Hermione, Texas Granger
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the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
about 2 years ago
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egg ngo
about 12 hours ago
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this would fix me
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about 24 hours ago
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ah yes, boston. notoriously racist against⦠whites
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1 day ago
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perhaps i wasnāt clear enough when i asked the genie to make 2025 nothing like 2024
2 days ago
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producer: you make that miniseries about the assassination of james garfield? director: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. producer: what?
3 days ago
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song of the summer 2026-???
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3 days ago
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he owns 18 golf courses
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4 days ago
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oh i get it - like rapping about christmas
4 days ago
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4 days ago
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as an american kid growing up in the heartland, there are only 3 things that give you a thrill: 1) football 2) your car 3) suckinā on chili dogs
4 days ago
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anyone who uses the airport gym should immediately be put on the no-fly list
4 days ago
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i had an opinion, so I asked grok if i was right, and it agreed with me. therefore, i must be right
5 days ago
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has it really been that long?
8 days ago
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mixed this with sprite but it wasnāt great. any other ideas?
8 days ago
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Hermione, Texas Granger
oh they got this amendment all screwed up
about 1 year ago
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happy meals donāt fill my tummy anymore š¤
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10 days ago
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writing a book so stupid that nobody can effectively parody it
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10 days ago
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he said āwomen be shoppingā
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10 days ago
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giving tuesday is giving monday
11 days ago
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thinking of checking out one of those trendy historical miniseries i keep hearing about
11 days ago
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filming a youtube video where i (a musical genius) react to a song i have never heard before (happy birthday)
11 days ago
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[a bunch of old men at a chicago concert]: six fourrrrr
12 days ago
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to prevent dipolar disorder
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12 days ago
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me: heading to the store - need anything? wife: dubai chocolate me: i absolutely will
13 days ago
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starting a new day after thanksgiving tradition where instead of leftovers iām sucking on chili dogs
15 days ago
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just hit 30% wine and pie by bodyweight but i think i can do better
16 days ago
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dad just ruined thanksgiving by announcing to the whole family that he and my mom have been watching young sheldon
about 1 year ago
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sure itās 40 degrees out, but the water looked so nice
16 days ago
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kidz bop demon hunters
16 days ago
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metal detecting find of the day - sterling silver parasol handle from the 1800s. a bit of damage but not bad for being buried 100+ years
17 days ago
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fibonacci posting a sequence of bad takes and getting golden ratioed
19 days ago
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phase 1 complete
21 days ago
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kinda feels like convincing the average uninformed american that we need to invade⦠venezuela is gonna be an uphill battle
21 days ago
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uh oh iād better sit down for this one
21 days ago
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Heartwarming: the worst writers you know are fighting
21 days ago
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I woke up early *on a saturday* for this??
21 days ago
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Breaking - MTG officially means Magic: The Gathering again š
21 days ago
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google maps is the new silk road
22 days ago
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not my fault. thanksgiving shouldāve been earlier
22 days ago
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starting to regret getting all my medical advice from a chatbot that deemed elon āpenis champion 3000ā
22 days ago
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ok hear me out
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23 days ago
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youāre all just jealous youāve never made anything this creative or catchy
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24 days ago
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seems like he couldāve signed that epstein bill by now
24 days ago
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āthe woman who found rfk jr attractive also slept with meā is a weird brag
25 days ago
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āwe a businessman to run the country like a businessā
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26 days ago
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to me, this remains one of the craziest things that we never talk about
26 days ago
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the cool thing about the name margaret is that if it sounds too old fashioned you can go by peggy instead
26 days ago
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itās me. iām the stud
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28 days ago
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but those were my emotional support underwear birds
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28 days ago
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new record day so pretty
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check āem out
28 days ago
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