Benzo Ferrari
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But Doctor, *I* am Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
over 1 year ago
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Ken Jennings
about 7 hours ago
If it’s “Bowser” with an S Then he’s Mario’s nemesis If it’s “Bowzer” with a Z Then from Sha Na Na he be
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1 day ago
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Something I noticed about that dumb Trump machine gun meme is that I can’t remember ever seeing him in sunglasses, but every meme he’s wearing Biden’s aviators. All that golf and no sunglasses!
2 days ago
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Unlike certain tech companies I will NEVER ask for less goblins. That’s a ShinyFailure Guarantee™️
2 days ago
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captain bleach
8 days ago
fam, i honked
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Lore Sjöberg
12 days ago
Me: I really thought that would work. Vampire: (Dusting Sun Chips off his jacket) Why?
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Bill Barnwell
15 days ago
The Butthole Surfers are culture
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Edward
19 days ago
Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!
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It has always bothered me that the egg in the iconic ALIEN movie poster doesn’t look anything like the eggs in the movie, and we all just let that slide for 50 years
20 days ago
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august
22 days ago
What I like best about the Artemis II photos is that it was taken by actual humans. An actual person had to frame it and manually adjust settings. It's their own artistic rendition of what they thought looked best at the time, something no probe, rover or unmanned spacecraft can take. it's art
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Goddamnit
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24 days ago
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27 days ago
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Matthew Vinge
28 days ago
5 years of Prince eggs. This year is the black crop top suit from the 1986 Parade tour.
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29 days ago
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Red Starlink
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about 1 month ago
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)
about 1 month ago
oh he went for an OG mogging
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Maybe It Will Happen Today
11 months ago
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“It’s a beautiful word, ‘own goal’. It was discovered 180 years ago. And you’re going to be hearing it more and more.”
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about 1 month ago
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It has the same credits as the original, but instead of THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE it says WHAT THE DEVIL IS THAT
about 1 month ago
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I’m sure the same people who love JK Rowling’s anti-trans crusade are gonna be really cool and open-minded about black Snape
about 1 month ago
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They have a modest proposal for you
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about 1 month ago
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Neuromancer in junior high
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about 1 month ago
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Look if Trump wants to gloat publicly over the death of an enemy, fine. I certainly intend to
about 1 month ago
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Nathan Goldwag
about 2 months ago
Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire." Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut." Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap."
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I was really excited for
@katmabu.bsky.social
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about 2 months ago
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Megan Wachspress
about 2 months ago
If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.
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I can’t help that this is what I think of every time I hear the increasingly ubiquitous phrase “boots on the ground”
about 2 months ago
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Happy Pi Day to all who celebrate (dorks)
about 2 months ago
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This is like the 5th time I’ve watched RRR and it’s still the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen. The bar has not been cleared since
about 2 months ago
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
about 2 months ago
Have we considered widening?
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How do you say “nepo baby” in Farsi
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about 2 months ago
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amy brown
about 2 months ago
asked my kids if they wanted to watch pixar’s Elio and the older one said “nah i heard it’s not gay” and then the little one said “ruthkanda forever”
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Looksmarxxing by taking a hammer and sickle to my face
about 2 months ago
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Mar-a-Lago face, Oaktown booty
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about 2 months ago
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I’d let Cardi call us LA
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2 months ago
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I think it’s working you guys. Ever since the bombing started, it’s getting harder and harder to recall whatever Trump was in trouble about before. Something about kids and an island…was he doing a Peter Pan remake or something?
2 months ago
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Revan
2 months ago
Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing
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Rodger Sherman
2 months ago
DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
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Jeff May
2 months ago
It's crazy how much young Tony Sirico looked like Van Damme, and now all I can think of is Paulie Walnuts doing karate-splits outside of Satriale's
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It’s a good thing I’ve always hated Discord and can now boycott it even harder
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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The most sophisticated AI could still never create Manos
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3 months ago
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No nightmare blunt rotation is complete without the one person you’re actually staying there to smoke with
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3 months ago
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“(Don’t Worry) If There’s a Hell Below We’re All Going to Go” by Curtis Mayfield
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3 months ago
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Matt Ufford
3 months ago
just ran through a brick wall after watching this
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Hannah BW
3 months ago
my grandmother, an Auschwitz survivor, was Anne Frank’s neighbor in Amsterdam, and Oma thinks this comparison is perfectly apt
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F1? Really? I mean I liked it alright but it is 100% a movie you have seen many times before
#oscars
3 months ago
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TLP:Fred 🦇☠️💾✨️
3 months ago
*frantically googling* moral arc bent wrong how to fix wikihow diy moral arc fix moral arc technician near me
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