I know I’m not the first person to say it but the hyper commercialization of the Grinch story is pretty sad and a perfect illustration of the ability of capital to absorb critiques painlessly

LITTLE LAMB: do you hear what i hear SHEPHERD BOY: holy shit a talking lamb

Amazing work from whoever was up in N6914W over Ohio … www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

bring back beautiful male r&b singers loudly yearning for the pussy in a rainy washington dc alleyway

Happy Winter Solstice! Beer can, pinhole camera photos of the Summer to Winter Solstice (2024) and the Winter to Summer Solstice (2025). You never know quite what you're going to get with these photos, set the beer can pointing towards the sun at hopefully the correct angle and wait 6 months!

If Batman was a Santa, would he wear his hat like this, or like this

Sesame Street taught me to count to twelve, but in the most dramatic way possible

my shoes are too tight I’ve got claustoephobia

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

I’ve been on the internet too long

not a single care in the entire world #caturday

I think boxing is a terrible sport unless Jake Paul is getting his shit rocked

I miss “this story about the recipe writer’s grandmother is too long” being the main problem with online recipes instead of “this is AI slop that will create mustard gas in your crock pot”

I can't wait to be a dramatic slut at the retirement home

The minute you realize you will be eating your Christmas dinner through a straw (Giorgio Viera via Getty Images)

god just told him what a disappointment he is

I saw mommy kissing santa claus and dad was just watching from a chair in the corner of the room

this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member

me: i think bloodsports are bad also me, seeing this dumb jackass get the shit beat out of him: WOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOO BLOODSPORTS

Dude man one more thing before I bounce…I’m still thinking damn that chick was smokin hot so why would some douchebag want to throw that fine shit down know what I’m sayin my guy? — Columbro

The name's Dooby Doo...Scooby Dooby Doo

Butlerian Jihad time

saw your mom in the mall parking lot

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go guess I’m up for some ghost oral 👻 💦

Show young men who are suffering from loneliness and disaffection this video. "Guys, this is how you die of pussy."

I am dead, cause of death, this video 😂😂😂💀

jk rowling adding black characters to harry potter

"We don't want to be Luddites --" brother, Luddites were opposed to bosses concentrating wealth by using technology to make inferior product with warehouses fulls of starving exploited child labor. You don't have to wear the team jersey but respect the game.

My response to anything over the next two weeks

GO BIRDS

FUCKIN FACTS 💯

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found out he was a bug and not a feature.

In fantasy worlds do you think teens try to get high using cheap shitty potions, all convinced they're getting high from sipping such as a potion of stamina recovery All "wow dude I'm feeling it bro" and it's just a potion of minor healing they mixed with some elixir of minor locksmithing

What’s that? My brie addiction is keeping me from losing my marbles later in life? Say no more, my good chap. Say no more.

Ghost of Christmas Past: You were cool, then you became a dick Ghost of Christmas Present: You’re a dick Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come: You will remain a dick You: I won’t be a dick anymore Tiny Tim: Your resolve to cease your dickishness has cured my vague pulmonary/skeletal disease somehow

if i had a time machine i'd go to prehistoric lascaux and paint "carbon date deez nuts"

Frickin @propublica.org’s management has said they’re happy using AI to “write” pieces for their org, which is utter horseshit and a clear attempt at union-busting. If you’re so inclined, take a moment to sign the union’s petition to show your support. ✊🏻

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THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999, dir. Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sánchez)

Are car antlers the truck nuts of hockey moms

Hemingway’s editor: The short story you sent is great, but I’d like to see you flesh it out. Who is this baby— and why doesn’t he wear shoes?

And may Drew bless us, every one

He love lamp

ooh just got my “sexually suggestive” warning label it was even better than when I lost my virginity

For anyone worried AI will replace all of us. Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986” I dare you to find 10 things that are right.

Christ has come. And so have I. ndreblogs.tumblr.com/post/8027010...

It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign