I'm starting to think this Tolkien guy is a little sus given how many black metal references are in those books 🤨

Part of ICE’s efforts will be setting up random traffic stops and checkpoints throughout the city and making educated guesses about who to detain and who not to detain. These 'Guess Stops' will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or 'Guess-Stop-O for short.

yeah

I'm not halfway there yet. can someone please help? i should be able to pay you back within a month or two

my dumb ass:

Rest In Power ✊🏼

I'm listening to death metal

black metal mosh call: ALRIGHT you worthless sweat drops from Satan's ballsack, I want every one of you motherfuckers to SHUFFLE AWKWARDLY AROUND, really NUDGE PEOPLE WITH YOUR SHOULDERS, and don't you DARE make any FUCKING EYE CONTACT

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

one of my most popular designs

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

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Actually if you put it in the cultural context the you'll find that it's "Rap-ture" and refers to the "calling home" of Nelly, Dr. Dre, Kendrick Lamar, Mims, Youngbloodz, etc

And I saw the seven angels who stand before God, and seven trumpets were given to them. And lo, they did all raise their trumpets and blow the horn riff from Superstition, and it was sick

If you're a leftist who is only are able to think about and talk about religion through the lens of American evangelical Christianity and refuse to learn when your religious comrades of other faiths try to educate you, you're a dumb asshole.

Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it

one of the best extreme metal albums ever recorded tidal.com/browse/album...

tholt brower [what ur grandmother buys for you because she found it in the clearance bin and thinks it's bolt thrower]

FUUUUUUUNEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAALLLLL PAWG!

new lamp track is p good lampofmurmuur.bandcamp.com/album/the-dr...

it doesn't matter if Dumptruck Euronymous is real or not; he's what the people need

u all will be pleased to know that I still remember like 90% of the words to Alice's Restaurant ☺️

thiccness that drives men to gibbering madness call that Pawg-Sothoth

HP Lovecraft implies the existence of Dell Lovecraft, Lenovo Lovecraft, and Acer Lovecraft

NOW PLAYING: Immortal - Pure Holocaust

This is insanely good Icelandic black metal with ferocious riffs and smoky atmosphere dripping with occultic flair nexion.bandcamp.com/album/sundrung

me listening to some shit like At the Mercy of the Flaming Spear of the Bestial Heirophant

Bard, I’m trying to sneak up on Varg with my taser but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting him

hi i've maxed out my credit cards moving and still don't have work in the area and just got hit with parking tickets pretty bad and i hate to do this but if u can spare anything to help me get by, my venmo is @thrillow and my cashapp is $thrillow too

all fascists are cowards, if you tell them no they run scared, if you try to appease them they sense weakness and attack harder

joining the war against false metal on the side of the false metal

Music that is haunting and genuinely scary is the best kind of music

Few reminders: LUST HAG eleanorharper.bandcamp.com GET SLUICED demonsluice.bandcamp.com/album/dancer... LISTEN TO LEGENDARIUM legendarium.bandcamp.com And never forget: BOLT THROWER

British people are like "harrumph I speak the Queen's English" motherfucker Beyonce was NOT talking about cookies when when she sang about those Red Lobster biscuits

Hello. GD and Wretched Blessing are in search of a place to play on November 15 which is drivable to Grand Rapids. We are in the “howl into the void” phase of trying to book this one. Please DM me if you might have a lead.

sometimes I'll mix it up and listen to a black metal album where the engineer knows what reamping is. I contain multitudes

“I think the collection works best if you go in knowing nothing and are prepared to come out without totally understanding what the hell just happened. If you’re comfortable with the idea that every single idea is not fully explained, […] this might be for you”

I don't have to work today so I got wizard high and am about to play some video games tidal.com/browse/album...

excuse me, we're gonna *get to* listen to a tape of the classic NPR program "Thistle and Shamrock" with Fiona Ritchie

Oh you’re a book lover? Name three books you’ve fucked.

ravenous beast

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

Fiends & Phantoms 6 tales of horror for fans of M R James and E F Benson Featuring: - academics delving too deep into the dark - folk horror slug gods in the Bavarian hills - vengeful saints - Judiciary Mediums with regrets - ironic fates for bodysnatchers #booksky 📚💙

8 years sober from alcohol today 🥰