posting this as a public message?

Its not my fault reality is marxist

ill keep saying it and theyll keep doing it: podcaster occupied government

every single paper i wrote for my philosophy course was done the night before, no drafts, no outline, just spitting out all my thoughts in a coherent way and i graduate with honors, ai can lick my nards

Around this time of year, brits will wear ‘poppies’ out of deep respect for the international heroin trade

Bill Burr keeps cycling through excuses for doing the Riyadh Comedy Festival: defector.com/bill-burr-ke...

“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂

prenis

look at that fuckin ape

Genital Tso’s chicken

The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.

It seems impossible that any of this happened, but it did

here’s me:

A plant rather than a mushroom, but I love to catch Monotropa uniflora (ghost pipe) before it has bloomed. In the Ericaceae family, which includes blueberries and cranberries.

me rn

[With a Transylvanian accent]: “Is Pepsi okay?”

I'm going to be busy tonight

I know it's not the point but lol to "at some point"

the newest wode album is very fuckin good

i was never in gifted programs and thought i legitimately stupid until college

I hate the fucking stagey and staged fight of our politics national politics going on in front of the backdrop of secret police disappearing people to concentration camps here and bombing and starving babies in Palestine, while knowing both sides agree with and support this

If we ever had actually lived in a democracy Bernie Sanders would have finished up his 2nd term last year and we would have universal healthcare and 4 day weeks. We live in an Oligarchic Technocracy where corporations and moneyed interest groups decide what we get to decide. You get Coke or Pepsi

real monorchid // skull kontrol listening hours

moon from last night

whoever is responsible for the peanut butter oreos only being available sometimes is a true piece of shit.

Steve-Enix

The AI videos of dead people talking are just necromancy, a thing already roundly condemned by our society, right? Am I missing something here? Is reconstructing the dead to use as puppets ok now or

Look I think there is a limit to what mockery practically achieves but it fucking rules that the American Himmler had to go on TV to sputter about how he’s not actually under five feet tall

what’s brett gelman up to? (jk idc, unless he is dead, then lol)

I can't be bothered to fucking care about the bluesky drama. I don't care. I'll use a different app in a second who gives of fuck

a huge sign of overconfidence is letting Miller talk on camera. a uniquely revolting presence in an administration of sentient red flags.

saw some old dipshit driving a pt cruiser with giant, ugly iron cross decals adorning each side.

*weenie voice* “Rowsdower”

If you don't feel like yourself today, here are some disguises to wear into the world: - cheese librarian - fern burglar - dark barista - confused time traveler - snack witch - semi-retired blimp pilot - charming botanist with a shady past

Huge dubs for Pat-produced podcasts this week. We got Tom Scharpling on STORES and Justin McElroy on What's All This Then!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gNP... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

its truly remarkable, you have to really take the measure of it and it's almost hard to comprehend it, but the president of the united states is having texas invade illinois and oregon just to make twitter content

I spent late night and early morning at the ER for myself this time. Broken tooth decided it was time to kill me. Got home at 5am, slept for 3hrs until needing to give Hans his meds, bathed and dried him for his vet appt at 11am, then work from 430pm-1am. Please, anything helps, I'm exhausted.

It's FUCKTOBER on the dbj stream. All streams at 3pm pacific 6pm eastern

i got blocked by too many fantasy artists because I posted this in the replies of every elf character they drew. i will not be SILENCED

Great apes and cetaceans too. Lot of real things that exist today that people are fine treating like garbage

I think the question of AI personhood is pertinent and a discussion that will need to be had in several hundred years when we're close to creating actual sentient AI. Not so sure why we're having it now when we can't even get others to agree that certain people are people.

Wow, recalling my political history, and in a time of strife. Not a good look

dcv just messaged me and asked that i post these looks like she got a ban by triggering auto-mod talking about alien:earth lol

This was the funniest thing ever to me last night