Stealworkers

Joe Buck isn’t fit to carry Kuip’s jock strap

Another entry stricken from the Haven’t Seen list

Filing this for later, under “Ridding Myself of Pesky Erections”

One hour photo developing

The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds

I’m so twisted that to me they’re just a clown posse

Too beautiful for this world

Leather vests at the ready, you fucks, we're about to take over and beat your ass with 30 guitars at the same time.

In the future, everyone will have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi for 15 minutes

Don’t forget to leave giblets out tonight for the Gravy Fairy

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

It’s pretty wild that Olivia Nuzzi has a job and so many of my friends don’t

Searching for the break of day Searching for something to sayyyy

this is of course preferable to the multiple retailers who keep trying to convince me a "hanukkah gnome" is a thing

…huh, I actually do have “EDM Pope” on my 2025 bingo card. If that don’t beat all

“Make a Little Outhouse in Your Soul” by They Might Be Constipated

The unredacted Epstein files contain eldritch horrors man was never meant to know (2d10 SAN loss). Trump is just trying to protect our feeble minds from shattering. Also it contains the Summon/Bind Byakhee spell, and we can’t just have every Tom, Dick and Harry calling forth minions of Hastur

Since Elizabeth Holmes is back in the news I want to share one of my favorite posts by future hall of fame wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald

Thomas Paine for my real friends, real Paine for my Thomas friends

STAR TREK AFTER DARK: SEASON 1 It's Raining Man Traps Charlie XXX Where Every Man Has Gone Before The Fully Clothed Time

Gnarly if true

So THAT’S what’s going on at Bohemian Grove?

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

Exclusive Shaq flavor

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

Don't let grandma wander into the pit this year. We're begging you. Our lawyers got SO God damn expensive after Cincinnati last year.

Mamdani is going to institute Diarrhea law, cha-cha-cha

Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk

applying for jobs again

When you get $1 billion in wealth you should get a statue in a garden somewhere, a dog park named after you, and a plaque that says you won capitalism. Every cent of wealth beyond that should be taxed at 100%. That's a moderate proposal, but I'm open to Modest Proposals if we can't do that.

Time for JD Vance to move on to the next lonely widow

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings. Look on my works and let me know if you’d like to try anything on

finally. baseball is over. we can only hope it has been defeated forever

Free hour tonight, let’s take this one to 19 innings #JaylightSavingTime

When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean

Were the fun size bars bigger when I was a kid because everything seems bigger when you’re small or did capitalism happen

goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

Army of Me

Alabama Didn't Just Execute a Possibly Innocent Man. They Tortured Him.

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

Girl did you steal my crown jewels cuz I think I’m in louvre

The only team I want to go the White House more than the Blue Jays is the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

Trump having to invite a Canadian team to the White House is obviously too funny to happen

At the La Brea “um actually it’s Asphalt not Tar ” Pits