~$ sudo rm -rf /USA/*

just found out that 80s singer tiffany is lebanese

fargin icehole samanabatch

basically, i love to cook for my kids’ friends. and they love coming over and feel at home here, and that feels awesome.

the chicken adobo was a hit with our young guest 🥰

turd down and pee

january the eleventh be with you

the world continues to suffer post-cubs world series

the dollheads are a young filipino-american punk band and i’m crying right now bc they’re so good and so cool and everything i wanted to be when i was that young, i will support them with all my heart

our young guest is staying for supper and says she likes filipino food, so guess who’s getting some home cooked filipino food

i’m happy to report that not only did my daughter’s friend love the hoe cakes, she had me take a photo of her with them to send to her parents 😆🥞

bad take from a guy with a kakashi avi, ya don’t say

gen-x and older mfs are always like “i didn’t do this [very important safety thing] and im still alive.” hooker, it’s called luck.

dawg, marketplace in skokie sells frozen imo’s pizza @grenadine.bsky.social

daughter’s friend slept over last night and is requesting hoe cakes upon awakening, and *horrible southern accent* ah shall oblahge

🎶 lumpia my lord, lumpia

if i ask you to roll lumpia with me, you are invited to A Very Sacred Space Saved For The Very Few

i need more anarchist audhd queer filipino friends. we can make fun of the cishet normie dating scene while eating kare kare and discussing our food-making syndicate while we overstimulate ourselves watching one piece at max volume

turd down and poo

there’s a lot of you fucking posers among the leftist ranks. you’ll revert to hierarchy, bigotry, and selfishness when it suits you. you’re not leftists. you’re authoritarian shitlibs at best.

call jonathan ross’ wife an enabler of white supremacy and christofascism all you want bc many of my fellow filipinos are, including my own relatives, but call her a “mail order bride” and you’ve forfeited considering yourself a decent human

@jordan.sometimes.social.ap.brid.gy hey friend, finally about to check out aurora linux, but been having problems downloading the iso file for the past two days. the checksum values have yet to match and i'm downloading from the official site... am i doing something wrong?

being functional today was a big ask

kristi noem needed that cowboy hat to hide the horns on her head

🐔istocracy

so kind that my car mechanic relieved me of $400 first thing in the morning 🥰

mutual aid request: cuddles

good morning and embargo usa

+19 damage just for waking up

sorry for what i said when i didn’t have my hoe cakes

my non-usa mfs, mfettes, and mfxs... de-center usa. don't buy our shit, don't invest in our shit, quit centralizing our pop culture, listen to your own local bands, watch your locally made films, buy and consume locally-made everything. make usa, inc. suffer.

mark ass sucka's name is jonathan ross

*presses record button* the 9 pieces of lumpia i had today fixed me, diane.

what is it called when someone is trying to disguise their judgment or criticism with “just asking questions?” i’ve been calling it “bad faith curiosity”

chicagoans you are so fucking annoying but i got your back

was successful at convincing myself that donating to mutual aid was way better than getting that tarot deck

is this democracy manifest

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Bear Sterns Bravo

aging but i smell nice

i’m more of a side ramen

are you a top ramen or bottom ramen

caring

usa ✋ eww

i’m not a furry, i’m its weird cousin fuzzy, someone follows me around constantly rubbing my arm, saying in an old brooklyn jewish man’s voice “this is beautiful, what is that, velvet?”

and finally, the sinigang is done, gonna dump all the rice in this mf

made arroz caldo today yeah dude

“the hoe cake that can be spoken of is not the true hoe cake.” — lao tzu, hoe te ching

all this food i made and mom went out for browns chicken lmaoooo WHAT AN INSULT *points to mirror* ur mom likes bad fried chicken

arroz caldo and sinigang na baka on the menu for today hell yeah i cook like my mom should *points to mirror* ur mom doesn’t cook