The Yankees and Dodgers are the Poochie of the postseason.

Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI

no gods no masters includes spellcheck

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Bluesky profile: spookified!

A friend of ours, someone we've known for ten years, was recently abducted by ICE, is being detained, and will likely be deported. She is a mother of three, her kids were left behind while she's been detained. A go-fund-me has been started to help with expenses for her kids. Please help if you can.

Heist film that’s ostensibly about a quest for the perfect breakfast sandwich, and call it Egg MacGuffin

me: god i need someone to jerk me off right now *monkey paw curls* me: oh no

Because you deserve nice things,one of my favorite wholesome videos. Today we celebrate Madeline Kahn on the 83rd year of her birth with her duet of Sing After Me with Grover. I honestly do not want to be friends with you if Madeline or Grover or Madeline and Grover together do not make you smile.

If you're still using #Google search for some reason, note that #DuckDuckGo now has a filter to hide AI-generated images (or at least attempt to). This is something Google could easily implement, but of course they WANT to serve you endless Gemini slop.

I really loathe Google and how they’ve infected everything with AI, so I’ve migrated to #DuckDuckGo for both my default browser and search engine on my phone and it’s kind of amazing. No boosted ads, no stupid AI, just really clean, fast searches. I am definitely liking it so far.

lmao keep running, you fucking losers

‘tis the season

With alt text because this made me cry 😭

If your Klein be Naomi, then listen, homie; But if your Klein be Ezra, disregard what he sezra

LOLMets

The Hebrew's backwards.🤦‍♂️

one of my favourite things like this is in Escape From New York when they made "wireframe" shots of NY by covering a model city in glow in the dark tape

“Our lunch is spoiled,” said Toad. “I made it for you, Frog, so that you would be happy.” “But Toad,” said Frog, “I AM happy. I am very happy. This morning when I woke up, I felt good because the sun was shining. I felt good because I was a frog. And I felt good because I have you for a friend.”

this will fix me

Autumnal as fuck over here

I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

And so we cha cha on, sliding to the left, borne ceaselessly back now y’all

Timeline cleanse. “The tiny dancers carry the spirit of their ancestors. They dance with pride - the pride of the powwow, the pride of the circle” KEHEWIN CREE NATION POW WOW Sept 12-14th

Babe, wake up, new beast Jesus just dropped

I don't remember the last time I heard anything about Barbra Streisand outside of the context of the Streisand Effect, which is presumably the Streisand Effect Streisand Effect.

perfect

Rare double feature but I gotta sneak this in before the clock strikes midnight @erinbiba.bsky.social

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

taking tylenol PM so i am only autistic at night

coerced forgiveness is furthered abuse

Would you rapture me? I’d rapture me. I’d rapture me hard. I’d rapture me so hard.

Me, not allowing the world to see that my anxiety is eating me alive and I really am a fluffy, unbothered, little asshole with no fucks to give.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn, because I bought them before I knew what style of shoes my baby would be into and my baby who wasn't super into my taste (because I'm no longer a baby and am thus out of touch with the shoes babies love now) got their own shoes so these ones are up for grabs now.

Friends, in these dark times, please remember that the funniest thing HAS to happen sone day. So even if it is not tomorrow, one day the funniest thing will arrive.

When a typo in your Google search leads to new and exciting philosophical positions

When I sort my comics by order of enjoyment.

I’m more of a Mozzferatu girl, myself

Couple of talking points for ya: Autism was first identified in 1911. It was first recognized as a distinct condition 1943. Tylenol was invented in 1955.

I'm gonna wander the neighborhood dressed like this tomorrow so those fuckers who think they're going to get raptured will think they really, REALLY fucked up.

Hot take: the world would be measurably better if we suddenly didn’t have a bunch of evangelicals on the planet anymore.

What if they just got it wrong and tomorrow is the day they release the raptors?

When I think about the people I was friends with 20 years ago vs now, it’s just, whew. I carried a whole lot of guilt thinking I was the one who sucked, and while I had a fuckton room for improvement (still do, still trying), a huge chunk was a Them Problem. Wish I’d realized that sooner.

In all fairness, wheels would’ve been impractical on the via dolorosa, the cross would’ve been bouncing around like rolling luggage in Venice

Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it

Why are we playing Blondie’s “Rapture” on Tuesday? You can play it whenever you like, jeez.

There’s a certain type of poster that seems to think it’s helpful to stamp out anything hopeful in the name of being realistic about how bad things are. Don’t be that poster. We know how bad things are. But for most of us, hope helps a lot more than your cynicism. Rebellions are built on hope…

If you’re canceling subscription services with giant companies with ties to terrible people, you should think about replacing them with a library card. Many library systems give you access to physical media (some of which you can’t find on streaming!) as well as other great stuff.

21st of september sheet music trombone part

deeply dumb game Go Birds