It's Friday night baby

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

lo fi cozy animation on youtube set to jim mora ranting about how shitty his football team played

who the fuck is approving headlines over there

well, at least cowboys fans still have dodgers games to watch

getting muzzle swept for jesus

getting a rib removed so i can finally wipe my own ass

gentle reminder that under no circumstances do you have to hand it to marge, she's just a true believer and those without real convictions have lapped her crazy

Bill Burr keeps cycling through excuses for doing the Riyadh Comedy Festival: defector.com/bill-burr-ke...

boobies and BUTTS

i do appreciate that if lawmakers decide that they are going to sell themselves that at least theyre immediately treated like cattle

her dad / her brother / her best friend

you just know they already got their portillos orders in

This is how propaganda works. They slapped an image on this from Los Angeles in 1992 during Rodney King riots.

the entire UNC fiasco just reads like a sports version of Succession

maybe you should labubu to the polls

i go back to the point that if someone with likely limited language knowledge and professional connections can steal your house or job then you didn't have a good handle on those anyway, that's on you bro

I will not go back to Mastodon. If this place becomes unacceptable I will simply never share my thoughts with another person as long as I live.

call me old fashioned but I’m against nazis

HORNS DOWN LOLLLLLLLLLL

fucking awful

real "jerkstore" vibes

lmao wow, check the hard drive imo

kinda weird that "penultimate" takes longer to say than "next to last"

i will not stop until i get to the bottom of this monkey business

rip jane goodall, i hope they find the ape that did this

man, i dont care how good your dunks are, please stop posting that ai nostalgia slop into my timeline

once again people are realizing the Woke was load bearing

Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year

who among us has not hacked up a journalist with a bone saw or hung a college activist from their ankles until death

The Monday Morning Podcast (Series, 2007 - ) 🔈 █████ Comedy Festival (2025)

the govt is shut down, dont pay taxes

this dog is high as fuck

Top nachos are overrated, bottom soggy nachos are underrated

say it to my face, so i can continue to do absolutely nothing, but more shamefully!!!!

this shit is dark shew whee, some of your favorites selling their souls and just pointing at their bank accounts as justification

getting up in front of all my employees to let them know that without a doubt we are the bad guys

incredible

You can’t make me know about someone named “Brilyn Hollyhand.” Do not say “Brilyn Hollyhand” to me

as someone who thinks tron is cool, and even enjoyed the dumb sequel, this new one looks like it was designed specifically to piss me off

that's a big hell yeah

every day this guy says a new thing into a microphone that, if i had said it privately, would keep me up at night, haunting me into insomnia with embarrassment

Content creators tend to think any spectacle is defensible if they can say health and safety concerns have been attended to behind the scenes, but that’s not really it imho. Mr. Beast’s whole thing is that his subjects’ desperation for cash allows him—a wealthier person—to indulge his sadism.

like yeah this shit is so fucking stupid, but who is this even for

titans should trade sneed too, imo, if someone was even willing to pick up that contract. close to being ready to trade every player with value who isn’t a rookie. team needs an enema.

i just laughed at carson wentz throwing an interception so mean that my wife admonished me from the other room without knowing who/what i was laughing at

actually, "beta" implies a man who watches his media on betamax instead of vhs and is therefore superior

I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation