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It's crazy how much young Tony Sirico looked like Van Damme, and now all I can think of is Paulie Walnuts doing karate-splits outside of Satriale's

It’s a good thing I’ve always hated Discord and can now boycott it even harder

The most sophisticated AI could still never create Manos

No nightmare blunt rotation is complete without the one person you’re actually staying there to smoke with

“(Don’t Worry) If There’s a Hell Below We’re All Going to Go” by Curtis Mayfield

just ran through a brick wall after watching this

my grandmother, an Auschwitz survivor, was Anne Frank’s neighbor in Amsterdam, and Oma thinks this comparison is perfectly apt

F1? Really? I mean I liked it alright but it is 100% a movie you have seen many times before #oscars

*frantically googling* moral arc bent wrong how to fix wikihow diy moral arc fix moral arc technician near me

This looks like the poster for the worst romcom ever

To all my fellow Buffalo folks, I’m sorry the Cigarette Smoking Man struck again…

I’ll tell you what: if he can find Greenland on an unlabeled map, I’ll let him have his invasion.

The only powerful public figure who ever actually defunded the Police was Sting.

We all should have been way more suspicious when they named it “Department of *Homeland* Security”. Straight up sounds like Nazi shit.

Introduce yourself with 1: Movie Book TV Show Album Comic Game Robocop Perdido Street Station Severance Paul’s Boutique Watchmen Diablo 4

Bit on the nose, innit

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

Really, ChatGPT is just giving you a luxury experience that is normally only accessible to the rich and powerful -- the experience of filling your life with butt-kissing and sycophancy until you completely lose touch with reality.

There’s a very real possibility that the Trump DOJ can’t get a conviction on Maduro because they’re laughably incompetent

living in this country is like being awake on the table

They’ve just skipped right past the whole “manufacturing consent” step

It’s absolutely crazy how awful X, or Twitter, is now. The Grok stuff is just the tip of the iceberg. I went over there for five minutes to do my banking and it was absolutely appalling.

Death to 2025

My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.

Temu Waititi

A wine bar named Quarkage Fee

We have not only created “food” from science that already Should Not Be but also they hate each other?

Last day still better then 1 and ten chance to win.

I made up my mind that my mother’s family is Scottish based on her 23andme, and that was before I heard the greatest song ever youtu.be/-YaHlR3jGFg

I was just looking at the gift wrapping inserts in the latest copy of @theonion.com and our dog became very upset and started growling when I held up the pages. Zoomer ass dogs don’t even recognize print media anymore

I hear that train a-comin’ It’s comin’ round the bend But I don’t mind at all because I’ve made a lot of friends I’m stuck in Wholesome Prison The guards are full of cheer So that train can keep a-rollin’ I’m gonna stay right here

“I lost my virginity to Jar Jar”

Jesus that’s a bad sign

"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement

yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass

Well they’re barely in the baseball business, so it’s probably a good idea to diversify

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Maybe my oldest memory is seeing Empire Strikes Back at a drive-in theater when I was 3. I was hooked for life on the movies

All hat, no cattle, plenty of bullshit

Stealworkers

Joe Buck isn’t fit to carry Kuip’s jock strap

Another entry stricken from the Haven’t Seen list

Filing this for later, under “Ridding Myself of Pesky Erections”

One hour photo developing

The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds