Another Weird Week Weird Speeches Week

Whatever you are beliefs as to the motivation of any political violence, I do think it’s time we start going after bullet engraving businesses

For the record, the guys who decided which was the best medical research on autism… also decided that the president was the best person to deliver the message …and that he could definitely pronounce Acetaminophen

Looks like the owners of Tylenol definitely did not “invest” in the president’s crypto coin

I do appreciate the president bombing the boats off Venezuela. Officially checking off the final violation of the ten commandments

Another Weird Week Free Speech Edition

If it’s true that the shooter had a trans roommate… Wouldn’t the problem there still be that straight white dudes on the right are really having trouble processing the idea of trans people?

Another Weird Week Never Forget Edition

Is it weird that every time someone says Kash Patel is investigating, I hear Benny Hill music?

Another Weird Week RFK Grilling Edition p

It cant help RFK Jr. getting grilled by Congress on the same day as the season premiere of Dancing with the Stars …which of course is where his replacement is likely to come from.

Being weird in Airports

Another Weird Week Labor Day Edition

Phone just autocorrected Noem to “No One” And now I feel like the resistance is revving up

RFK Jr. v. American Academy of Pediatrics

For the record… There is currently less proof of the guy they're trying to deport being a human trafficker ...than there is of the president being one

I feel like we’ve all seen enough mob movies to recognize the scene where Maxwell gets moved to a nicer prison & then suddenly has new information that she didn’t see the president do nuthin

Another Weird Week Summit Disaster Edition

My thoughts on Texas Lockdowns

If you’re a Democrat lawmaker in Texas, the state currently has you under about the same amount of supervision as Ghislaine Maxwell

As a comedian I do have voices in my head, but mostly I just podcast with them

In case anyone was too old to understand what the Hegseth Signal Chain scandal was about… Its kinda like a young person version of leaving Russian negotiation plans on a hotel printer

Another Weird Week Sandwich Throwing Edition

Yes the crime rate in DC was down to 30 yr lows when he declared his latest “emergency” But to be fair, the crime rate specifically at the White House, has seen a recent spike

Another Weird Week Escape from Texas Edition

Weird to be angry at Texas lawmakers leaving to protect voting rights integrity But not with US GOP lawmakers leaving to protect folks involved with Epstein

A little worrying when a president who has never even applied for a job fired an economist because he thinks she doesn’t understand jobs

The first people he always fires are the ones taking the data

Another Weird Week Doctored Video Edition

Nostalgic for when “Airplane Chicken” was just a mediocre meal on a long flight And not the game being played by the Secretaries of Defense & Transportation at America’s airports

Kinda weird that our president’s entire response to the subject of Epstein, would be classified as probable cause

Another Weird Week Nostalgia Edition

Last session - Texas prioritized defunding public schools over flood mitigation Then a flood happened & they thought we better gerrymander some maps ASAP

Another Weird Week Weird Explanation Edition

Is it possible this is just his Pinocchio-style tell

From Storm Politics to a better President - some comedy thoughts

Anybody else shocked this guy was still employed… apple.news/AY05Kg5noQJi...

So much fun!

Another Weird Week Strange Timing Edition

I’m hearing they even defunded the warning system that notifies Texans when Ted Cruz goes on a beach vacation

Sometimes they just admit it.

I keep waiting for her to say, “specifically coal” …so the laugh track can kick in…

Remember a tax cut on tips & overtime… that sunsets in a few years and has poverty wage caps …is just a bribe

America Party - South African Truth Social - Noted Liar Starting to think this bill might not be Beautiful

This has got to be a tough metaphorical period in US to injure yourself setting off a July 4th firework

Another Weird Week 4th of July Edition

MAGDA Make America Great Depressed Again

Kraft Heinz recalling turkey bacon feels symbolic An imitation of greatness exposed for killing people by not paying attention to details

Sure this bill will make you poorer… But the important thing is… not to smell poor

Is it weird to anyone else that they only seem to find waste in poor people stuff and not in rich people stuff?