this was posted yesterday on Twitter and is still up. it has 598K Views, 114 comments, 674 reposts, 33K likes, & 538 saves. Bluesky’s Trust & Safety team has somehow managed to become more restrictive & hostile towards marginalized people than a platform owned by a literal neonazi.

I eat coochie and pork. If someone walked near me with the Quran it would start shaking.

fuck you i will not show you my fishing license i am a sovereign citizen

stand down 🫵

@mark-carney.bsky.social this poorly dressed man in edmonton alberta canada is doing a stolen valour of your country’s military while trying to fight stoned shitposter strangers on the internet u should spank him for the shirt choices alone tbh

counterpoint:

This is a play on the song “Santa Baby,” in case it went over your head

Dawg, you’re not well. Touch grass. Call your mother. Seek out a therapist. Go to a park. Whatever you do, log off for a while.

wear how you feel to say it louder for the people in back #resist #resistance #tuckfrump 💙🌊💙🌊💙

FREE MY MAN

saul mingal

#smokefleet #posterstrike

#smokefleet #posterstrike

#smokefleet #allies #posterstrike2

this is just another @britculpsapp.bsky.social alt full of lies

it’s fine. i’m being a mature adult about shit.

most mid album cover of all time. people like this really just hate themselves & take it out on others.

lol yeah @lfb.bsky.social who even are you? like other than a stereotype

purchase? lol damn bitch you owe everyone a fucking refund. [insert joke about bouncing a czech here]

of course the weird fucks who put people on a list called “my 600lb life looks like *this* how’s the negging working for ya bro? you neck deep in that imaginary snizz? lol. maidenless af, @lfb.bsky.social.

Vuvuzelas are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Luxemburgism

thank u going to use this email address to sign up for coupons for dick pill discounts 🙏 also, kindly send me ur routing number & banking information so u may receive my many riches& wares after i make bank off the arbys tattoo on my fat upper pussy area. godbless.

WE ARE ALL LANDLORDS ON THIS BOEING WARCRAFT

in soviet russia pussy save man for rest of us

wtf man. was it something i said?

put up or shut the fuck up @greenengineer.bsky.social

how about after minimizing genocide actively fucking happening right now, you apologize in the form of sending some money to actionably help fellow humans. apologies are best in currency & changed behavior greenie. bsky.app/profile/sono...

lmfao just dropping into a random strangers mentions to basically announce he’s a weird virgin

i’m not sorry for my outburst tonight tbh 😌

Just saying "I apologize" isn't an apology! Have you identified what you did wrong? Have you admitted that it was you that did that wrong? Have you accepted the impact of that wrong? Have you committed to not do that wrong again? Have you checked to see if there's a way to undo the wrong?

Gritty has issued the formal proclamation: It’s LGBTQ Pride Month. Here’s to finding yourself, your community, and all of the love and support you need to enjoy and express both — and to be able to do so safely and free from government and other interference.

Lmao Alex Jones is crying on his show right now because he has to sell his ranch to pay off his legal bills because his lawyer accidentally emailed all his texts to the plaintiffs attorney

F L A T

currently in tears over these two dogs

oh fuck i’m gonna bisque

“This would fix me” and it’s just your dad’s penis.

god i miss being married

IYKYK

everyones got that one homie that ominiously emerges from the lagoon