We've had fuckups in the White House before, but never a president who seemed so deliberately intent on being a fuckup. It's been said before, but if these people were actual agents of an enemy power seeking to divide, dismantle and destroy the USA they wouldn't be doing anything different.

I know these guys are all dumber than a sack of hammers, but it is fascinating to see the military decide “logistics are gay” in real time

she's taking the substance she's filling a need she has a clone has a clone who succumbs to greed

Motherfucker, you think you can coerce New York City by holding the SECOND AVENUE SUBWAY hostage? This project has been dragging on for a literal century. You might as well threaten us with taking away the Dodgers. Pathetic shit. apnews.com/live/donald-...

Lots of people seem to be reading this to refer to the exhaustively reported on department emails to employees. But I am reading this to mean individual employees are told their personal away messages should blame Democrats. And that seems worse!

The impulse to make a Little Guy transcends time and space.

Telehealth Is About to Abruptly End for Seniors time.com/7322093/medi...

Fascinated by how the people who lost their minds over student loan forgiveness are currently running ads on my TV every 10 min promising that they'll forgive your student loans if you join ICE

We describe the shaded area as indicative of a force so powerful it transforms every single Fortune 500 CEO into a fascist

California: (916) 210-6276 or oag.ca.gov/contact to ask Rob Bonta what tf his name is doing not on this letter

this is an especially good thing to hammer because it wedges the WH away from congressional Republicans

Swear in Rep-elect Adelita Grijalva. Release the Epstein files. Expose and punish pedofiles.

[Werner Herzog voice] Charlie Brown seems surprised when Lucy pulls away the football, and yet he knows that failure is his destiny

“sign of America’s Latin Americanization,” hm? Seems like the clearest sign of that is being governed by a caudillo whose supporters joke about dropping his political opponents from helicopters. That feels more pertinent.

YODA: circumcised are you ME: That's a private matter, Yoda. YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda. YODA: take off your shorts you must YODA: show it to me you will YODA: going where are you YODA: your penis I must see YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be YODA: mmMm

I’m tired of saving Trump voters from the consequences of their own decisions. If farmers want a bailout, they should call their republican congressmembers and ask them to use their article 1 powers to get rid of the tariffs.

lmfao WHAT

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

Dude is absolutely crashing out and didn’t we already determine that these NDAs of government employees are illegal and unenforceable. archive.today/CSppj

If the President can raise his own revenues and direct his own spending without congressional approval we are squarely in the only situation the Constitution was actually drafted to avoid: English civil war territory

*Democratic consultant voice* “see! you should still pay me gobs of money to make you completely different and much shittier TV ads”

“I told u i was hardcore”

This country should have just hung every single shithead confederate for treason, so hopefully we get a chance to do it right this time around.

DHS includes a bunch of false and defamatory statements in their tweet about Kilmar Abrego Garcia as they prepare to send him to Uganda.

uhhhhh

New York friends! He's in Queens! #catsky

File this under “essential function.” 🤡 #Shutdown abcnews.go.com/Politics/liv...

NEW Immigration judge denies Kilmar Abrego García’s request to reopen case The judge, who works for DOJ, found “insufficient evidence” that the Trump administration would send Abrego to Uganda. DHS had said “He will be processed for removal to Uganda.” www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

Scientists Finally Reveal Biological Basis of Long COVID Brain Fog. Patients with brain fog may have disrupted AMPA receptor (AMPAR) expression—key molecules for memory and learning. Imaging of Long COVID patients showed elevated AMPAR density tied to more severe cognitive impairment.

Anti-Defamation League seems to be fine with defamation actually

when they said there'd be bread and circuses, they should have specified that the bread would cost 200% more than it did four years ago and the circuses are only available on your least favourite streaming network for $19.99/month

inbox, from Democratic Assembly nominee Katie Brennan (LD-32, Jersey City/Hoboken): Brennan Calls for New Jersey to Withhold Federal Taxes, Seize Trump’s Bedminster Golf Course After Gateway Tunnel Funding Freeze

I knew, knew I had read something about finding away around this a month or two ago " The RECOURSE Act would let the state withhold payments to the federal government only after it withholds funding for New York programs. "

Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later. harpers.org/archive/1941...

it's so funny that Greenblatt bent over backwards to these people and annihilated his organization's credibility with anyone left of center to get absolutely nothing from the right

Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"

Once again, if for some reason you’re actually relying on Politico for news, you can achieve the exact same results by striking your forehead with a hammer a few dozen times.

Never should've clamped down on the "weird" language, man

Please report this fucking AI slop. Goddamnit. www.amazon.com/KALEB-HORTON...

First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great

ER wait times are going to be much longer when 13.7 million Americans lose their Medicaid coverage over the next decade due to this administration’s billionaire tax cuts, not to mention the higher premiums from expiring ACA subsidies, the thousands of jobs being lost every month, & massive inflation

I was sent this by a Georgian this morning. 2025 premiums vs 2026 premiums for someone making $65k a year. Republicans in Washington did this. This is what I'm fighting to stop. This is what’s at stake in this shutdown fight.

It's like a Choose Your Own Hatch Act Violation.

Wealthy, racist white people don't use public transport because they're wealthy and racist, not because it's dangerous. Ordinary people do this shit all the time.

🧵 You don't have to ask <if> or <when> American democracy will backslide. All you have to do is look around, every day now, at the things we've totally normalized that would have ended presidencies immediately in years past.

The SecDef is an incompetent drunk, white supremacist, Christian nationalist, misogynist, bigot who can only get his dick hard thinking about murdering brown people. And this country is full of people like that but they used to have to hide it in public to be in positions of power.

Bin-go

excellent thread