I survived and I'm eating a huge boule of bread holding it with both hands

I gotta get out all those thiel jokes out of my system quick before they make it a crime punishable by death in here

welp time is up and I spent it all posting on the internet. Let's see what we managed to ingest: -150ml of water -1 cup of coffee -8 kcal of sugar -100ml of skim milk (40 kcal) I think we are off to a good 6 hrs considering i don't have dinner either

i'm trying to have as many calories in the morning as possible so I don't die during the 6 hr fasting aaaaand im already full after one coffee with 2grams of sugar. i'm fucked.

I love deleting posts because the replies get all the random freaks from the discover tab

This is what I'm saying. Why are you playing where in the world is Carmen San Diego with the WW2 Nazis when you have actual gamergate Nazis walking around your local walmart and running for senate

Uhhh should I worry because tech billionaires want to live in Argentina?

Damn I want to go to a con and act like I'm somebody

I still need a couple more recs because I can't play games if there aren't at least 100 to choose from

People don't even deep fry their memes for comedic effect. They don't even crank up the saturation. It's a lost art.

Bom dia🐀

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Can I get recs for games that make good use of a controller and blow my head up for a couple of hours?

I don't know you guys but being a big celebrity and burning up all goodwill for you must feel really good

Obviously I try not to take it personally. but I just want to be everyone's friend and subject them to my radical ideology + dog updates

Probably not super great for my mental health that I use social media to socialize and I get unfollowed for you guessed it posting too much

hellooo world. I am looking to raise a bit of coin as the first is right around the corner & we have some urgent needs that need to be met 😕 looking to raise a total of at least $89 to assist w/ an urgent bill. any & all assistance w/ this would be greatly appreciated 💙 TY $KyngVee0 Venmo: KyngVee

I did my best but my teaching days are WAYYYY behind. I was struggling to find words that weren't "then you do the right thing and don't do the wrong thing"

Welcome to The Dungeon That Tops You, now available in early access on Itch.io sandypuggames.itch.io/the-dungeon-...

Still thinking about him

Google how do I get into a quick coma until my payment clears

I just got a missing part for an old controller i had laying around for a decade or more and I feel complete now

actually, making materials to teach non designers how to use indesign is kinda really difficult lol

Doggy update: she loves walks now and likes to dance 🐶

Hey man are you going to visicon. Nah sorry I'm attending CONtankerous. Oi mate here in the UK we only have draCON in shert, and pentacon in dullton. God I wish I lived near goocon

Okay people you are just making up those convention names

My phone reminded me of this old meme I posted 4 years ago

I'm glad you like my memes it's the only non-work creative release I have because I don't know how to balance my life

The Don't Worry Guys is now a print, per request www.inprnt.com/gallery/kati...

I'm going to shame my mutual here for a second and say: sauce only no cheese pizza is awesome

This but with large robot legs and arms

Evangelion but they abolished the concept of family so the spirit of Freud no longer controls the narrative and nothing bad happens anymore. They get to keep the octahedron as a pet

Ok imagine this: mechas BUT Nothing fucked up is happening inside of the cockpit. Yeah just normal guy inside piloting the thing. There's not even a war or anything going on outside either. It's all advanced forklift techniques.

Let's fall in love in hyper space #myart #OCart

Quick silly sketch

My phone reminded me of this old meme I posted 4 years ago

It must be such a whiplash for so many of my followers to see me being consistently happy and cheerful on the timeline. Don't worry, I still have lots of hate in my heart.

Making things feels so good when you are not getting paid 300 bucks for work that stretches out for months of back and forths

Graphic Design is my passion. Contact and Portfolio at: lonearchivist.com

Revisions were created by the devil. Probably right after hell was built.

Reference sheet I finished some weeks ago 💜 commissioned by @balefirephoenix.bsky.social #myart #furryart #kobold

Come on commission my partner come on 🤌🤌🤌

So far I got nothing queued for next month I can do a variety of styles and they're all bangers~

Saiu na Folha @folha.com

Man the piss-yellow filter can't hide that the place still smells of Werther's originals. In fact the synesthesia enhances it. I can still hear her CPAP machine going in the corner. The cupboard is probably full of little Jesus figurines. You didn't even clean up the mummified poodle remains.

I love looking for apartments now that 50% of pictures are AI enhanced. Its cool that you asked the computer to show you how your grandma's forever flat would look if you had done ANY repairs or furnishing after she died 3 days ago. It looks so cozy once you hide her dentures lying on the floor

I love 3D modeling I love graphic design. No I never leave my home why do you ask

When the world seems too crazy, I try to think what the fish from nuclear throne would say and it usually is "fläshyn" which doesn't help a lot most of the times

Bom dia, fish can roll

my lil contract ends soon so i’ll be back to having Zero income would love to have Not Zero income but in the meantime i’ve got a couple over personal projects i’m going to ramp up on (including some Bimbo updates)