Damn this is gonna set new records of controller-on-the-lap even by Kojima standards. I'm so in though. Gimmie the unexpected and intense.

Rapture gonna hit while I'm on a plane. This means I'll get there first and get the best cloud to sit on. Suck it losers!

Behold the awesome might (and HEFT) of the ROG Astral GeForce RTX™ 5080 DOOM Edition. I'm building a PC live with this monster, and then we're going to unleash it on Doom: The Dark Ages. Watch live! lawdogg.tv #GeForcePartner #RTXON

Spending more time with a hood classic on the stream today - Chrono Trigger! I'm trying to overwrite my flawed first playthrough of the game on a scuffed emulator. I'll also cook up a fine meal thanks to a Hello Fresh partnership! See the gamer's hands at work - lawdogg.tv #hellofreshpartner #ad

Our YouTube views AND ad revenue fell off a cliff in early August. If the wind doesn't change soon, it could be really bad. Here's our report on the issue - youtu.be/tWKTC0nVI10

Uncle Mark always saying some shit like this.

Time to crack into Brazilian Drug Dealer 3, now that the vision is complete. Hopefully y'all finished Brazilian Drug Dealer 1 & 2 - lawdogg.tv

I've hit the epilogue in Expedition 33 and am still waiting for a transcendent moment. I've enjoyed the hell out of it, but I haven't seen whatever it is that makes it GOTY just yet. Maybe today's the day I bawl my eyes out? lawdogg.tv Sponsored by Hello Fresh: strms.net/hellofresh_s... #ad

Hahahaha hell yes Michael Caine Ends Retirement for Vin Diesel's Last Witch Hunter 2 share.google/1XokDvrM8kkU...

Damn YouTube what the hell? Inside Games got HALF the views in August as it did in July. We didn't change anything? What could explain such a drastic dropoff?

Wow it's great that US citizens have never been caught up in this bullshit. Fuck me (and fuck you too).

I'll nominate sentences that begin with "Honestly," as well.

My new rule with any social media is that I look at it until I roll my eyes at ANYTHING. Engagement bait, rage bait, aimless discourse, pointless virtue signaling... if I deep sigh I close the app. My quality of life has shot waaaay up.

Here's this week's Japanese burger marketing check-in

Hollow Knight Silksong is the real deal. The cycle between exploring and learning bosses is very well thought out. No obtuse backtracking or aimless wandering of the map yet either! Though I'm only 12 hours in so I'm a baby bug. It's hard to put down, even when frustrated by a new boss.

To the Battlefront

Silksong is off to a roaring start! We cover the launch on Inside Games, featuring a short rant about Shatterhand -- www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWZA...

The most amazing thing I’ve ever seen at PAX was the “Art of Nintendo Power” exhibit. I had heard it had some of the original artwork from old NP issues, but the sheer amount of original stuff was UNREAL. I couldn’t believe how much of this stuff I stared at for hours as a kid

I'm starting Metal Eden on stream because action games about babes in cyber armor is absolutely my thing. More Expedition 33 later too! It's criminal I haven't finished that game yet. lawdogg.tv

Dark has been in my thoughts since I saw it, so I'm intrigued! Descriptions make it sound like you might burn a lot of time learning the world though, hopefully that process isn't too disrespectful of the player's time.

Imagine paying every month to see this screen. Adobe I hate you so much.

Japan's burger culture yet again putting America to shame

It's how Zebras camouflage in a herd Imagine being a hungry lion and trying to grab one of these cosplayers

It's more like P.N.03 anyway

excuse you, this is an adult male crocodile onesie! 😤🐊 #mgsdelta

If the ROG Xbox Ally leaked prices are real, $550 ain't half bad for a mid-spec all in one gaming PC. youtu.be/URQZdl8SL-4

Yesss I finally got approved for 1440p on Twitch! Naturally I'm gonna use it to play a game from 1994. Merely conceiving of 1440p would've killed an average person back then. Heretic in QHD! lawdogg.tv

I kinda like feeling like a giant though

Time to embrace my caucasity and start listening to Steely Dan

Tonight we make love to Birdman (same as every night)

Naked Snake looking at anything remotely edible

Grand total: 23 beers! 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 The technical count was much higher but I applied rough beer math to combine several 0.2L German tiny beers into one proper American-sized beer

Finished Project Hail Mary on the flight back from Gamescom. Great goddam book! Ryan Gosling is perfect casting for the upcoming movie, though I'm curious how they'll manage the extended internal dialoge problem solving sections. The Martian did it just fine though so it'll probably work out.

Steph and I went to Fantasialand near Cologne yesterday and that shit RIPPED. Some of the most intense thrill rides I've been on. One spins your ass so fast it'll make your toes tingle from the blood rush.

Inside Games coming to you live from the streets of Cologne, complete with a 3-beer-deep rant about how dumb all this tariff shit is. youtu.be/E6K8Mz5R1mk

Dedicating this pic to whomever at Gamescom registration that told me I needed more YouTube subscribers to get a press badge

BRING HIM HOME

Some of the best FMV in the biz! I genuinely love the application of arcade Mortal Kombat's trollish difficulty to a platformer in MK Mythologies. It was sort of a proto-kaizo? Your reward for beating a stage is like two minutes of greenscreened melodrama with ripped dudes in party city getups 🤌

@nomoredaniels.bsky.social Great talking with you tonight! Hope you have a good show.

Always good to reconnect with old friends

I met so many wonderful fans walking around Gamescom today! Thank you for saying hi if you did, made my day.

Time for Rod "The Closer" Fergusson to get a troubled game out the door yet again. Hopefully this doesn't mean BioShock 4 will be as unfinished as Infinite... but at least we might get to play it someday.

Just set up a whole rig in my tiny German hotel room for DRUNK GAMESCOM OPENING NIGHT LIVE! I'll be streaming with @brucegreene.bsky.social, heckling and knocking back a bunch of tiny bottles whose labels I can't read. Starts two hours from the time of this post, please join! lawdogg.tv

Remedy games have brought so much joyful violence into my life. Here's to 30 more!

If anyone has any possible contacts at Gamescom registration I would love some assistance. It's just been a series of the most frustrating, impersonal, automatic exchanges.

Signed up for a VPN to watch the finale of The Valley and Con-Air on the hotel tv

Yesssssss Frog races in FOUR KAY

It's gonna be a good day