Goodbye everybody. I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. Please respond

Get in, loser. I love you

scarecrows fix holes in their clothes with pumpkin patches

Night strolls on Hawthorne in the middle of my “war ravaged” city. 📸: Portland, Oregon

Got tear away pants for this colonoscopy prep.

a lane on the freeway only for people who need to pee really bad

just hit one of those Grateful Dead bears with my car

In a relationship with my bedroom fan

October is a time for letting go, allowing what you've been holding onto to die and rot and fall away so new things can grow in its place

Hello, October. It’s another day, another Autumn, another set of sunsets and daybreaks. Take care out there. Be nice to yourself. 📸: Gleneden, Oregon

well hello October ~me, flirting

People always say "stop doomscrolling," nobody ever says "stop the Doom" Doesn't even cross their minds.

i appreciate a slow life as it has been Very Hard for decades

it’s fucking insane that you can log off for a few hours and come back to find trump invaded another city in his own country

Enjoying a piña colada and an elephant ear in the middle of a “war zone” this beautiful Saturday afternoon. Take care out there.

Have a solid morning/afternoon/night or whatever it is where you are. Enjoy your time when you can. 📸: Central Oregon Coast

normalize saying "this guy knows what I'm talking about" and pointing at strangers on the bus

Im here you fuckaas bitch

It's Friday. How many fruit fly eggs did you eat this week?

A Friday away from news cycles to sit in the sun, headphones on, and trying to enjoy unspent time. My big Friday afternoon plans. #headphoneescapes 🎧🎶

Can we just give the influencers their own internet? But not tell them 🤫

I'm quiet but my thoughts are loud.

BITCH, I WILL KNOCK ALL THIS SHIT THE FUCK OVER!! #BlackSky

thinking back to simpler and carefree times (when fantasy island came on right after love boat)

I clap when the plane lands because I’m alive. Then I clap again when my luggage arrives. Then I clap when I find my car. I’m very supportive.

Sossusvlei from the air #Namibia #hotairballoon #photography #landscape #nature

new Tony Hawk game but it's just him doing normal stuff like going to the grocery store or waiting in the airport security line

Nothing gets me more spiritually bricked up than detaching a quote from a punk ass

Loitering outside the men's room at a hockey game trying to catch a vulnerable man

BE SINCERE CARE ABOUT THINGS CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER BE A FUCKING GODDAMNED PERSON

Big Dumper’s 60th… Here’s to trying to capture a moment while screaming. Wish I would’ve brought my camera instead of my phone. Hell yeah, Mariners. 🔱

common mistake! it's actually spelled Epenstain Files

One of the dangers of petting a cat in the dark is the unexpected butt

Definitely getting a little teary eyed at this Mariners game with my family. My uncle was their doc for the first 30 years of their existence until he retired in 2006. He passed in 2015. My life is stitched with the M’s. From dugout visits, camping with players, etc. I hope he’s enjoying this.

High tide. Low key. 📸: Depoe Bay, Oregon

Overslept, and missed the rapture. I’ll set an alarm for the next one.

Don’t forget to put out milk, cookies, all your worldly belongings and your soul out tonight for rapture santa

Ah, fall, when a young man’s fancy turns to soup.

does everyone get raptured or is it like a selective process? how do I qualify?

How about ‘no?’ If I could turn it up more, I would.

Learning about Tom McDonald and being a white supremacist rapper is smoking me. Nah man if the message is in the music that’s fine but you gotta stand on business and yodel.

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

Hello, Autumn. Just be cool. #headphoneescapes 🎶🎧

You're wearing THAT to the rapture

Can we change BREAKING NEWS to HEART BREAKING NEWS already?

The important thing to understand about TikTok is that it is not a social media platform that has shopping features, it is a shopping platform with hyper-optimized data tracking that has social media features. (This is, incidentally, why I’ve never had an account & don’t have the app on my phone,)

A little doom scroll break for your Saturday night, or whatever it is wherever you are. Take care out there. 📍Central Oregon Coast