Random drawing of my oc Mumei

wanna be a cowboy, baby

Remember these homos

been a bit quiet on my end trying to get through some work, but: I've accepted lit agent representation for CLUTCH :) thanks for everybody's kind words. it's been a tough year for me, and it meant a lot to me.

more orcs should rock sweaters

gamers, what is your preferred web hosting platform? i gotta make a portfolio for my photography under my real name or something so i can have income that isn't standing in one place for 30+ hours a week

put lao gan ma into hot popcorn yesterday and everything fabric still smells of lao gan ma on popcorn....

Vyvanse recall lot numbers

pals with fashion inclination: i'm looking for an inexpensive new cross-body bag that i can daily carry that will comfortably hold my camera (sometimes two), a naloxone kit (always carry it!), and a few other odds and ends and still be relatively small. i will take recommendations

they call me "wet martini" the way i use liquids to make them

New month Open again!

i love being queer

these motherfuckers

jumpscared kiril so hard his soul left his body

i just wanna say i'm so insanely grateful for these two wonderful goobers, as well as syrupmancer or the fantastic art. i'm massively flattered and stunned all together

these guys pranked me

We had to do a little bit of Lying and Gaslighting to keep the surprise a surprise, so here is the REAL Announcement Promo, with Kiril's real banner. As before, art by Syrupmancer

THREE ORCS CRASH CASTLES twitch.tv/orcvibes

the worst part about edmonton is that the mayor-elect is a swiftie and a disney adult

Still have slots open! (Person who submitted yesterday: I Am Getting Back To You Today) Give unto me your ocs

don’t have a funny bit in me this week. if you hear of potential staffing for storyboard/revisionist needs, think of josh

i'm the brokest of the gang so no character select for me. anyways hello

This Thursday, you better hide your Castles, because they're gonna get Crashed! @orcflorist.bsky.social and myself are gonna be teaming up with @orcanist.gay on stream to play some Castle Crashers to celebrate the end of Orctober. (Art for the character select screen was provided by @/Syrupmancer)

drinking wine with john c reilly as dr steve brule on the label and losing my mind because the 2021 vintage is mad delicious

i'm.... orctober

i'm orctober

I am viewing orcs. On the internet

Still filling out the queue! Thank you to everyone helping spread the post!

thinking about her...

So weird that they won’t say the same about a Muslim man with no Nazi tattoos or Blackwater job experience who wants free buses.

someone talk me out of buying a case of this insanely delicious gewurztraminer i want in my house

it's actually a very good idea to reheat pizza in a frying pan (either nonstick or a well seasoned cast iron) and also flip it cheese side down so the cheese gets a lil crust

(extremely josh mckenzie voice) so cedar is happily married to my friend internet orc kiril i am extremely grateful that i got to go to a beautiful gay orc wedding

happy #Orctober You've caught your new party member mid-nap

arthur russell discography

live www.twitch.tv/orcflorist

Commissions! I’m working on two big pieces but my queue has opened back up a bit so making a new post. If you’re interested please submit a form at forms.gle/hi3XHxb43XMD...!

think i accidentally ate a piece of a biodegradable fork (bit too hard and it broke)

give josh work or you're homophobic

watching a local municipal election post zohran's come-up is funny because now some old white guys are trying so hard to channel his good vibes with none of the policies

throw this rock

Milk does not go in eyes. Water is what you use to wash out chemical irritants. Just water. Ignore all other advice to the contrary unless you have a fucking medical degree of some sort in which case go off king/queen

if you're going to a protest today I wish you luck. The only specific thing I will beg of you is this: don't use milk to wash out tear gas or mace. if you see a street medic with milk, yell at them until they throw it out. do not continue to spread lies about emergency medicine.

Commission of a cool looking dude #art 🌿

awful news

kissy

besties if you only knew half of the shit i said in dms to my friends about a variety of topics not limited but including politics and streaming

Yes, and let's also remember #YourSlipIsShowing, the Black women activists who predicted all of this first and received no credit. "Before Gamergate, before the 2016 election, they launched a campaign against Twitter trolls masquerading as women of color... If only more people had paid attention."