Get Low by Lil Jon is older than ICE

Men will literally say shit like "I would have enjoyed fighting in both WWI and WWII" and then pretend like they are incapable of picking up their towels

5:30am wake-up, meditation 600am home gym, cold plunge 645am shower 700am green smoothie and egg white omelette 730am vhs mixtape of cartoons getting crushed characters getting crushed by anvils and pianos 830pm chicken and beans

Still chuckling every time I see "hard" Left used to describe Democratic Socialists in the U.S. Just complete political illiteracy.

Unless they give cusomters full refunds this should honestly be straight up illegal.

Most liberals know nothing about politics and harbor barely concealed contempt for any minority who steps out of line.

Most autistic people actually learn a thing or two about their special interests.

Weird you don't know what "uncommitted" actually was then

non linguists often react like it's my personal extremist analysis, but literally, english is very fluid morphologically and can develop and change over time. the function performed by "a word" sometimes contains what the layperson would justifiably call "two words". "fast-casual shrimp" for example

A revolting habit of patriarchy's upholders is insisting all women are there to be judged as pleasing or not pleasing their sad little libidos. And really it's not even about that: it's about displaying to other upholders that they are the anointed judges and not the judged. But judge him. Harshly.

The missing giraffe, who claims to be poor,

my grandfather ran the shrimp trade in all of China before the Communists took it from him

JOB

Outside of the simple solution to this being not to view the world as your personal harem, nobody who cares about this is young enough to be giving useful advice on it. We don’t care about this anymore. We got bigger fish to fry. We tryna see if your fursona matches up with ours.

she’s a far right crank who needs to resign.

Sam Levinson is an op by Big Tarantino to make us realize how much worse The Author’s Barely Disguised Fetish can get

this is correct except that the political crisis started back in 2000 when Bush stole the election and the "heads in the sand vs we should fight" dynamic has been the major split inside the Dem party since then

beyond the ahistorical nature of the argument it's just untenable to think that the way to handle reactionary forces is to hide forever. the only way to win rights is to fight for them and the only place to fight for rights is in public.

Good Prime Day Deal on the new Ring Female Reproductive System cam

"ashley fairbanks said lived experience so actually she's dumb and im gonna go harass her" yeah that's not the behavior of a well meaning or progressive person. that's just a white man who wants to dominate.

white men falling all over themselves to call an accomplished, thoughtful indigenous woman a stupid racist because a big account white guy told them to are shit. they do not hold liberal or progressive values. they've not taken one second to consider the context of her words or look into her work.

Tends to be a trend that anti-Muslim and anti-Arab sentiment in the Democratic Party is "dealt with privately" aka not at all but even the slightest criticism of Israel up until 2023 was litigated nonstop and publicly. I remember Jayapl was de facto condemned by reso for calling Israel racist.

Fake it til you make it

pretty devastating dunk at the end of this paragraph

He’s been fucking a republican for over 30 years

And remember it only ‘worked’ because Perot split the vote in Clinton’s favor. When you’re always wrong but manage not to fail that’s considered success in DNC circles.

Just imagining myself in 1926, going ‘let’s talk to this guy who worked a campaign in 1892 about what worked then’

If you’ve been finding yourself on the same side as the guy who lionized the “Sistah Souljah moment” as a signal and heraldic moment in Democratic politics, maybe check your priors.

I'm glad that he's willing to be verbose about our health care needs in a time where practically every other politician (including our own Sarah McBride) wants to hide behind this sort of the-only-issue-is-trans-sports dynamic... that being said, it's such a tiny drop in the bucket of what's needed

$65 million was promised. I will be looking for the remainder over the next year.

doesn’t address core issue of hospitals dropping service in preemptive compliance with Trump executive order. funds for care mean little if no one is willing to administer said care.

the city provides trans care at h+h clinics www.nychealthandhospitals.org/services/lgb... the process for enforcing anti-discrimination law is incredibly slow (not making excuses for that). sinai and langone are still under investigation www.nyc.gov/site/cchr/en...

Trans people are fighting for their lives and they are allowed to demand more than they are getting from every politician until they feel safe

Mamdani has not challenged or even spoken since becoming mayor against NYC hospitals acquiescing to Trump's executive order (not law!) and proposed rules on trans care for youth in violate of state and local laws protecting that care

Mamdani announces $15M for trans healthcare, includes launching a call/text resource support line. Notes city Law Dept filed an amicus brief against subpoenas for medical records. Hospitals suspended care to trans youth following a Trump EO. This seems to try working around that, doesn’t mention it

People are (correctly!) dragging the fake-ass grifter NOAA account for posting bullshit AI and then doubling down, and there’s hilarious Discourse about animal rights, but to me, the funniest thing is how they are apparently implying that it might be okay to imprison a whale if it commits a crime

Zellweger for Wahlberg? What is this, me losing an argument with the damn wife over what movie to watch tonight? Folks,

Napoleon Bonaparte made his servants break in his shoes before he wore them. His entire wardrobe was two different outfits repeated. When he arrived at St Helena he had a meltdown about the house smelling like paint. His stare was so unnerving other heads of state believed it was magical.

Happy #PrideMonth! Enjoy a Tesla getting smashed by a light rail train with a pride flag.

Only thing I wanna hear from the Atlantic is the cheerful trill of a porpoise

Johnson seems to have more faith in Congressional Democrats than Dem voters do.

BREAKING: Nicholas Rossi, the man who fled from the United States to Scotland after he appeared to fake his own death to avoid rape charges, has died 🚨

They should make some movies with positive representations of liminal spaces. Like when you work at a convenience store and you can go in the walk in behind the drinks. You can smoke back there and steal sodas. Why don't they show that on the movies

Fascinating to see a G7 state say that its embassy in Iran should reopen

*taps sign*

If you’re gonna share something share this freedcproject.org/guard

Given enough time, a grifter like AltNPS will always return to the LARP.

When it comes down to it, AltNPS is the only #altgov account I know of that sells merch (and the other Alts don't consider it part of altgov, but I digress). The other Alts have been frequently, and loudly, annoyed at AltNPS for their merch sales; that's a big no-no for real-life agency staff.

oh, no! an alt gov account turned out to be a grifter and was reposting fake stories with ai generated slop? I can’t believe it, who could have possibly seen this coming?

This is basically a Democratic campaign ad. Air it as is with no changes.