trump is a piece of shit and i can't believe some mutual on here defended him when i called him spoiled and petulant

like why do some of these ice dipshits wear camouflage anyway it's not like we can't see your nazi asses

if you’re a jobless fuck-up but are violent and racist enough, you too can join border patrol or ice

NBC reported that there’s dork ass u.s. border patrol agents deployed to tourist-filled downtown chicago, which is 100% for show bc no way they can handle anything south of there

this is some keystone cops ass shit jajaja

chicago friends, please take note

obviously with consent, every child killed by gun violence should be named and the stories about their young precious lives to be played on loop on broadcast television, especially cable news. it should take up every second of ad space on fox news.

i’m reminded to be my own kilgore trout, just write and release stories or music regardless of how well it does

continuous stream of nutter butter sleeves until RSD improves

self-gratifying art/writing projects until RSD improves

RSD is killing me today

the neurodivergent urge to say you have a neurodivergent urge

now that i’ve finally seen one i want a giant schnauzer now 🥰

my mom is notorious for chasing down a carb/sugar-heavy meal with metformin. yeah that’s not how that works fam.

first ever dose of metformin is in my system can’t wait to have rice and pasta and orange crush and candy again tomorrow jajaja relax dude i’m kidding

🎶 nanay’s little totoy loves pande pande nanay’s little totoy loves pandesal

about to take my first ever dose of metformin 😟 hold me

filipino food tip: whatever the population of the philippines is, that’s how many different types of chicken adobo there is

“good work.” oh! i thought maga said you should be fired for supporting political violence!

hi welcome to things remembered. oh you want to engrave shell casings, sure come look at our templates. now is this for a right wing or a false flag operation…

insane world record drop-in, 70 meters / 230 feet #skateboarding youtube.com/shorts/vi0Jo...

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i don't see rebecca ferguson as a part of the dune 3 cast 😕

if many years ago they told me i'd have to choose between crescentic iga nephropathy or t2d i wouldn't believe them

i'm really liking this CGM and it shows what i can and cannot get away with in my diet in real time and i don't have to prick my fingers after every time i eat or after i exercise

nephrologist: i know you're filipino but you'll need to lay off the rice for a while me:

just slapped on one of them continuous glucose monitors you stick on your arm, can't wait to see how fucked up my shit is after stuffing some dolma and falafel in my face

love my nephrologist he's been saving my kidneys but dude still handwrites Rx and lab orders and makes me physically go everywhere instead of pushing everything through a computer like everyone else 🤓

on metformin now 😵‍💫

please do continue demonizing ICE

whatever ted cruz pinche bobo

*blows raspberries*

i grew up with a kid named jeffrey epstein. he was also kinda pervy but not like that. he was just weird. he named his trees ruby and rhubarb and then joined jews for jesus. he now makes christian edm music and manages to take selfies of himself cycling without falling, wearing that little outfit

why would it make sense for companies to make UPS require a signature upon home delivery (which always occurs during working hours) when everyone is away at work

*fantasizes about leading a philippine revolution if not for my lower back pain*

i know filipinos can topple a corrupt federal regime (marcos 1986) but i cant wait to start seeing it on the barangay level

*screaming* *chunks of dinosaur chicken nuggets flying out of my mouth* I WAS PROMISED RAPTORS TODAY 🗣️

normalize telling americans to mask so they don’t catch autism

has my body ever tried the viral “not being in pain?” no

since correlation equals causation now we should also talk about how saying the word “viral” before naming a recipe causes autism

taking excedrine for my lower back pain and boost my AuDHD

tylenol wore off and noticing that autism withdrawal symptoms caused me to put my dollar bills in my wallet out of order

wait i thought u said raptors were coming or was it pacific time

since correlation equals causality now we should also talk about how the dual tarot and astrology prevalence also causes autism good job people

the reverend horton heat in evanston $125 standing room lol damn

why are you dog

release the guillotines, philippines 🇵🇭✊❤️

probably the more annoying side effect of this Rx is the tooth sensitivity, i have to drink through a straw even for room temp water, and biting into a piece of cheese straight from the fridge or just having a salad makes me scream 😩

can’t think of a good way to word a raptor/rapture pun joke in my head but in any case the difference between the two is that the raptor was real

no, around here it’s called ALDI’S