i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET

We're over $600 now for Trans Lifeline!!! Get in here!!

I forgot how cropped this sweater is until I raised my arm and became acutely aware of how insufferable I’m going to be when this tattoo is done.

Okay sorry one more shot:

Unfortunately it did save my boss a ton of time to use chatgpt to do his work and he will learn nothing from this, while I have to completely rewrite slop.

holy roman empire is too kind, LA is actually 20 HOAs in a trenchcoat

People keep trying to diagnose Trump based on the wine-colored stain on his hand without considering the obvious answer. (It is a metaphorical representation of his sin he cannot scrub out no matter how hard he tries.)

Under Woke II we are unionizing the dick sucking factory

About to be insufferable because I added art history as a minor (it turns out I had the credits already)

I had no idea they had that kind of technology

Semester started up again which means I will be back to being either extremely online or extremely offline.

It’s the best and worst day: I get to/have to take the tegaderm off, including a big ass piece covering my underboob.

to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe

found it, all timer good post combo

The new Wuthering Heights seems great because we deserve terrible movies by women, I have absolutely no desire to watch it, but also every song Charli xcx has released so far of the soundtrack could not be more precisely tailored to be what I crave in music this year.

Beingn alive in America 2k26

yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,

Guess what? It’s FUCKED UP BUGS tattoo day!!

Crashing at a friend’s house this weekend while they are out of town and imagining a world in which I could buy generic scratchy toilet paper without concern.

I understand the tactic of pointing out that trans kid sports bans are cruel and wrong because target like three kids, but let's be clear that if 50%, 70%, 90% of kids were trans and they were dominating every single sport they tried the bans would still be cruel and wrong

I've been helping out the 6 year old with a game she's playing and I keep having to draw things for it and would you believe going to art school and taking things like "Drawing 1" has made me better at basic drawing?

I had to attend a board meeting yesterday where a company owner bragged about how he forced his graphic designer “who is morally opposed to ai because it will destroy the planet. true. take her job. also true.” to take an “ai training” with callous cruelty.

Another reason not to fetishize unions - unions are what we make them.

I’m finally ready to make my lace armor.

diet sprite should be as ubiquitous as diet coke. it's weird that we replicated the red/white wine model with sodas and then never popularized its chardonnay

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

2-minute comic

After successfully achieving my goal of not hate reading for a year, this year my objective is the virtually impossible “drink water every day”

We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

remember when they woke up gargoyles after 1000 years to send them on a quest for a 3.5” floppy disk. Girl it’s a trick!! Xanatos already has CF slots!!!

The new year starts off on a high note for me. I'll be the announcer for the inauguration of Zohran Mamdani as the next mayor of the City of New York.

Women *applause* with big swords *rapturous applause* that talk to them *standing ovation*

Attempting to explain AO3

My 6 year old is really into Lego Friends and I had not thought about how much nicer the idea of infrastructure was vs Lego City’s police state until this video. She just built a music shop!

mike fossey had a million good tweets but this is probably the one i think about the most, doing woodworking post-2010ish

One of the best to ever do it

The finest pharmacists in the Klingon Empire have succeeded where others failed

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

I made art I like in art school and decided it did not matter that social media appreciated it less than the pieces that were less personally interesting to me.

Rhasan got me a set of lovely linocut/woodcut tools and they are so nice to use.

are you telling me these famous libertarians are bad people

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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

You know who was great? Claudia Cardinale. Terrific actress, fine human being, never became a fascist. Also extraordinarily beautiful. She was a feminist and a UNESCO goodwill ambassador. She died earlier this year. Just remembering her today for no particular reason.

I did not hate read any Sarah J Maas books.

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

We got the 6 year old’s room clean and she spontaneously selected 2/3 of her stuffed animals to be donated, which I also managed to do this morning. Now, if I can just clean up my studio, I’ll have a clean house.