Back to broth for lunch. This stomach bug going around is no joke.

If I were president I’d turn the future tRump ballroom into a democracy museum and how he and republicans tried to destroy it. January 6th footage and hearings would be playing 24/7. People would be educated and never forget. Busses of school children would be visiting every day.

We’re gonna find out Epstein and Bannon started QAnon, right?

I love $2 gas!!

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I told my parents tonight. If you still support pedo, don’t expect access to your teen grandchildren.

I will keep my teenage kids away from any Trump supporter. You are ok with child molestarion, no access to my family.

Getting older means you can finally admit the McRib is a god awful monstronity

I’d spend money on you.

Your only fans , our secret

Gonna get me one of them 50-year mortgages with my 2k stimmy check.

@mia5467.bsky.social sweet follow. Where you stand on implanting the anti filibuster ?

Let’s kiss by the dumpster fire.

Shoot. They ain’t paying SNAP, I ain’t paying taxes.

I’m 75% sure I’m not gonna make it to Chicago Monday for the Belly show and I’m not ok.

Do we lower our flags to half mast for bad former vice presidents or is that just for right wing podcasters?

I’m not verifying my age because they want personal info so if I am not responding to your DM, this is why.

They need to make K-pop Nazi Hunters.

Super happy all of the No Kings protests were peaceful and safe.

Thing about finally pulling the trigger on a TiVo.

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The documentary ‘our oceans’ narrated by Barack Obama on Netflix is a phenomenal.

There’s going to be another Murdoch show on Hulu. Haven’t we heard the story enough?

Are the Washing Commanders unis chocolate brown?

Columbus was DEI

I watched The Substance last night. Please do not make the same mistake.

Watching USC v UM after going to another game today, wife asked me “didn’t you have enough football today”? What a silly question.

Solo tailgating because I have no friends. #BGSU

Illinois should send their National Guard to Texas for shits and giggles.

Out of gummies. Urg

What did I do?

Monster: The Ed Gein story is either written really well or very poorly. Hard to tell.

I hope Trumps next executive order is a requirement to get the Community movie made.

Is Punky Brewster single?

This Bill’s vs Patriots game is a pretty good one.

Pretty sad that no major network will break into coverage with his news of a Trump invasion of a Democratic city.

Like I always say, never run out of homemade pickled onions. Recipe in alt text

Over/under on a Diddy pardon?

Pretty sure Mark Wahlberg hasn’t passed up a paying gig in a while.

Just bought a new car for son. Sick to my stomach. lol

Having to watch porn using my work vpn is not optimal.

Tried this. Tasted like pee.

Just remembered a time when I was a young lad and I wrote a sternly worded, handwritten letter to Tostitos because their ‘touch of lime’ chips were too limey. I did get a dollar off coupon on my next bag.

Game changer

If the government shuts down, all of the news should shut down as well. I could use some peace and quiet.

Shut.it.down

The real national emergency are the friends we made along the way

They should have had Lee Greenwood perform the SB halftime show. He could just play Proud to be an American six times.

I’m embarrassed that someone has to review my expense reports only to find that I eat Wendy’s breakfast.

Why didn’t they stick Charlie Kirk into one of these?