If it’s “Bowser” with an S Then he’s Mario’s nemesis If it’s “Bowzer” with a Z Then from Sha Na Na he be

Something I noticed about that dumb Trump machine gun meme is that I can’t remember ever seeing him in sunglasses, but every meme he’s wearing Biden’s aviators. All that golf and no sunglasses!

Unlike certain tech companies I will NEVER ask for less goblins. That’s a ShinyFailure Guarantee™️

fam, i honked

Me: I really thought that would work. Vampire: (Dusting Sun Chips off his jacket) Why?

The Butthole Surfers are culture

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

It has always bothered me that the egg in the iconic ALIEN movie poster doesn’t look anything like the eggs in the movie, and we all just let that slide for 50 years

What I like best about the Artemis II photos is that it was taken by actual humans. An actual person had to frame it and manually adjust settings. It's their own artistic rendition of what they thought looked best at the time, something no probe, rover or unmanned spacecraft can take. it's art

Goddamnit

5 years of Prince eggs. This year is the black crop top suit from the 1986 Parade tour.

Red Starlink

oh he went for an OG mogging

“It’s a beautiful word, ‘own goal’. It was discovered 180 years ago. And you’re going to be hearing it more and more.”

It has the same credits as the original, but instead of THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE it says WHAT THE DEVIL IS THAT

I’m sure the same people who love JK Rowling’s anti-trans crusade are gonna be really cool and open-minded about black Snape

They have a modest proposal for you

Neuromancer in junior high

Look if Trump wants to gloat publicly over the death of an enemy, fine. I certainly intend to

Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire." Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut." Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap."

I was really excited for @katmabu.bsky.social. I’m still excited for her, but I used to be too

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

I can’t help that this is what I think of every time I hear the increasingly ubiquitous phrase “boots on the ground”

Happy Pi Day to all who celebrate (dorks)

This is like the 5th time I’ve watched RRR and it’s still the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen. The bar has not been cleared since

Have we considered widening?

How do you say “nepo baby” in Farsi

asked my kids if they wanted to watch pixar’s Elio and the older one said “nah i heard it’s not gay” and then the little one said “ruthkanda forever”

Looksmarxxing by taking a hammer and sickle to my face

Mar-a-Lago face, Oaktown booty

I’d let Cardi call us LA

I think it’s working you guys. Ever since the bombing started, it’s getting harder and harder to recall whatever Trump was in trouble about before. Something about kids and an island…was he doing a Peter Pan remake or something?

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

It's crazy how much young Tony Sirico looked like Van Damme, and now all I can think of is Paulie Walnuts doing karate-splits outside of Satriale's

It’s a good thing I’ve always hated Discord and can now boycott it even harder

The most sophisticated AI could still never create Manos

No nightmare blunt rotation is complete without the one person you’re actually staying there to smoke with

“(Don’t Worry) If There’s a Hell Below We’re All Going to Go” by Curtis Mayfield

just ran through a brick wall after watching this

my grandmother, an Auschwitz survivor, was Anne Frank’s neighbor in Amsterdam, and Oma thinks this comparison is perfectly apt

F1? Really? I mean I liked it alright but it is 100% a movie you have seen many times before #oscars

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