Working on a story where a rabbit tattoos pawprints on to make himself look tough, but just succeeds in confusing his friends. "Wait a minute..."

Captured that "I'm perpetually bewildered about life and other people" expression perfectly.

Jeff Goldblum has ALWAYS had rizz.

You know how the audience shouts things at the screen during Rocky Horror? In 1993 I went to a midnight show of the RHPS at a theater in a red state. Let's just say the people in the audience were watching a whooooole different movie. Try to imagine the sort of things MAGA would shout.

I tried to make a joke about the Lestrygonians, but I lost my appetite for it.

Nearly four WEEKS since that accident and I'm still finding broken glass in the car. And deer hair. Every time I attack the back seat with a vacuum cleaner it sounds like I'm sucking up a handful of aquarium gravel.

twitter quotes: i hate you. but i will never block you. i will wait outside your door every night. i am loading my gun bluesky quotes: fellow leftist, though we certainly agree, your word choice could be interpreted in this one bad faith light. let us assume it is and you have betrayed the movement

I heard there was a Veggie Fail That leaves one feeling drained and pale And if you got it, wouldn't wanna be ya A nightmare in a bathroom stall This bug perverted nature's call Beware of the explosive diarrhea

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

Well, can't just scroll social media forever. It's the weekend. Got yard work to do.

From my current WIP

"Verify your age" West of House You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. >

Out of curiosity, does anyone know how many senators we have left? I understand there are still questions.

Not speaking ill of the dead is the greatest crock of shit, and you know why? Nobody has to invoke it whenever someone beloved died, you'll hear outpourings from fans about how authors touched their lives, people reminiscence about their favourite actors' best roles, a celebration of their lives...

And a new "Hear me out" for Sunday morning.

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.

"All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction." --Clarence Darrow

The CDC has stopped monitoring for the Red Death. Prospero claims that in a couple of days it'll be down to close to zero.

"Verify you are human." ...Uhhh...

Imagine getting rejected by a publication that accepts articles written by ChatGPT. Imagine being the editor that accepts one.

*sigh* But I don't WANT to be a Senator...

Got my car back from the body shop the other day, which is nice. I was unprepared for the level of inconvenience not having a car would cause. Or, at least, my response to not having one was to spend the Fourth of July weekend sitting at home moping. What happened? I was hit by a deer.

Fellow authors: no context, the first line of your WIP? "The first thing you have to know about Yetis is that they don’t care for bright colors."

You know, maybe nobody asked my opinion but I'm going to give it anyway. I live in Maine, and what it looks like from here is a lot of people who jumped off the bandwagon ten minutes ago screaming at the people who jumped off the bandwagon five minutes ago.

Huh. How about that. I was making a post bemoaning my lack of a car, and I got a call saying my car was ready at the body shop. Really, living here without a car is rubbish. Is it vital? No; there are plenty of amenities within 20 minutes' walk. But you can't buy ice cream during a heat wave.

Fits like a glove! I imagine I'll have to run it longer than a couple of minutes to get all the wrinkles out, but it works.

Maga taking shelter in the National Museum of African-American History And Culture!

My father told me that it's unusual to know exactly what one of your ancestors was doing on any particular day. On June 1-3, 1863, my great-great-grandfather Lewis was here: Gettysburg, PA, as part of the 10th Maine Infantry, Company B. The 10th Maine was provost guard for General Henry Slocum. 1/

Who’s gonna tell em 🤣

Yeah, I had a feeling. Had to walk home after dropping off the rental car. It was like taking a pleasant stroll through a pizza oven. Should have worn a hat. I'm fine, but that half-mile was just funderful.

It's an old folk song, but this is the version Sesame Street did in the 1970s. youtu.be/zYY6Q4nRTS4

Liza? Honey? "My phone has no charge, dear Liza, dear Liza My phone has no charge, dear Liza, no charge." "Then charge it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry Then charge it, dear Henry, dear Henry, charge it."

Body shop, once again, wildly underestimated how long it'll take to fix the car. Apparently some of the parts have to be delivered via Pony Express. I have to return the rental - I can't afford to rent it for an indeterminate amount of time. So much for my holiday weekend.

I have found the comics equivalent of your average film class teacher stating, "Okay, Birth of a Nation is an absolutely VILE film, but unfortunately it's also the origin of half of our modern editing techniques. "

I...but...we...they... ...what?

Huge risk plunging back into "How to Dress Your Yeti," but this feels like some of the best work I've done in years.

Somebody smoked in the car I just rented. Bleah. I didn't notice it until I was driving away, now I'm worried I'm going to get charged for the cleanup.

Saw the "Werwulf" trailer. Pass.

Nestor appreciation post. That is all. #Spyro

While I was watching Episode 6 of "TADC" there was a knock at the door. Canvasser. I'm in full Sunday mode, which means I didn't get to the "shirt" part of getting dressed yet. ...Sorry, canvasser. You know, I used to do canvassing. I have way worse stories than a shirtless 50-something.

So if the Fae owned a restaurant, would that be entrapment? Could you appeal?

I've been to the National Mall several times - it's one of my favorite vacation destinations. On any given nice summer day, there are usually MORE people on the Mall. Trump's circus is keeping tourists *away.*

So I just discovered this show that all the kids have been talking about lately, seems like it's on Netflix, algorithm-recommended, called the, uh... *checks notes* "The Amazing Digital Circus." So I just saw the first episode and it looks kinda...weird.

How the turn tables.

What stage of drug addiction is this?

Let's watch Trump try to arrest the rain for sabotaging the repair attempts.

Couple of days ago, I deleted 40,000 words from "How to Dress Your Yeti." The story had gone off the rails and was abandoned; I deleted all the parts where it went into the weeds. Today that blank page 95 is glaring at me like, "So, asshole, no more excuses. We doin' this?" I guess we doin' this.

Found the werewolf episode of Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers on YouTube. Watching it reminded me that I never really liked Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers all that much. youtu.be/_JI1MPpCDh0

Considering a redesign of one of my favorite OC's - would a Yeti have a coat like a yak, or a Komondor?