i’m in woodstock, illinois at the center square where groundhog day was filmed

there should be a sirius station with just the 00s “the” bands

my son is 19yo today

this is a satomi ishihara stan account

lionel dirti

my ideal shopping spree for father’s day: ✋ home depot 👉 sur la table

if i win the lottery i wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs [alt: photo of me in front of a beach home wearing a suit of armor holding a sword with an army of schnauzers of various sizes sitting behind me]

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my hair is long enough now for cishet dudes to mistake me for their type lol

fun trivia, i actually have a dx for my aversion to cars and driving. F40.248 - other phobia (driving). my neuropsych said i don't meet the criteria for ptsd (i've been in four car accidents) so "phobia" is what i fall under.

just watching the commuter behavior on clark street makes me glad i'm taking cta after work 😮‍💨

i'm delighted to report that the little debbie peanut butter creme pies are lovely, albeit very sweet

“that’s a fufu dog” smdh really, can’t we just love animals without placing some sort of hierarchy on them

mfs be mfing

Still trying to raise $400 for this month's bills. And now I have a medical bill to help pay (hospital finally issued the statement for Ma going in April). The present goal helps me let her keep being seen in emergencies. I might not pay it all off, but some is better than none. Please help.

the name "grogu" in his native language means "irving"

fellow asians keep being an embarrassment regarding our relationship with the black community. so far every fuck up i've been exposed to have been mostly from far east asians, and less from us southeast asians. but no matter. we're lumped as one, so i call us out as one. quit fucking up.

i’m a little sad thundercat didn’t play “dragon ball durag” last night but his set was amazing anyway what soulful musicianship mmm, mmm, mmm

merch from last night’s concert 🤘 i like how thundercat’s logo matches the strokes’ logo to show they gigged together, i had to get it

i’m still glowing from last night’s strokes and thundercat concert 🥰🤘

LAST NITE

thundercat yeah dude 🤘

omfg i had no idea thundercat is opening for the strokes lmaooo 🤘👏👏👏

why tf is inbound on the kennedy always more of a parking lot than outbound during rush hour

kind of annoying that the united center isn’t near a train yes i can take the madison bus but it’s annoying

me: i think i like beef tocino better than pork other filipinos:

fellow asians who didn’t grow up in black/afb communities, why are you so fucking embarrassing with your frankenstein’ed blaccents and use of aave and whatever black aesthetic? even if you were an ally, which you’re likely not, you can’t have any of it, bc it’s not ours. it never was.

my a1c goes up when i see photos of rice

my body is so reactive to rice (even brown) that it’s like eating disease directly 😭

qi is prounce kwee, yin-yang is pronounced ying-yayng, and feng shui is pronounced fayng shoowee now go show off to your chinese friends

i’ll be seeing these mfs tonight yeah dude 🤘

finally finished the magicians. fun show!

that haaland mf is frightening lol 6'5" +200lbs coming at you like a train

my favorite hanson song is mbappe

i have to write somewhere that laufey looks so incredibly darling in her vogue photoshoot

my brain made up a story where half of you work in pawn shops and have a drum set waiting for me that i'll never pick up

i know too many people like the cheetos lady

why listen to old r.kelly when you can listen to aaron hall

* sings "drugs in a cup" to the mc hammer tune "pumps and a bump" *

a nice, strong moka pot coffee is like drugs in a cup bc technically it is. mmm, drugs in a cup.

turns out the guy who burned the cross in grant park (chicago) was using it as an *anti-maga protest* jfc boy, you could’ve used something other than a cross. www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/p...

“Tao SEX VIDEO + AMAZING Retreats” smh qigong “taoists” are so weird

i’m just beating a dead horse over here

i completely hate that my parents made it so i have completely zero ties to my own ancestral land

my bialetti moka pot is pretty rad, but my alessi 9090 moka pot is magical. regular price for the alessi 9090 is expensive but i got the mf 60% off 🙌 yeah dude 🤘

i forgot to say today, i’m so sorry if you’re a fan of oliver tree

after i finally get through all this crap i’ve been going though i hope the tao will reward me with nothing short of a pet dragon

why’s everyone fake laughing on instagram