Only Leon could make hard scarfing a banana look this cool

I wanted so badly to work for an outlet like Eurogamer years ago. The deep irony is that I have way more job security doing my own thing. This sucks!

Clanging dinner bell ass word

I'd like to think seeing my posts is the equivalent of hearing someone loud piss in the stall next to you.

Whoa this is awesome! I've been desperate for any kind of externally trackable game pass metrics.

We tried something a little different on Inside Games today given how big the Xbox shakeup is. News coverage plus long form podcast discussion. We cover the news then speculate about what it all might mean, and it's hard to feel hopeful about it. youtu.be/juCwQkvYGeA

Uhhhhh Pretty Maids All in a Row (1971)

I've got Aether & Iron coming up on the stream - comes from some games writers with pedigree and features a teched-up noir setting. Watch now: lawdogg.tv Get the demo here: bit.ly/4b36VTN #ad

Crazy shit happening at xbox rn

It's BAD/GOOD movie night tonight, opening with Mortal Challenge - a movie that promises "a gothic techno-dungeon" on the back. And then the timeless Mortal Kombat (1995). Really this is all just an excuse to watch Mortal Kombat again. Starting around 6PM PST tonight! lawdogg.tv

NEWS: Phil Spencer stepping down, Microsoft AI exec Asha Sharma stepping in Sharma commits to gaming in memo to staff. Notes: "we will not chase short-term efficiency or flood our ecosystem with soulless AI slop." www.gamefile.news/p/phil-spenc...

Damn! Hell of a time to just wrap shooting on a long news episode.

Could this be a check and/or a balance?! Can't wait to get that tarrif refund check in the mail 🥹

Damn F1 the movie is really just "Old Dudes are Right and Cool" huh? Cars sure do look cool when they go fast though

Whewwwwww that sucks!

We watch Passions week by week on the stream every Sunday! The forces of evil CANNOT defeat us. The forces of evil:

Ayy thanks for the shout out! There's LOTS of interesting (and validating) data in the report. It's sadly not looking great for the console & PC space.

I'm gonna vouch for Caves of Qud too! It teleports you into another world and you live out some real stories.

I had an awesome dream that I was wearing a cool jacket, eating pizza, and doing a slick little dance. Woke up to a reality where I don't have pizza and can't really dance, but I do have some cool jackets so life's still good.

Gamers love time ramped parries

Checking out Battlefield 6 Season 2 on stream with more Romeo is a Dead Man after. Gaming is good. lawdogg.tv

I swear they gave this dude all the good lines

I'm really digging Crisol: Theater of Idols! The marionette enemies are creepy as hell and their lurching movement makes them tricky to shoot. Also you have to bleed into your gun to reload. BRUTAL.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Welp I learned a new phrase today.

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

Legendary line from the CD-i classic BURN:CYCLE

Saw Wuthering Heights! Movie had a great look and fantastic score which made it an enjoyable watch. Clever too! I really liked how the film linked destructive codependence and the restrictions of society to bondage and sado-masochism.

Soon all my favorite games will have Rahul in them and life will finally be good.

Dragonposting

I thought about correcting him but nobody corrects BG.

Let me play for you the song of my people. Streaming DJ Hero right now, probably more Romeo later, then movie night tonight! lawdogg.tv

We're doing SPACE BABES again for this week's movie night, only taking it a slightly different direction. We got titty ships, we got a space himbo so powerful he's gotta have his own name on his shirt, and potentially the biggest space beef this side of the milky way. Starts at 7PM PST! lawdogg.tv

I always thought MGS4 was completely representational of PS3-era budget bloat and overproduction. I'd like to believe it's intentional, but to me at least it feels way more like Kojima asked for a stupid budget and actually got it, then had to spend it. MGS1 = The Mummy (1999) MGS4 = Van Helsing

So THAT'S what they meant by coconut gun 👀

MGS4 IS BACK

Leon, master of banana peel.

I'm gonna fiddle around with Contra: Hard Corps until the upcoming State of Play. Romeo is a Dead Man after I'm thinking? It's already been a great week for game releases! Games are good. lawdogg.tv

"Go up the tree"

what if slime but EVIL

The perfect song - Big echoey industrial drums - Lots of orchestra hits That's it. That's all you need. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dCD...

It's been weeks but I'm STILL pissed off about Tron: Ares. There's a million reasons but the chief offender to me is describing Depeche Mode like an airy synthpop band. Holy shit man, did the writer only listen to like two Depeche Mode songs and decide that was good enough?!

That seems bad.

I've long held that Japan loves Baseball so much because it's a JRPG. You've got stats, probabilities, critical hits, it's got it all!

It's actually more like six months unless my appeal goes through...

HELL yeah I thought of a really funny joke about the F in F-22 but someone else is gonna have to make it.

I got my very first YouTube strike 🥹 Turns out reading a romance novel on stream is 2 hot 4 YouTube. This means I can't stream on YouTube for a few months.

I'm playing the jewel of the Philips CD-i on stream today - BURN:CYCLE. A hacker has hacked a bomb into your brain - can you hack hard enough to survive? lawdogg.tv

Bummer to read about all the cut content. Looks like I will be playing Yakuza 3 Remastered in addition to Kiwami 3 after all!