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It’s kinda funny that basically every early criticism people made of bringing other IPs into Magic came true

It's really weird that a standard set released last week and the pro tour happening right now is PT Different Set.

These are not cards designed for players. These are cards designed for shareholders.

I gotta know what the vibes are like in the WotC office when they get news that they've signed a new brand deal

Dwight Schrute Secret Lair is kind of the opposite of Cellar Door to me.

I'm going to cast a removal spell on myself.

It's so weird to me that Magic used to be one of if not the biggest thing in my life and now it's just a thing that mostly makes me sad to see.

I think it's cowardly when tiktok AMV's have 70% of the screen covered by the lyrics to the song they're putting under it but then they change the lyrics so the specifics match with the visuals. I know they're on TikTok but what's the point of creation if you don't trust the audience the tiniest bit

4/7 Universes Beyond sets next year. I'm so tired.

In addition to the #MTGStrixhaven web fiction there will be a full novel set in the school of Strixhaven penned by Seanan McGuire! Omens of Chaos is a YA novel set at Strixhaven about the first-ever class of interplanar students who have journeyed to the school via Omenpath.

The idea that I could have a microphone On And Broadcasting Somewhere Without My Knowledge at any given time is my biggest Paranoid But Not As Paranoid As You Might Think intrusive worries. I'm constantly aware of my phone in my pocket and like 7 separate microphones that all live in my office

The reason why Revengeance is my favorite Metal Gear is because it acknowledges that there's some pretty good parts of MGS4, takes just those bits, then dabs on the game by making its themes coherent and more prescient.

a bunch of us are on call with Sam for Hades 2! Join us!

I don't know what Riley is making me do and I'm worried about it. Please come help me... Dance? Like a dog? Also it happening at 7:30est because we note things in the right time zone around here.

Gen V being way worse at the same time Amazon Prime Video is getting way worse is a really bad one two punch

Sometimes you read an article that makes you feel like... idk... 15 years ago, some of us got on an express train and saw what was on the tracks ahead. And now we're on a call to the people on the slower train, now approaching, and they cannot comprehend the landscapes we describe as familiar.

I hate it when I can tell my therapist hasn't been listening to my podcast guest appearances.

Fire Emblem RTS Among Us is a phrase made in a lab to give me a migraine

i think this picture, from a public promo stream for a video games starring one of the most popular comic book characters of all time owned by the disney corporation, should be used on every single story about storefronts taking down lgbt content

I don't think PlayStation gets enough shit for locking buying games in their back catalogue behind a subscription service.

Can someone who has Metal Gear Solid Delta answer a quick question for me? How does saving work in the remake? Would I be able to keep a save before each boss fight on the save run?

This may have been the most insane and incoherent four days of his presidency. Tylenol, the U.N., I hate my opponents, other countries are going to hell, this escalator's broken, I'm mad at a TV comedian, I like Ukraine now. It really feels as if some minimal tether to reality has snapped.

This actually just makes me feel like this site is super tiny

So glad that Baby Steps is a polarizing one because it should be! We spend a lot of time talking about friction in games, but only really considering how it relates to a "hard" boss fight that's built to be beaten. Baby Steps pushes you to defend that idea outside of gratifying action.

Listen. First off, cokelike is a misnomer because that genre was ORIGINALLY Kolacore before Coke took all the market share. Second, Dr. Pepper has a lot of traditional indie rootbrew characteristics despite being a AAA beverage with a AAA budget, though tbh it’s just cornslop at the end of the day

for all the flapping about Uncommitted during the primary it has always been the Blue Dog centrist types who are most disloyal to the party

Or you can just get The Onion.

So, like, she was just lying during her campaign? Calculated that appearing in lockstep with Biden was more important than demonstrably-vital voter blocs? Too demure? What's the takeaway supposed to be, here!

lmfao

Conservatives love to encounter a very basic tenet of Christianity that's incompatible with conservatism and go "this sounds like something my BITCH WIFE made up"

Kamala Harris on MSNBC now saying she “always believed titans of industry” would be guardrails for democracy but now—shocker—she reports that turns out they’re not. Only, she still’s waiting! “At some point they’ve got to stand up.” This kind of willful naïveté & denial doesn’t need airtime.

If you've enjoyed pretty much any stream Moonshot has put on in the past ~2 years, you have Paddington to thank for it.

*taps the sign* bdsmovement.net/news/boycott...

Thought I was getting raptured but I just stood up too fast and didn't eat enough iron

For 50 seconds I thought the rapture was going to happen and my first thought was I won't have to go to work on Wednesday

The thing is that a truly loving God wouldn't rapture his people before they got to see how One Piece ends.

Honestly if the rapture was this week it'd probably solve a lot of my problems. Low-key rooting for it whichever direction I go.

Have you watched a Moonshot charity fundraiser stream in the past 3 years? We want to hear YOUR opinions on the way we structure donation milestones and incentives! All you have to do is take this brief viewer survey. forms.gle/Ugjub2xahMPB...

Digimon Trading Card Game YouTuber uploaded a Charlie Kirk Memorial Video

This is exactly backwards. From the beginning, Kirk was the beneficiary of a large and highly organized network of dark money donors who were looking for a spokesman. No way he would have done what he did without patrons like Montgomery and Uihlein. Kirk didn't make money - money made Kirk.

there is a point here i want to amplify. the free speech defenders of the mainstream seem to have no awareness that actual free speech is often more fractious and destabilizing than civil and respectful. a society where speech is genuinely free isn’t the deferential space they want it to be.

Saying something isn't for you is fine for the average person but as a critic/pundit your job is to say why something isn't for you if that's the case. Telling a critic to "just say X" is an attempt to stymie discussion that might skew negative.

First person who makes a Peacemaker fancam to Suicidal Thoughts by The Notorious B.I.G. is gonna get at least 30 likes.

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.