Sorry to ask but am trying to raise gas money to get to my new job. If anyone's is interested in buying beard/body balm hmu. Have full control over the ingredients/scent

"Oh you shouldn't drink so much" okay well tell that to my dog who loves when I'm plastered

"Oh you shouldn't drink so much" okay well tell that to my dog who loves when I'm plastered

Stepping into the bar bathroom is the equivalent of saying this edible ain't shit

British ancestors 🤝 Mexican ancestors Encouraging me to day drink

My parents essentially have a clean slate for training the dog so I'm teaching him commands in High Valyrian 🤭

If anyone is able to help w gas so I can see him I'd be eternally grateful 🙏🥲

Actually I think its really cool and normal for your mother to tell you she doesn't know who you are anymore and asks if being trans is really a priority 🙂‍↕️🤭

Love being told I can't go see my dying grandfather bc me being trans is too much for everyone to handle rn 🫠🔫

Please keep trying to fit your hard square peg into my wet round hole.

Does having a sub older than you count as elder abuse? - Pope Olga at the National Mall

Showering with da homies as a little treat

Height mogging the mummies in the Smithsonian

the friendship necklace stays ON during sex

Misogyny? Thanks toots, but are you sure there isn't a Mistersogny that I could speak to?

Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in this photo shaking hands with Netanyahu?

Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids https://theonion.com/once-adventurous-salmon-can-t-believe-she-ended-up-movi-1825827223/

friday the 13th is an Easter movie; dude, whose name starts w a J, has a really close relationship w his mom, is resurrected, and a lot of people die regarding that, and he's against sin

General reminder that your local cops also do this to women they've arrested. Like, all the time, in fact! Turns out giving men a gun and a uniform and ultimate authority over others tends to enable bad behavior, who knew

ken weekly lunch note 260316: oversleeping and wfh edition

ken is talking about "what if i just left an IOU note in your lunch box when i'm packing it" and i think no jury would convict me

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

"I wish I could leave before the spelling bee."

sharing with her permission by the way, here's Cassie (rape.fan) emailing the moderation team about the user who was harassing her and threatening to email her rapist. three weeks ago. they never responded. but they perma'd her for a post from June. @aaron.bsky.team, you are despicable.

really glad my upstairs neighbor decided that 1am on a tuesday night is a good time to listen to 50hz Sub Bass Lofi Beats To Make Your Neighbors Hate You

only one man can save us from the mad king

while visiting a friend i witnessed this truck. the back read "REDNECKS SUPPORT PALESTINE" and the israel flag has a big red cancel with "FUCK ZIONISM" under it. incredible.

Chlorine dioxide is an industrial bleach for lumber and freaks like RFK give autistic kids enemas with it. Kids die from the practice. These people just want autistic kids dead.

ken weekly lunch note 260302

Can you believe it guys? Peace in the Middle East, just a war away! Peace in the Middle East is in a war! Woo-hoo! I am so happy about this information. Peace in the Middle East, just a war away. Oh wow! Can you believe it? Peace in the Middle East, just in a week! It got here so fast. Peace just a-

Because of the National driver register, since their licenses are suspended, trans folks cannot move to another state and get a new license until they remove the suspension on their existing Kansas license. They can't even escape this by moving to another state.

[maester trump voice] king aegon the unlikely, the peasant king! they're calling him a friend of the small folk. but we like our knights big, don't we? bigger than sir duncan the tall. blackfyre said to me "sir, aegon took my throne". we're going to DRAIN THE BLACKWATER! i call him Aegon the "WOKE"!

nightly check-in where i verify that me and my friends are all clenching our jaws tightly, extremely stressed, not drinking water, and not taking our meds

ken weekly lunch note 260223

The floor plan for the planned ICE concentration camp in Social Circle, Georgia:

this is how i witnessed an ICE kidnapping in western mass, i paid a $250 bail for a woman accused of trespassing (right...) and ICE snatched her as soon as we got out the door

They're openly admitting "hey we're boiling the frog slowly and willing to use moron democrats to our advantage to achieve our agenda" and mainstream Dems will respond with "well we do need their votes specifically so... what if we only boil half of the frog"

Can we please make sure we keep this in mind when everyone decides to make fun of people concerned about their safety in regard to civil disobedience.

soft soil is better for growth than hardened soil of the soul

ken weekly lunch note 260216: katie bozo edition

She came home so soggy 😭

god damn it knight of the seven kingdoms is good. it's classic game of thrones. latest episode is gut-wrenching

didn’t ted bundy do this

no foreign foe has ever dreamed of being able to sack and pillaging this country the way Trump admin and its congressional and scotus enablers do every day.

i'll be showing to this within an hour or so (gym first, never forgo your gains) if you'd like to hear me riff about absolutely nothing in particular in support of something very cool

end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance

ken told me to look at the clouds then asked if i knew what kind they were in the "i am about to info dump" voice, then after i gave out my best guess they said "oh i don't have a clue. that's why i was asking you" asshole.... 😭

It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?