John Cougar Melonfarmer
@shinyfailure.bsky.social
📤 125
📥 119
📝 1614
America’s Most Trusted Fart Source
pinned post!
But Doctor, *I* am Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
about 1 year ago
0
1
0
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
Tavis
about 7 hours ago
24
2007
452
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
Ryan Bernardoni
1 day ago
Stealworkers
190
8162
2140
Joe Buck isn’t fit to carry Kuip’s jock strap
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
0
1
0
Another entry stricken from the Haven’t Seen list
loading . . .
A ★★★★ review of Sorcerer (1977)
An even more unsettling Seventies trucker film than the Smokey and the Bandit sequel where Jerry Reed was eaten by piranhas
https://boxd.it/bYSTrH
2 days ago
1
2
0
Filing this for later, under “Ridding Myself of Pesky Erections”
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
1
1
0
One hour photo developing
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
Rodger Sherman
5 days ago
The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds
add a skeleton here at some point
15
784
212
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë
5 days ago
I’m so twisted that to me they’re just a clown posse
8
214
19
Too beautiful for this world
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
15 days ago
Leather vests at the ready, you fucks, we're about to take over and beat your ass with 30 guitars at the same time.
0
5
2
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
It's Abby. Yep.
17 days ago
In the future, everyone will have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi for 15 minutes
31
388
47
Don’t forget to leave giblets out tonight for the Gravy Fairy
16 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
Saxxon Fox
16 days ago
nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck
164
9413
2502
It’s pretty wild that Olivia Nuzzi has a job and so many of my friends don’t
17 days ago
0
1
0
Searching for the break of day Searching for something to sayyyy
add a skeleton here at some point
20 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
amy brown
20 days ago
this is of course preferable to the multiple retailers who keep trying to convince me a "hanukkah gnome" is a thing
9
64
5
…huh, I actually do have “EDM Pope” on my 2025 bingo card. If that don’t beat all
add a skeleton here at some point
20 days ago
0
1
0
“Make a Little Outhouse in Your Soul” by They Might Be Constipated
21 days ago
0
0
0
add a skeleton here at some point
21 days ago
0
1
0
The unredacted Epstein files contain eldritch horrors man was never meant to know (2d10 SAN loss). Trump is just trying to protect our feeble minds from shattering. Also it contains the Summon/Bind Byakhee spell, and we can’t just have every Tom, Dick and Harry calling forth minions of Hastur
22 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
Brendel
24 days ago
Since Elizabeth Holmes is back in the news I want to share one of my favorite posts by future hall of fame wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald
11
775
67
Thomas Paine for my real friends, real Paine for my Thomas friends
25 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
The Blaine Clause
25 days ago
STAR TREK AFTER DARK: SEASON 1 It's Raining Man Traps Charlie XXX Where Every Man Has Gone Before The Fully Clothed Time
11
155
42
Gnarly if true
add a skeleton here at some point
27 days ago
0
1
0
So THAT’S what’s going on at Bohemian Grove?
28 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
slate
about 1 month ago
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
155
8390
1762
Exclusive Shaq flavor
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
more mr. nice guy
over 2 years ago
just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
20
3527
769
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
about 1 month ago
Don't let grandma wander into the pit this year. We're begging you. Our lawyers got SO God damn expensive after Cincinnati last year.
0
8
1
Mamdani is going to institute Diarrhea law, cha-cha-cha
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
0
0
0
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
0
4
0
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
Bong Joon Heaux
about 1 month ago
Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
22
1730
379
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
no.
7 months ago
applying for jobs again
148
21945
8693
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
This Guy I Guess
about 1 month ago
When you get $1 billion in wealth you should get a statue in a garden somewhere, a dog park named after you, and a plaque that says you won capitalism. Every cent of wealth beyond that should be taxed at 100%. That's a moderate proposal, but I'm open to Modest Proposals if we can't do that.
0
13
1
Time for JD Vance to move on to the next lonely widow
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings. Look on my works and let me know if you’d like to try anything on
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
john granule
about 1 month ago
finally. baseball is over. we can only hope it has been defeated forever
13
1012
199
Free hour tonight, let’s take this one to 19 innings
#JaylightSavingTime
about 1 month ago
0
0
0
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
Quinns
about 1 month ago
When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
loading . . .
22
2097
428
Were the fun size bars bigger when I was a kid because everything seems bigger when you’re small or did capitalism happen
about 1 month ago
0
2
0
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
The Blaine Clause
about 1 month ago
goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight
21
974
185
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
Army of Me
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
0
0
0
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
Zach Kahn
about 2 months ago
Alabama Didn't Just Execute a Possibly Innocent Man. They Tortured Him.
loading . . .
Alabama Didn't Just Execute a Possibly Innocent Man. They Tortured Him.
Anthony Boyd’s nitrogen gas execution lasted over 20 minutes. He gasped 225 times. He maintained his innocence until the end.
https://open.substack.com/pub/zachkahn/p/alabama-didnt-just-execute-a-possibly?r=43zlkt&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
5
54
18
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
Tits McGee
about 2 months ago
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes
100
15989
5276
Girl did you steal my crown jewels cuz I think I’m in louvre
about 2 months ago
0
0
0
The only team I want to go the White House more than the Blue Jays is the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs
about 2 months ago
0
0
0
reposted by
John Cougar Melonfarmer
Jessica Ellis
about 2 months ago
Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
281
16706
2451
Trump having to invite a Canadian team to the White House is obviously too funny to happen
about 2 months ago
0
0
0
At the La Brea “um actually it’s Asphalt not Tar ” Pits
about 2 months ago
0
0
0
Load more
feeds!
log in