised

Another Weird Week Another Oil War Edition

I travel a lot. Which means my pull-up game is about to get formidable

To be fair A pretend peace prize is a more accurate representation of the peace he’s actually been able to accomplish

Lots of kids out there today dreaming of being a great actor But let’s not forget those rich kids, also out there, now allowed to dream of one day having enough power to receive the first inaugural Doritos Oscar

Another Weird Week Planes, Trains & Authoritarians Edition

I get people who didn’t like Joe Biden I also understand people who thought Hunter Biden was shady and corrupt. What I don’t understand is how the alternative was to elect a man who basically combined the worst parts of those two people. …but was also somehow more embarrassing

I think Democratic lawmakers will eventually figure out that the easiest way to enact Medicare-for-all is to frame it as the best way to get rid of Obamacare. 

Am I the only one kicking myself for not marketing an Epst-vent calendar that reveals a sordid detail behind a series of powerful men’s faces until Dec. 19?

Currently, the only commodity whose price is not going up, is the snake oil being sold by the White House