Cheney dies, Zohran wins, sandwich guy is off the hook, Lego Riker with a fucking Lego trombone. Banner week so far!

that ain’t workin’ thats not gonna work either

the original “i watched this so you wouldn’t have to”

welcome to the caliphate bitches 🗽☪️🍎

On behalf of all of New York City, I promise you we will be insufferable about this for the foreseeable future 🗽🍎

I was actually Mrs. Mamdani’s first husband. She divorced me because I wouldn't stop singing this around her youtu.be/0HhA0Cghr4k?...

Let me invest in the vaporwave company.

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I… like Sliwa. He should have an honorary position where he leads parades, cuts ribbons at new parks, and hands out medals to people who are nice to animals. He’s our Emperor Norton. I might have even voted for him in ’21. Prefer an honest fuckup mayor over a corrupt fuckup mayor any day.

I was telling someone last week, “the market is really bad for people like me because CEOs don’t like the guy who looks them in the eye and says their project is stupid and will end in disaster.” The industry has been a huge bummer for a long time now.

everyone’s all happy that Cheney is dead but whose job will it be to enter the tomb every morning to make sure the body hasn’t moved

hey would someone check on Christian Bale you never know with those method actors

This year needs to turn into a referendum on corporate media. This was always the endgame.

“… until morale improves”

I need one of those New Yorkers who pretends that autumn is their favorite time of the year to step up and explain your bullshit.

vibes

This whole adventure has been a real learning experience for people who self-identify as optimists. And also pessimists.

I’m baffled by industry peers who cannot wrap their heads around this. It’s easier to write code than it is to read it. Writing involves making a mental model in your mind, then just writing it down. Reading code is the process of learning someone else’s mental model. Even if they’re a decent…

“he’s a thirteen items at the twelve-items-or-less register kind of guy, if you catch my drift,” said the thinks-rules-are-real kind of guy, if you catch my drift.

starting a list of posts that have somehow gotten me blocked on this site

some dude did this drawing while I was working outside my favorite chinatown bar this afternoon, you can recognize me by the square head

why yes I will change the name of my app four times if I was a parent I’d be telling little Eric Jr “shut up you’re Geronimo now” while dealing with a confused civil servant

This is a very funny comic, but if it were accurate, the left side… - a guy in black clothes and dark rimmed glasses smilling (hipster designer) - a kid crying (laptop, dead battery) - another kid looking bewildered (mobile device) - an elderly person in a wheelchair squinting (no accessibility)…

is there a term for sanitizing grim colloquialisms? just heard someone say “feed two birds with one scone” and feeling conflicted

I wonder what the people who take this seriously are doing about their pets. Do you leave a huge open bag of kibble in the kitchen? “Who’s our most sinful friend… Sarah? Let’s call Sarah and give her a set of our keys.”

what idiot called them “self-driving cars” and not “autonomobiles”

bluesky's actions make a lot of sense when you consider that they exist because they know there's no winning at content moderation

live by the troll, die by the troll

just can’t shake this feeling that I’m forgetting something

it’s important to be intellectually honest about people you despise, so I’ll just put this out there — Donny has an absolute S-tier signature. It was already a dying art by the 80’s… maybe something to do with being an egomaniac, I dunno.

you can draw a #butt on apple.com

a harbinger of things that’re dumb

That weird wet sound you hear is corporate attorneys salivating. These will be on everything by this time next year.

One. Stroke.

Miss Piggy has a back story and it’s really good #muppets www.theatlantic.com/family/archi...

alright, more issues with this list (yes I know it's a survey) Phoebe (Friends) would have voted for Green Party or something weird you've never heard of Barbie (the doll) is MAGA. A couple years ago I made out with a girl who looked more like the doll than Margot, admitted to being a huge 45 fan

Nurse? Will you bring in my big new pair of Pagliacci Penis Snippers? He's got an appointment for later today and I can't wait to strap him down and lop off that stupid clown pecker. Anyway, sir, go ahead. You were complaining about some bull shit

“Eric, it’s me! I’m you, from the future!” oh christ, not again

My son asked for sneakers from a website. I checked and saw they were “replicas,” and told him “these aren’t real.” “I know” he said “You wont get clowned for wearing obvious knockoffs?” “Nah, replicas are trending.” Sneakerheads are advocating frugality. Folks, our economy is fucked fucked

I thought that was the whole reason people became artists

any stupid take about #AI, replace with “cocaine”

I for one would like to welcome our eight foot tall cyberfemme overlords.

big day, it’s not even noon and I’ve learned two new slurs!

freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose

this place in Seattle made the best fried pickles. Visited last summer: “they’re not on the menu anymore… should have ordered them more often” yeah sorry dude i can only fly here from Brooklyn so many times a year to eat your delicious snacks. bitch.

welcome to Bluesky, post some mayo-spicey takes and wonder what the hell you’re getting blocked for

yup

“Now Scientists Want to Know Why” is a funny (dumb) headline. “they want to know why” applies to everything they do. That’s why they became scientists. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/22/w...