pierce morgan presents: america’s next top guy that can pee in his own mouth

Getting my nuts stomped by @elitegrifters.bsky.social for buying aldi brand seltzer until drinking outta puddle

dipshits would rather lie about being suicidal “as a joke” than doing literally anything else better

get on in here for some bot v bot

we imbibe benzos in this web zone

good horse 🫴🍎

anyways, it’s one of those times of the year where the main thing stopping me from committing to the bit is my cat

lol you lying ass reject

it ain’t even about my account on this fucking site at this point either dysgenic freaks who stalk, dox, harass & contact the fbi while bragging about their kiwifarms accounts can eat shit & gargle hair “hur-dur-dur, let’s get that swanner” fucker, just get a mirror you haven’t broken yet, christ.

christ you’re bad at this

…sure bud. do whatever here, swanny.

god should i get out the full fbi complaint (after obviously redacting the identities of the others named who don’t use their names on here)?

This weekend on Lifetime Original Movie "The Piss Jug Promise" based on a short story by Danielle Steele and staying a several former child actors who are now an evangelical.

so if any of y’all ever followed & enjoyed the louvre of bsky account when it existed, the freak who i can smell through the fucking screen has also doxxed me a few times & a few others on here making shit up, contacting employers & licensing boards; bringing in people’s children as well

bsky’s trust & safety are like the cops that show up to a domestic violence call to arrest the one being beat while offering to buy the abuser a cheeseburger kids meal

the devs of this site would code claude to bust into a children’s cancer wing to pull the plug on them all while cheering for team cancer

devs: “claude, suspend anyone reminding me of my bitch ex-wife who stopped letting me beat her”

the mods of bluesky would break into sea world to assassinate the seals then drown any children who appeared sad about it

the head of trust & safety was in the epstein flight logs; ask him where the bodies of anyone who doth protest are buried

the mods & devs of this site like to post about how they’re gonna get the trains to run on time; but they’re never gonna tell you how (and if they do, it’s too late for you)

bsky mods when someone’s on here getting repeatedly doxxed if they push back on their harasser

bsky moderation would 100% uwu smol bean a rapist & suspend the victim over what they’re wearing

unsurprisingly no response to the initial appeal email sent, so i sent a follow up while also keeping my expectations appropriately non-existent

i saw a tiktok about how farting in childhood is a sign of having too many chairs and i can't stop thinking about it

well thankfully nobody's attacking any allies on here so PHEW!

if a single bad interaction with a single trans woman is all it took for you to develop some kind of grudge that you feel the need to air at the rest of us, you were never an ally.

I love this website more than I love my son

"these evil socialists are all grifters because they bought shrimp!!! Shop In Bio!" easiest block ever

CLAIMS TO BE POOR YET ORDERS FAST FOOD 🧐

lol hey @spacelawshitpost.me did you see they made a feed for you?

yeah so the recent threads i was reposting about this are the bigger reason i'm annoyed about my main getting suspended & since it's a slower afternoon here, i'll probably just recreate something for it on this account too. i even agreed to go on a podcast at work for this topic!

this is one of the funniest things an ai has ever done

Guys I've been invited to an exclusive club and now i'm inside their walls

A large swan appears to have reported our dear @britculpsapp.bsky.app after she defended herself from his stalking. Dude is not a golden goose I'll tell you that much. He won't interact with me because I don't have other accounts he can fuck with lol

no no, these are the men & boys that are trying to infiltrate our spaces nazi bar style & need to be exiled immediately we've been dealing with these trash for decades & they're not remotely "punk rock"

This the Nazi freak, Nick Mordowanec, that Newsweek paid to write genocide apologia. Why does Newsweek think this fascist piece of shit should speak on queer lives.

absolutely amazing. just straight up lying and then immediately doubling down on the lying bc it Really Makes You Think

well it was bound to happen one day i guess

godforbid a woman have hobbies like warning a stalker who doxxes people via endless sock accounts that he’s the one who’s supplies us all enough information to know who he is & suggesting he knock it off 🙄

testing (bsky PDS is doing its usual nonsens)

for reference: i have zero strikes on the bsky PDS to my knowledge & have been testing out the detection for people getting bans/suspensions as being text based trigger words in the post and/or alt-text (which is how i’ve remained in the clear sharing screenshots of emails for those getting got)

one of these days i’ll figure out how to migrate & consolidate maybe

Truth be told all of them parents on “Rugrats” were unfit and that’s why Susie mama didn’t have her over there like that.

oh hey there — made this profile for the obvious bsky reasons; on the main PDS, i’m @britculpsapp.bsky.social & went with this different @ for reasons