Dude I bet you’re better than I am lol. I suck but like you said love it.

I loved him there's a story of him flying back to Aus and starting a chain chunder by eating Mulligatawny soup out of a sick bag🤣😂🤣

airplanes should have balconies

SO DID I YOU FABULOUS DARLING BOY

Once it does, you will figure it out.

🤣😂😅😂🤣😂😅😂🤣

🤣😂😅😂🤣✊🏳️‍🌈✊🤣😂😅😂🤣

Great song I used to be able to play the intro on the guitar. A long time ago.

Elon Musk’s xai will now make nonconsensual nudified photos for paying customers. But I got Grok to do this one for free… .

Surprise, not: #EnriqueTarrio is at #ICE! #ProudBoys bsky.app/profile/bonk...

i think we all need to see this rn

Went to the store tonight just wearing thin sweats and my noodle cat short sleeve shirt (IYKYK). And some nice lady walked by saying, "Oh honey! Aren't you cold in that?". I couldn't help but reply, "No ma'am, I keep warm with a good layer of body fat and an unquenchable rage."

A G'NIGHT CHUCKLE FOR YOU!

That's not the kind I got.

Have done this. It's true.

I left my book "A Book on Discourse" at the brothel. Well once again I put Descartes before the whores without realizing it.

This is who ICE Nazi Kristi Noem is. 😳👇

If cats could be vampires I'd be so screwed bc pspspsps counts as an invitation inside

Saw an armed man with a mask. I asked if he is ICE. He said "I'm a drug dealer, don't ever disrespect me like that again."

Bro is about to become the first GoFundMe billionaire.

I believe the best advice I ever gave to a guy getting married was: Remember you can be easily replaced by a puppy to clean up after, a pint of ice cream & soft pj's for comfort and a vibrator.

When you can begin to see & understand the nature of the Universe....time for 1 more cup

Aretha: You make me feel like a natural woman. AI: Out of curiosity, how many fingers does a natural woman have?

Turned on the news and . . .

Well, shit's gonna get real

To be fair, my dogs’ assholes do make more mellifluous sounds and more intelligent remarks

Me flipping off 45/47 from my electric wheelchair as I roll into the VA hospital singing “Fuck Donald Trump”.

*taps sign* >every accusation is a confession< (but even without the direct ties, **capitalism itself** can be seen as little more than a device for the wealthy & powerful to secure their place in hierarchical structures and reward the lower class for doing what they want to various degrees..)

Department of homeland of murder