Nothing has been more accurate

This extreme weather warning is... kinda nothing... right?

My baby niece is graduating high school today which doesn't even make sense because she's just a baby.

If you've never grilled your pb&j what are you even doing

1659 painting by Elisabetta Sirani depicting Timocleia of Thebes pushing the Thracian captain who raped her into a well #womensart

Happy Father's Day to all the big poppas out there. Remember to put your hands in the air if you is a true player.

Off to the fair! No one need me this weekend. I'll be busy(drunk).

You asked if you could help, here's my Wishlist. I think only Canadians can buy things off of it. Amazon's annoying rules. Don't have cash apps in Canada, best I can do is PayPal for international friends. 1/2 (Second Part Below) www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/... PayPal - paypal.me/lramoutar

Tipsy off malbec is exactly how I needed my 5 day weekend to start.

Haircut booked for July 3rd and if this place refuses to give me bangs like the last 2 I will do it myself.

Update❤️

It's been a good weekend.

Where is Erin today?

This>Work

Hey Shuffle, it's my Friday. How are we vibing this weekend?? Shuffle:

Update:

Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol is a perfect song.

paypal.me/quitabunnies Okay, I have her permission- I'm using my paypal cos she doesn't have one - but if you're canadian, I can send you her email address in DMs

In other news, I decided to grow a mango tree

Louise V Durham, stained glass and driftwood sculpture, Shoreham by Sea, UK #WomensArt

Update: I'm still afraid of thunder

Grocery stores should sell caramelized onions so I dont have to spend an hour doing it myself.

Happy Pride Eve! Don't forget to leave out milk and cookies for Queen Latifah.

Making sure the neighbors know who we are tonight.

My printer dying at 2pm on a Friday means I can go home early, right?

Duct taping my bumper back together #justgirlythings💅

Tom Waits. That's all.

Getting invited to a Swearing-In-Ceremony certainly wasn't on my 2026 Bingo Card but these are wild times.

Fingered my ear because it was itching Could say I had aural sex

Out driving: Me - Are those bee boxes? K - ... those are cows. Me - I meant beef boxes. K - ... Me - That's what I call cows. K - ...

Some beer is going to get patioed so hard when I'm done work.

Me: I haven't been sleeping well this week Life: Oh! Well here's some personal tragedy! You'll sleep better after a good cry. Me: .... Life:😃

Repair men show up on time or text me to let me know they'll be late challenge (impossible)

This is my villain origin story

Boyfriend annoying me on his birthday: Me - You're sure becoming a pest in your old age. K - Yea my pesticles dropped.

I made it to page 80 before I needed to do anything... I'll probably finish this book today

Post-Tax Season Game! Let's see how many pages I can get through of the new book before someone gives me something to do. Give me your best guess!

Bender Bending Rodriguez and it's not even close.

Look, I'm not saying is got wine drunk in my bathtub at 6pm watching Steel Magnolias.... I don't have a follow up to that

Ignore the bird, follow the river!

Looks like springtime has finally arrived 💚

I will not order lunch. I will not order lunch. I. Will. Not. Order. Lunch.

When I say no to something, I often get back a message thanking me for just responding, even negatively. I'm guessing a lot of you have mailboxes full of invitations and requests you know you'll probably turn down but haven't pulled the trigger. Just say no. They'll appreciate it.

Seeing a cyber truck in the wild of genuinely upsetting

There's less blood on the floor than I was expecting. (Me at a hardcore show)

Top 15??? Buffy (obvies) Bobs Burgers Futurama CSI (but only until the loml Gil Grissom leaves) The Walking Dead Bojack Horseman Golden Girls Archer The original Twilight Zone Grey's Anatomy Seinfeld The Simpsons ... what else is there??

Raise your hand if you've ever had 3 boys plucking your leg hair 🙋‍♀️