Oh... oh really? Ok, well then sexcuse me!

I'm giving up Bluesky for a life on the high seas, boarding ships and stealing treasure. Please respect my piracy during this difficult time.

Disney's Tarantino (1997)

don’t talk to me when i’m in dark mode

make a movie druggy The Cat On The Ket

make a movie druggy Balička

make a movie druggy Star Crack III: The Search for Rock

Make a movie druggy Citizen Cocaine

Make a movie druggy Snortin' In The Rain [Also possibly: Snortin' In The 'caine]

Vlakům je přísně zákázáno levitovat nad schodištěm.

make a movie druggy Císařův pikař

make a movie druggy Pikařův císař

make a movie druggy H*A*S*H

"Form the dough. Knead until it’s as elastic as the truth."

you’re laughing. tom cruise is heartbroken & sobbing into a copy of dianetics next to an obelisk waiting for l ron hubbard to descend from the sky in a spaceship and you’re laughing.

You know what we should invest $100B in? Love.

🚨BREAKING: Trump & RFK Jr. urge Americans to wait 4 YEARS after eating before entering the poll "Voting too soon after a meal causes ballot cramps. Very dangerous. Many are saying this." - Trump "Undigested food feeds the gut worms. And the worms vote before you do." - RFK Jr.

Glad the autism thing is solved now what month are they announcing how many minutes you have to wait to get in the pool after eating

We have always been at war with Tylenol

🚨 Some of the best trolling of the FCC I could have imagined — being released. Adam Kinzinger is speaking truth to power. A MUST watch.

believe me when I say you shouldn't believe me

Slepice plukovníka Kde. ❌ Husa majora Kdo. ❌ Bažant kapitána Proč. ❌ Kuře generála Tso. ✅

Vidíš, kdybys to udělal už včera, jak ti říkali, mohl jsi to dělat úplně zbytečně.

This is Sinclair Broadcasting.

This ought to be engraved somewhere.

Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”

Experts Warn Continued Withholding of Epstein Files Correlates with Rising Autism Rates

BREAKING: Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language

DoomScroll je malá browserovka pro všechny, kdo se nudí (třeba) v korporátu. Ovládá se výhradně kolečkem myši, takže nebudete vypadat podezřele. Přál bych si prudší nárůst obtížnosti, ale právě korporátní krysy to jako odreagovávačku jistě ocení. gisnep.com/doomscroll/ #indietip

This is a project about onions and math. pudding.cool/2025/08/onio...

speeding west to unexpire a yogurt with timezones

I ATE A FUCKING APPLE WHAT MORE CAN I DO, DOCTOR

Now that it's raining more than ever know that mosquitos are all over You can use my citronella ella ella ella

Oliver Plot Oliver Twist

A to jste věděli, že SPD představilo nový merch? A že nemají nastavený limit pro odběr? Takže si člověk může třeba objednat 100 kusů na dobírku? Ale to já jen tak...

Nejvtipnější na tom je, že si dost američanů myslí, že lékem na aktuální fašismus je komunismus. To bude ještě sranda až zjistí, že je to je ten samý film, jen s jiným soudtrackem.

🚨 The LAPD refuses to respond to a MVA with a motorcyclist in grave condition because they are guarding peaceful protesters. Said protesters did the LAPD’s job. SHAME LAPD SHAME @losangelespress.bsky.social

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked People will remember: -An 'oxymoron' is an oxymoron. oxys (sharp, keen) + mōros (foolish) = oxymoron

Famous movie twist endings (SPOILERS): - “Star Wars”: Chewbacca was a ghost - “Titanic”: Rose was a ghost - “Citizen Kane”: Rosebud was a ghost - “Top Gun”: Viper was a ghost - “Skyscraper”: The skyscraper was a ghost - "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial": Elliot was a ghost

I really can’t believe Mickey Mouse is doing this. He seemed so nice.

Horror movie idea: Will Stancil becomes possessed by the ghost of Charlie Kirk’s debating skills. Now he roams the internet furiously arguing against things no one ever said.

Už někdo udělal z Masarykova dopisu AI song?

Ale to je mi pěkné.

„Lidé jsou rádi hloupí. Ale nedělejte jim to jednoduché. Hádejte se a hádejte se s nimi.“ Tohle měl Masaryk údajně říct ve chvíli, kdy si myslel, že se blíží jeho konec. Ta slova bych tesal. Doufám, že pan prezident Pavel pochopí, že to může být motivace k obhajobě mandátu.