Hummel figurines are the Funko Pops of the 1930s

thinking it’s bad that Charlie Kirk got murdered, & happy he’s dead, are not mutually exclusive thinking MTG is a craven opportunist & world would be a better place if she stepped into a manhole Loony Tunes style, & being happy to see anyone in the GOP stand up to 47, are not mutually exclusive

oh man, I wish this was around when I was a kid

shouted “WHOA” out loud multiple times reading this Toooo many pix cannot unsee https://www.404media.co/weird-disney-shrek-etsy-christmas-tree-ornaments/

I get why knives are called cutlery, but what about forks and spoons wouldn’t “stablery” and “scooplery” make more sense

These people will remember the democrats who fought against student debt forgiveness and blame them instead of 47. And they will be right. https://www.dailydot.com/viral-politics/trump-admin-garnish-wages-defaulted-student-loan-borrowers-2026/

IS YOUR FAVORITE MEDIA ICON IN THE EPSTEIN FILES? Epstein got started thanks to Krusty the Clown. Jeffrey thought he was getting a job as a legitimate tax advisor; Krusty mistakenly took him for a pimp. Epstein ran the numbers and realized this was a better gig.

well I’ve tried getting older but really just not feeling it ★★☆☆☆ in practice, it turns out that wisdom is of dubious utility

okay I'd wear one of those "smart rings" if it delivered a mild shock every time I typed an adverb and a more-than-mild-shock when I use the same one twice in the same paragraph.

I‘ve said for a while that the age of social media might be coming to an end because the relative cultural conditions that enabled it (nominally open liberalism) are, themselves, coming to an end and this kinda feels like that. LLM spam/slop, widespread nazism, nihilist terror etc kill social media.

i read Nuzzi's book so you wouldn’t have to wait, you weren’t going to read it in the first place? fuck. why did i do this to my brain. how do i undo it. why didn’t you tell me. hlep

introducing myself as the inventor of the world’s first self-screwing lightbulb

where does your girl land on the Voltron -> Frankenstein continuum

There’s Never Been a Better Time To Shut Your Whore Mouth

hey look at me, I'm wearing shoes on my hands, only the left half of my beard is shaved, my pants are on backward and somehow my dick is hanging out. I’m the guy who thought it would be a good idea to put capacitive buttons on ovens.

The opinions of people who have had some radical mid-life change — political, religious, whatever — are so much more interesting than people who believed the same stuff all their lives. Like do you even know why you believe what you believe? Do you have the ability to admit when you’re wrong?

and that was the last time we ever heard about this terrible person who definitely won’t have a third act in 2026 ad infinitum

my new drag name is Matte Gloss

thanks to Bloom County we can prove that “hey” as a greeting and not a command to “look out for that truck” was getting normalized around 1982

> GIT FORK ZORK You are not carrying a fork. opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2025/11...

San Antonio Schools v. Rodriguez should be up there with Dred Scott and Plessy v. Ferguson as worst Supreme Court verdicts in American history. It’s the reason why — no matter what race you are — you’ll never, ever get the same opportunities as the wealthy. Even why your potholes are worse.

Every day, I'm escalatin', e—every day, I'm escalatin— Every day, I'm escalatin', e—every day, I'm escalatin' Every day, I'm escalatin', every day, I'm escalatin' Every day, I'm escalatin', every day, I'm— every day, I'm

We’ve hit the “trading tips on good deals for packaged ramen” phase of the recession, I see.

but honestly, whom among us hasn’t [fill in the blank with the worst thing you’ve heard today]

I think you might suggest to putin, that lavrov , can get insight on talking to me. vitaly churkin used to . but he died. ? !

just look on the bright side:

welcome to the caliphate bitches 🗽☪️🍎

Let me invest in the vaporwave company.

everyone’s all happy that Cheney is dead but whose job will it be to enter the tomb every morning to make sure the body hasn’t moved

I need one of those New Yorkers who pretends that autumn is their favorite time of the year to step up and explain your bullshit.

vibes

This whole adventure has been a real learning experience for people who self-identify as optimists. And also pessimists.

“he’s a thirteen items at the twelve-items-or-less register kind of guy, if you catch my drift,” said the thinks-rules-are-real kind of guy, if you catch my drift.

starting a list of posts that have somehow gotten me blocked on this site

some dude did this drawing while I was working outside my favorite chinatown bar this afternoon, you can recognize me by the square head

why yes I will change the name of my app four times if I was a parent I’d be telling little Eric Jr “shut up you’re Geronimo now” while dealing with a confused civil servant

This is a very funny comic, but if it were accurate, the left side… - a guy in black clothes and dark rimmed glasses smilling (hipster designer) - a kid crying (laptop, dead battery) - another kid looking bewildered (mobile device) - an elderly person in a wheelchair squinting (no accessibility)…

I wonder what the people who take this seriously are doing about their pets. Do you leave a huge open bag of kibble in the kitchen? “Who’s our most sinful friend… Sarah? Let’s call Sarah and give her a set of our keys.”

what idiot called them “self-driving cars” and not “autonomobiles”

bluesky's actions make a lot of sense when you consider that they exist because they know there's no winning at content moderation

live by the troll, die by the troll

just can’t shake this feeling that I’m forgetting something

it’s important to be intellectually honest about people you despise, so I’ll just put this out there — Donny has an absolute S-tier signature. It was already a dying art by the 80’s… maybe something to do with being an egomaniac, I dunno.

you can draw a #butt on apple.com

a harbinger of things that’re dumb

That weird wet sound you hear is corporate attorneys salivating. These will be on everything by this time next year.

One. Stroke.

Miss Piggy has a back story and it’s really good #muppets www.theatlantic.com/family/archi...

alright, more issues with this list (yes I know it's a survey) Phoebe (Friends) would have voted for Green Party or something weird you've never heard of Barbie (the doll) is MAGA. A couple years ago I made out with a girl who looked more like the doll than Margot, admitted to being a huge 45 fan