in some cases it can be triggering to a trans woman’s dysphoria to ask her zodiac sign because every time i tell someone i’m a capricorn they look at me like i got it from a kiosk at the mall

Wtf. Going to throw up. Article I just read. One Direction convinced a 13 year old to drop out of school and live on his party barge??

drunk texting arbys START

a cadderpiller going through metamorphosis is like Well my worm here is done

growing up in new jersey, a “foid” was a type of shitty car

In Seattle we All a Litle Autistic Here. Hiii

this bottomless pit is gonna be so fkin boring when my iPhone dies

fuck me. accidentally showed up to the squirt-off in full SCUBA garb and my least sexual propeller hat. i’m so FUCKING embarrassing

There's no reason to think a giant boulder will come barreling down over me as i go down the stairs, but if it happened, it wouldn’t catch me. i always run down the stairs. i also run up the stairs on all fours, but that’s just for fun, because boulders don’t roll up

Bandcamp updates for bands you haven’t listened to since you were 17: ethically nonmonoguitarists: check out our new single “sympathy for the stepdad” LIVELEAK4NEKOS: TOUR!this venue smells like a bandcamp friday man trapped in website: can yuo upload more naked lady album art

i dropped my ice cream cone

photo zine just dropped: ko-fi.com/s/5a91b8e078

i am a flake of pepper. if i don’t make it into the bowl, it’s okay.i will live on your counter for a little bit longer. Thank you very much

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