How many of us have caved and turned our heat on by now?

Making poor girl mimosas with boxed wine and orange juice. Happy Saturday!

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I am begging Canadians to understand that Canada Post, like public transit, should not be a business - it's a service. Canada Post is a lifeline for rural, remote and Northern communities and overall, we need to re-evaluate why people think they "need" random shit delivered ASAP.

Successfully used my mandolin slicer without any finger loss. Please applaud

Would give all the good people here flowers here if I could, but you'll have to settle for my little messy bouquet of painted ones. ❤️🌼🌸

The soup/sandwich combo is unmatched

As seen in Kits today

Anti-suffrage postcard from my collection, copyright 1909 and mailed 1912.

Hi friends! Do I know anyone who can help out?

Hi friends! Do I know anyone who can help out?

You can't run away from your feelings. They have the same legs as you.

Idea: Putting a strong magnet on a metal detector so you don't have to dig around

Legalize wheezing the juice.

Reactivated my alt Twitter account because I just miss the sloppy trash takes and drama.

How I'm vibing this morning

I heard someone say not to feel bad for eating a whole pizza because a pizza is just a charcuterie board that has been baked and that has changed my entire perspective.

Oh hello there

Happy New Couch Day to those who celebrate!

hey folks, any donations this week will help me fund going back out to California to establish things with the VA for housing, everyone sharing and boosting, thank you so much, we could really use a donation for that trip, earnestly, I appreciate any help—- I’m excited to see the west coast again

There were no screens in any of the windows when we moved in and the landlord gave us the contact for a guy who could do them. He has canceled, no-showed, and canceled again. And we can't just hire someone ourselves because we won't be reimbursed.

There are only 5 people in the office today and I think there could be only 4.

Hehehehe

I will embrace my grey hairs. I will not pluck out my grey hairs. I will embrace my grey hairs. I will not pluck out my grey hairs. I will embrace my grey hairs. I will not pluck out my grey hairs. I will embrace my grey hairs. I will not pluck out my grey hairs.

It's going to be a hot week. Please be mindful of your pets. Don't leave them outside unattended. Do not leave them in parked cars. I will smash windows if I need to.

Uniformed police have no business at Pride.

My birthday is tomorrow. Just saying.

My birthday is tomorrow and if you haven't sent me a present that's okay. I'll also accept cash.

Super bummed that I can't go on my annual birthday weekend roadtrip this year.

My birthday is in 3 days so there's still time to send me presents if you haven't yet.

It's wild to me that Canadians are still willing to travel to the US.

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It literally costs you nothing to use alt text, people.

Someone took down some of the panels from the billboard. But they are getting reprinted. Donation link: www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-ge...

I'm actually a lot funnier than people give me credit for

Wine straight from the bottle in the tub kinda night

Keep your eyes open, folks.

Cruising around dropping off books at Little Libraries today.

Having a Hurricane with my name is honestly the best early birthday present i could have asked for

I hate to ask ... But my money situation is kinda dire right now Paypal.me/quitabunnies Help?

Update: I hadn't seen any of the 3 of them for days and now they are all back like nothing ever happened

One of my tetras went missing from my tank the other day and its tiny body was found on the floor. And now the other 3 that I had in there have also gone missing so I'm thinking suicide pact?

Update: TTPD is mid at best

New TS was just announced so I'm going to listen to TTPD again just to make sure I still hate it before deciding to get excited for this one.

Homemade pierogi pizza for dinner. Yes please.

Did you know that Nick and I were honked & FAR too close passed on Sat night? Well you do now. We were in a shared street (paint on ground) & a LARGE SUV blared on the horn as he close passed us approaching a curb extension. Startling and extremely dangerous. Anti-bike rhetoric will kill someone.