this is so fucking good, 15 minutes in and there has been 30 minutes of jokes told and they all rule

FUCKED UP JEOPARDY. AFTER 100,000 YEARS. IT RETURNS. FEATURING JESSE FARRAR, NICK WIGER, DAN O'SULLIVAN, AND A MYSTERY THE NASTIEST GAME SHOW ONLINE. SATURDAY, MAY 23RD

THERE IS STILL TIME ...TO GET THE INAUGURAL DEMO OF MY NEW BLACK METAL PROJECT ENSORCELLESS DURING THIS BANDCAMP FRIDAY BECOME A FAN BEFORE IT'S COOL TO DO SO

Incredible delivery from Tim.

Lifer! Have you ever seen a more gorgeous bird? This is a male blue grosbeak. ❤️ #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky

Put the cart back. Learn how 4 way intersections work. Learn how to park. Restaurants make sandwiches way too tall. They also make the eggs way too runny. *Mork borg*. False wizards. The ethereal. Fast food isn't fast.

oh, the ball “described an arc”, did it? it make you “screw up your face” when you saw it?

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never have I been so confused about what type of lesbian i am but at least I now know @theflenser.bsky.social is almost every type of lesbian www.instagram.com/p/DXe6SNrDvm...

Absolutely bonkers footage of Ukrainian soldiers shooting down Russian drones in prop planes with shotguns. Not ai, came from an official Ukrainian account and verified by the WSJ.

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

What if I came over and looked at you like this? 😃 #FungiFriday

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#metalsky #blackmetalsky

Emma Goldman addressing a rally at Union Square, New York, 1916. Read our essay on her unique brand of anarchism: https://publicdomainreview.org/essay/emma-goldmans-anarchism-without-adjectives #MayDay

oak of rine of of time

gondor essentialist

Still need urgent help with this, please help if you can. X

I love this illustration from the children's book Attack of the Underwear Dragon. The app hasn't been letting me do alt text: detail of a castle after having been attacked by an underwear dragon. The towers appear to be in agony and gasping.

As my paypal can't be linked to my bank I also need someone in the UK I can trust to send the balance to and they can transfer to my bank. This is equally as important otherwise I can't access the money and pay for accommodation. I can send paying in details for my bank to anyone who can help.

difficult but important lesson to learn about socializing today is that you MUST take initiative; no matter how uncomfortable it feels at first. literally everyone is passive these days. if you wait for people to come to you, you will end up feeling rejected and lonely a lot

adding on to this: yes sometimes other people will make the first move and approach you. however if there's someone else you want to talk to or befriend or pursue romantically or whatever, you can't actually control whether they make the first move. you have control over whether you do though!

ETERNAL HAILS IT'S BANDCAMP FRIDAY LISTEN TO MY NEW BLACK METAL PROJECT, ENSORCELLESS EQUAL PARTS EVIL BLACK METAL MELODY AND RAW THRASH AGGRESSION

at least i had the dignity to be a loud, blackout drunk destroying my liver instead of my ability to think.

Turning my phone off to keep some charge, please help if you can im not spending multiple nights in a service stations, a few bits have come in but im still short of one night let alone anymore than that. Night and please keep reposting X

What are they up to

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Hi, I’m Reset Smith, I’m 4 years old. I enjoy jet pack racing, human boxing, and early Titté Brothers.

This Machine Waits Helplessly For Fascists To Die Of Old Age

Heading to the service station, as I may have to sleep there tonight can anyone help so it's just one night there, it's not a ideal place to sleep but it's somewhat safer than the streets. Please help if you are able X

that’s right @govpritzker.illinois.gov do it

coffee with powdered creamer is technically a roux

If your coffee shop doesn’t have a public bathroom, its license should get revoked.

Birb

it's me. i'm the employee at aetna personally hitting DENY CLAIM as hard as I can on all of this stupid bitch's hospital visits

Ghost, our elusive neighborhood albino, is the Squirrel of the Day for April 30, 2026 #sqrlpix

The trumpet on "My Boyfriend's Back" by the Angels is played by Ronnie James Dio

we'll be talking like this about cars soon

Get discharged once meds and discharge letter is sorted in a few hours. Please share and help me keep a roof over my head.

outer space does not concern me

Reconstruct Louisiana Again

Yeah the interconnectivity of fascism is super interesting. But when you get into it & start challenging notions the pushback becomes fierce People don’t like when you say there could be no holocaust without Jim Crow People don’t wanna hear that as we fought WW2 we tried to maintain race law here

Wemby: “I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions.” This is amazing.

Very fun to imagine Elon Musk, about to take the witness stand, confidently thinking to himself “I’ll use my epic sense of humour* to win them over” *he thinks it with that spelling

imagine being in a band and the first song of your set is cuts like drugs by hoover and you’re the band hoover and you’re opening with cuts like drugs youtu.be/BcgAn6iJT5w?...