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i miss having a taqueria next door 😕

even if he could debate the fuck out of a zionist, there is never a good reason to listen to tucker carlson

trump appointed eva braun to the air force academy board

15 candidates. 1 clear choice. 🗳️ $1M+ raised. $0 from corporate PACs. This is what independent leadership looks like. Punch 34. Early voting is live!

If you’re ready to tax billionaires, fight for universal healthcare, and build housing for all, then vote for Mike Simmons for Congress in IL-09! Re-share if you agree and you’re ready to WIN!

charithra chandran is an awesome vivi and has a face crafted by the goddesses #onepiece

lera abova as robin couldn’t be more perfect 😍 #onepiece

WAIT… some of you have been pronouncing “ube” as “yoo-bay” or “oob?” lol my dawgs, it’s “ooo-bay.”

i caught myself paused at the top of the stairway at my dentist office thinking of moo deng

spammers sending AI voice messages on telegram is just lazy esp when the photo is a pretty asian woman but the AI voice sounds like judy dench

a nuclear reactor, not for power but for unlimited whimsy

just survived interrogation i mean my dental appt

ever come home to a full sink after a busy and tiring day and want to just throw away all the dishes

just watched a harrowing clip of ivanka giving a tour of her childhood bedroom and you can see her dissociate in real time for a short moment

laying on the couch with my hand out expecting someone to replenish my depleted bag of dark chocolate covered almonds

i like the word bangor. BANGOR. it even looks cool in L337. b4ng0r. B4NG0R, MA1N3! looks like a good password too. brb gonna go hack their city hall.

too early in the morning to be this angry 🤦

sending ice to iran sounds like an amazing idea

sleep app congratulated me on my extra hour of sleep lol dumb ass

daylight spendings

why are there helicopters flying around the neighborhood #skokie

the guild of inane but unfunny mfs (goibumfs) has moved forward with my application

epic dance party at seafood city chicago yesterday 🇵🇭 my audhd ass wouldn’t have gone but i support it 🕺💃

boosting tucker carlson is yuck

If you are talking about Sunny Naqvi, but not the Muslim Ban… 👀 US Born Citizen Sunny Naqvi unlawfully detained by ICE for “inconsistent travel.” She is safe and home. There are 85 countries on the most recent Muslim, African and Latin American Ban as a part of Trump’s 2.0 Muslim Ban.

patriarchy ass dorks have zero identity without trying to insult, dominate, or dehumanize other living beings in every way possible. like, they can't do simple shit like walk on the sidewalk without trying to run you into the street or grass or whatever

i was planning on going to the middle east either this or next year. goddamn usa (and its imperial allies)... you couldn't just fucking leave people alone, could you

someone blamed his own nazi beliefs on my wife lol “me having racist beliefs is someone else’s fault” is definitely a sentence some people have in their heads

posse in-effect. hanging out is always hype. #birdsky

i'm being asked to go to missouri to attend an Important Function and i will have to decline on the basis that i have never had a non-racist experience in missouri. i don't hate all of you, i'm just saying that i'm at the point in my life where i can't promise you that i'll handle it calmly anymore

yeah iran and lebanon are getting pummeled, but the usa/israel epstein coalition are severely underreporting their own damage and casualties. there’s a reason bibi and gvir are freaking out

irgc calls the joint usa/israel militaries “the epstein army” lawlzzzz

if you think the war for oil is messy wait till the zentradi find out there’s protoculture growing here

“i’m just this way bc im a capricorn” no ur that way bc ur an asshole jaja keep outer space out of this

*sugar ray voice* 🎶 every morning i feel like i respawned against my will and now i need some drugs 🎶

no talkee before coffee

if you think the war for oil is a mess wait till the people in cybertron find out we’ve got a ton of energon cubes buried here

i don’t believe there’s only 6 usa casualties

tired of being this serious all the time

general patraeus (last sunday): oh we've completely incapacitated hezbollah and they're a total non issue now hezbollah:

i heard we're running out of patriot missiles lulz

after more than a year of corticosteroids causing me horrible tooth sensitivity, i'm gonna try eating a salad for the first time in a year to see if it doesn't fuck my shit up anymore.

"it's the left's fault for forcing the center to move more right" is definitely a sentence

i didn't know wauconda was in IL09. when i was a kid they had this epic apple orchard there and every year we'd stuff so many apples in the car that after a week i started smelling like apples. apples aren't native to the philippines so my parents were crazy about the mfs

not trying to erase lake in the hills but I never even heard of the place until 2004

happy friday to my mfs, mfettes, and fellow mfxs

one of our $10mil missiles landed on an iranian helicopter during a night raid, only, the helicopter was just a decoy painted on the ground lmao ¡jajajajajaja!

tel aviv is getting by smoked rn dang

remember how in december kristi noem had the nerve to celebrate her birthday in a mexican restaurant wearing a sombrero? nunca voy a olvidarlo, pinche payasa