i hate when someone gets the drop on me by applying a poison debuff, and then follows it up with some special move that makes me take the damage over time effect all at once

This actually happened to a friend of mine

I still miss her…

Why has society regressed so much? Pretty obvious it was not building cars with the ability to jump and grind onto highway dividers so they could get a little boost when they hop off and to also avoid item attacks

we were meant to live for so much more . half we lost ourselves ?

Who is Brak?

No, I am not balding; I am just working on a really good Walton Goggins cosplay

"This hasn't aged well" Buddy, do I have horrible news for you about how time works

#watercolor #stilllife #kamenrider #getterrobo

The joy of having two cats as pets is even if they lived together their entire lives, every once in a while one cat will enter the room with the other cat will dart up and give a look that says "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

I'm glad the 12 foot skeletons will return from migration soon

Easily the best cokelike

Walking by a bar in Lincoln Square and pointing like a kid at this sign as I yell “that’s my friend @yuzupool.bsky.social from the internet!”

I remembered that I should draw more and whipped together a really fun promo poster for @thirstforadventure.bsky.social's upcoming GOBFEST this Tuesday, September 30th 2025 at 7 PM for Lincoln Lodge's Future of Comedy fest. Tickets in da link www.eventbrite.com/e/thirst-for...

Bro you can’t give up. You were born in a world that has onions AND garlic. You gotta hang in there it's worth it

The boys have been busy in the lab with apes lately and we've been really impressed. They've been making flame apes, magma apes, napalm apes... I'll be honest, most of the ape innovations have been fire based but the boys are really crushing it regardless

I remembered that I should draw more and whipped together a really fun promo poster for @thirstforadventure.bsky.social's upcoming GOBFEST this Tuesday, September 30th 2025 at 7 PM for Lincoln Lodge's Future of Comedy fest. Tickets in da link www.eventbrite.com/e/thirst-for...

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Every time I see a picture of Kash Patel, it looks like he's losing the war on drugs but on a personal level

Fun story this morning. I spoke with Curtis Evans, the retired Marine in the viral photo below who took part in the anti-ICE protest at Broadview. He's a thoughtful guy, well read and with a dry sense of humor. Story @taskandpurpose.com taskandpurpose.com/news/marine-...

Keep thinking about how funny and impossible it’ll be to explain Dick Tracy Special: Tracy Zooms In to anyone in a decade or two

The Mandalorian AND Grogu? In THIS economy?

Got room for one more?

I beg of you, please, do not make me have to defend Bill Maher from government censorship

When my T4T homies decide to tie the knot

It's a shame Huell Howser didn't get to go to the moon.

Seeing the difference between adult Harry Potter fans and Disney adults has been refreshing. For years, been hearing Potter fans make up convoluted excuses on how JK Rowling isn’t getting their money vs Disney fans being like “I’ll cancel my shit instantly. Fuck it, I’ll behead the mouse if needed”

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

comic i made about being in a relationship with salacious b. crumb and forgot to post

Don’t know how to explain it but if I had to imagine a white guy with the most thoroughly average and slightly depressing dick game, it’d be Theo Von’s face. Like if I had never seen what he looked like, it’d still be that face every time

Yeah I’m gengarqueer. I want him to take that big wet tongue and [THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN BANNED FOR VIOLATING BLUESKY’S TERMS OF SERVICE]

It's so funny to see companies learning that most people will act in accordance with their values but most of us just aren't as annoying about it as conservatives are

Shitting the bed so hard that it feels like it’s a kink you’d be banned for on this site

This is entirely why @podzooky.bsky.social exists. Hands down will always recommend the VERY specific and insane Hanuman and the Five Riders. It’s an unauthorized adaption of a pre-existing Kamen Rider movie filmed in Thailand and goes places you can barely imagine youtu.be/yOSSptr3MZo?...

As I told @newrepublic.com, "Once last week, twice today, ICE has picked me up and thrown me on the ground. Honestly, it doesn’t compare to what our neighbors who are trapped inside the Broadview processing facility are going through. They’re committing crimes against humanity there."

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

I read this paper which argues that it’s bullshit and we should stop ascribing humanity with the term hallucinations and it’s perfect. www.psypost.org/scholars-ai-...

Also let's stop saying generative AI is the tool of fascists. It's the tool of dipshits since all fascists are inherently dipshits

Can we stop calling it AI Hallucinations? That makes it sound like a computer did mushrooms and told a bunch of dipshits that squirrels share a telepathic link with god (which sounds way cooler than google AI telling you that Death Cap Mushrooms are actually very edible)

Proud to say that’s my Alderman out there, doing the work

could not leave my spammy sketch alone and accidentally rendered him #spamton g deltarune

Hell yeah

You can declare yourself a Friend To All Bugs at any time. It does wonders for one's appreciation of nature and also eventually allows you to call on them in hours of need

B-b-b-bonus Thirst for Adventure this month as we return to Gobfest on September 30th at the Lincoln Lodge during the Future of Comedy Festival at 7 PM. Ticket link below but last year was nuts so this year DOUBLE THE NUTS www.eventbrite.com/e/thirst-for...

if your mental image of the word "wizard" is anything that would NOT be airbrushed on the side of a kickass van, someone has failed you

Quick, burn all your Antifa membership cards. I'm havin' Pete climb the tree and take the clubhouse down. And don't do the secret handshake in public and whatnot!

Still trying to figure out which I’ll see more of in my life time: American economic collapses or Muppet Show reboots

How did you young fucks not figure out how to pirate or steal things online? Never has there been a more important time for this

If a handful of people got fired for Kirk posts online, about half of the nation will lose their jobs when Trump kicks the bucket