there is no antimemtics division by @qntm.org is so cool. starting my reread after grabbing the new hard copy that just came out. if you like weird corpo scifi a la severance, devs, the game control, give it a look.

Tax billionaires out of existence.

Kat Abughazaleh: "We need to, first off abolish and prosecute ICE and DHS and we return DHS' responsibilities to Departments of Justice, State, of Treasury, of Transportation. All of these responsibilities that were taken from those departments... We need to repeal the Patriot Act."

dont worry, ive heard walz is very upset about this and has a big ol frown and a plea for normalcy at the ready

I also think you should be able to get toilet paper at certain temperatures, both hot and cold

yeah, i could watch the state of the union, or i could smoke weed and play playstation 5, hmmm hrmmmmmm

this what ball knowers refer to as playing not to lose, rather than playing to win

actually, there is a handbook for raising kids. the hospital just doesn't bother giving it to parents they don't believe in. guess we know the vibes you put off...

spoiler alert: the state of the union is in shambles bro

Tools

poor tony

lmao that is INSANE

clapping cheeks

lyonel baratheon, best tits and dragons character since tormund giantsbane

i genuinely think society would be better off if we killed broadband as a technology and everyone had to use dial up again

you fucked up a perfectly good [PREDATOR] is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

I grew up on forums. You think I'm worried about relevance

three people NOT in the epstein files

Culture won today

five authors ive read at least five books by kurt vonnegut @stephenking.bsky.social @jasonkpargin.bsky.social robert jordan grrm lotta beef. i also read women writers, but haven't hit five yet for folks like gillian flynn, claire north, suzanne collins; i won't claim the terf who shan't be named.

enough boom and bust cycles. more boob and bust cycles

hideo kojima reading this name like that vince mcmahon meme

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

rip xbox, you had one and a half cool consoles

nickelodeon ass shoes

"Notable names include House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and Sen. Martin Heinrich." HOW INTERESTING.

a better way forward exists

loading up on microplastics until my urine comes out like a playdoh fun factory

wow. i'm just like batman, with fewer pushups

stop making me look at those horrible men

OH WHAT CRUEL FORTUNE HAS FOUND ME!! - me, getting a little cramp while stretching

george bush killed a million people

boros in the magic arena powered cube still op

i have never cooked the correct amount of waffle fries

remembered these cookies the cafeteria sold for .25 & how there was a weird cold war escalation of getting two cookies and then two but microwaving them and that guy just got a triple decker what. i swear one time i saw a kid get four and microwave them into a weird cake and eat it with his hands

Anti-nazi sticker spotted in Fort Wayne, Indiana

we didnt have camera phones in high school but man you could not have dragged this video from my whupped ass with a team of horses

bro are you CRYING

if i ever see some spooky shit im fighting. not like swatting at a ghost, im giving that thing a flying dropkick or clothesline. you wanna scare me in my bathroom mirror, ok, here comes a piledriver you fucking shithead, welcome to your nightmare

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40. Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store