NOW PLAYING: Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger fuck the world

welp

audiophiles be like “fuck that noise”

I managed to get a bit more time and found a place to stay!!! I still desperately need some help to ensure that I can get back on my feet there and do my part with rent and food, but things are looking up! Please share/help if you can, but thank you so much for all the kindness and support so far!

[offering carob and organic tofu] joe has wares if you have coin

being a cat must rule so hard. imagine just taking one of your 482 daily naps and suddenly the demigod who sees to your every need wakes you up to give you a gentle scalp massage and then you go back to sleep

pop stars should steal NSBM riffs cause then it doesn't count

been feeling more like a real drummer lately

my hands hurt like hell now but I can blast 8th notes for 16 bars at 159 bpm like, fairly easily

I'm trying to beg for more time but it's not going very well. I seriously have no idea what I'm gonna do!! I am so scared... 😰 Please help out if you can ;;

alright. new year, shifting into album writing mode. I wanna get this thing finished and ready to send out before bottom surgery in March. I, Baphomet coming soon...

AOTY 2025, Part I & II Once again, but this time with complete list in alt text

Every trans woman who wants to should get railed hard enough tonight that they forget 2025, is all I'm saying

the sexual tension between your male mutuals and the ugliest guitar you've ever seen in your fucking life

Hi friends, my dad is still recovering in the hospital but I need to pay the copays on his post-surgical meds. I still haven't received my Christmas bonus and also need to have surgery for my arm next month. We need $250. Venmo @Amanda-Kauffman-6647 Paypal [email protected]

shit my brother in law sent me home with the evil weed again

I'm bisexual but I only like men who look like they're midway through an animorphs transformation if you look like bugs bunny took your chin and pulled or your style could best be described as "goth musketeer" then apparently you get my motor going more than like 95 percent of all men on earth

KICK PRACTICE

Lindsey Buckingham sure could play guitar huh

Ex-nun literally tasked with making food appear out of thin air to feed a starving castle man

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/

And here it is! My top 50 albums of 2025!! youtu.be/f5bATWyPIo0

Immortal called Abbath needs you to BLËACKGH

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”

I'm listening to Immortal

fuck it gonna be a hermit in the woods

Ruin two bands by combining them Five Finger Dropkick

just washed down my hormones and antidepressants with a non alcoholic beer and there is a lot going on in that image

NOW PLAYING Primeval Well - Talkin in Tongues With Mountain Spirits

I think then it was Kingdom Hearts, now it might be Jade Empire Honorable mention to Spartan: Total Warrior that game was fun as hell

Amazing that Black Sabbath can lay claim to both the best metal band name AND best metal riff of all time (tidal's not doing previews but it's fucking Iron Man don't play with me) tidal.com/browse/track...

Describe ur bluesky account in a single image

one of the better black metal releases this year beenkerver.bandcamp.com/album/mandatum

I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system

Here’s to 2026

If Audacity has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Audacity has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Audacity has only one fan then that is me. If Audacity has no fans, then that means I am dead. If the world is against Audacity, then I am against the world.

I love getting up at European in the morning and getting stoned and drinking coffee and listening to my little music albums

I NEED to put together the other $352 of this before New Years Day, which is when my dad is being discharged. Please. I don't know what I'll do if I can't pay the mortgage and electric bills because I had to pay this.

Varg [setting out mousetraps, sticks of dynamite, etc] I'll get him, I'll get him if it's the last thing I do Euronymouse [holding a pair of scissors next to a giant suspended weight labeled ACME] squeak

more movies should end with a buncha nazis getting melted

they just doin hard times articles irl

and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, sealed inside his sarcophagus, undead for all of eternity. The Medjai would never allow him to be released, for he would arise a walking disease, a plague upon mankind, an unholy flesh eater with the strength of ages, power over the sand, and the glory of invincibility

Book aestetics that are a little too raw for booksta

i'm very stoned and about to watch michael caine deliver the performance of his life next to a green felt sock in a top hat

shout-out to all trans people who made it through the function today

Merry Christmas everyone ❤️💚