math should release bug fixes every now and then i mean we haven't had a fix for postulate 5 in centuries now. literally unplayable

it's raining and Vlad came by for treats and now he's hanging out staying dry

tfw you hear there's popery afoot

Don't wanna be the beeping smoke alarm with a nearly empty battery nagging you to insanity but help!

you will never win, GI

this is an entirely new substance let's call it smugnium

lmao my receding hairline

Conservatives have completely made up some grievance about being censored en masse on pre-Musk Twitter. The ban system was flawed, and overly aggressive in not recognizing jokes and such, but it had little to do with targeting conservatives specifically.

"Yeah I know I didn't actually do anything helpful and possibly made the situation worse through my inaction in regards to voting, but I can sleep well in my comfy bed at night knowing that, darn it all, I TRIED! And that makes me a good person." That's copium buddy. You are high on copium.

weirdest little guy I’ve seen today tbh

"How is it possible that 8 out of 10 [Democratic voters] view Israel in a negative thing?" - John Fetterman

I mean, it's really the gay thing, ain't it. I don't see much point in getting involved with our local politics, for obvious reasons. But fuck I just they'd leave us faggots alone, not even to be ~woke~ about it or something, just like... stop calling us extremists please.

that’s it. i cannot support donald trump anymore

you boys better not be charging tolls in there!

Naming my sports team the “Oklahoma City Bombers” and being shocked as the crowd pelts me with fruit

its detective conan theme sax cover thursday

i've always wanted to try lead acetate, the forbidden sweetener

where's you revolution, leftists? har har. i get to be smug because our liberal tactic of preventing fascism by winning elections is going so well

CVS has stopped accepting rx from our doctor lol love this country

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

democratic base: please please oppose the iran war please we're begging you please god democratic party:

Reminder that the NY pitchbot is a firm believer in: Blue Team Genocide : Good. Red Team Genocide: Bad.

Our PhD student Kennedy Orwa, who studies applications of AI to health care, was hastily deported today to Kenya along with his 13-year-old son without opportunity to speak to legal counsel. King 5 reports that he held a valid visa that was rescinded without explanation.

I would like to talk more about how ICE shot someone else yesterday and he is in critical condition! The coverage is really horrifying because DHS is giving a similar story to the one they gave about Renee Good and so much news coverage is just buying it. Please talk about Carlos Mendoza Hernandez.

"i really like the cia president" is really tipping his hand, even for a think tank ceo

it's typhus time!

my AI gf thinks im always right which is why I love her (im a dangerous narcissist)

ethan klein sue me please it would be very funny

doing archival research and happened across this story from 1963 teacher builds lessons around different perspectives, conservative families (backed by john birch society!) object, student *records* teacher in attempt to get her fired sounds familiar! p. 73 here: books.google.com/books?id=Rkk...

just got my dna results back ☹️

no yeah please give me a list of desperate hacks to save money while a minuscule sliver of the population hoards all the wealth and our government pisses in our mouths. thank you, newspaper ❤️

alex is such a good name

i understand filibustering is a prized ability among you glorified ambulance-chasers in dc but you can just say “yes”

wait why is ars technica running apologia for vibe coders again

New data shows that about 3,400 people detained in Minnesota were sent to Texas, and that 530 remain there. Written by Katelyn Vue and Cynthia Tu

why does Chris Murphy want to get us all killed? seems counterproductive imho

Listening to a demon with skin of a worn-out football tell me that drinking Head and Shoulders will cure meningitis.

In case you needed another reminder that Limited Run Games are shady as fuck social.treehouse.systems/@endrift/116...

Hello @limitedrungames.com it has come to my attention that you've used mGBA in the release of Sigma Star Saga DX in an unlicensed capacity. Please rectify this immediately.

"Boycott the world cup! Boycott the olympics! Have your government economically pressure ours! Isolate Amer-" just shoot him. just fucking shoot him, like. stop making it so abstract and complicated and just fucking shoot him.

this man will be my court capitalist after I take the throne tbh

the best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. the second best time to plant a tree was 19 years, 364 days ago. the third best time to plant a tree was 19 years, 363 days ago. the fourth best time to plant a tree was 19 years, 362 days ago. the fifth best time to plant a tree was 19 years, 361

the goal of this is to make it basically legal to rape undocumented migrants

Israel took a quick break from bombing Lebanon in violation of the ceasefire to kill a Palestinian journalist in violation of a different ceasefire

Cops fractured his skull for standing by in peaceful protest. And people in power claimed he assaulted the cops. No hell greater for those who smeared him. RIP.

ICE loves hurting and killing women.

after all, why not? why shouldn't i use these special parts to make my robot friends?

#BREAKING | Al Jazeera journalist Mohammed Washah was killed in the Gaza Strip after his car was targeted by an Israeli patrol.

Martin Gugino, a Buffalo native who suffered a fractured skull when he was shoved by Buffalo Police officers during a protest in 2020, died in Tampa, Fla., in March, his family announced.