BOOK OUT

Nobody does “you preordered a book months ago and we will not ship it until release” like Barnes & Noble.

Every god damn day with this

I’m taking a stained glass class this summer and this is my current project.

Sigourney Weaver didn't sink a half-court basketball shot over her shoulder in Alien Resurrection so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

On my way to start a new giant tattoo project (full hairline to bottom of my ass backpiece) today. Yesterday I got a cute little oyster friend tattoo (my first ever friend tattoo!) with @whitneyarner.bsky.social

please, do the right thing

The funniest thing that’s happened today is my mother white guilt buying Rhasan a new ice machine for Juneteenth.

whenever anyone I know admits to using ChatGPT this appears above my head

made a janky little finger-typed graphic about this using my human words and art made by a real person

see the minute you as an asian woman say anything except unrelenting positivity about the industry termites come crawling out of the woodwork to call you a bitch and say you should be grateful for crumbs. good for her. $300/day is obscene actually

Even though I know it takes all day to get my hair done, every single time I think “oh this time I’ll be done at like 3pm!” and every time I’m wrong

Rolled up to kid dropoff with a regular ceramic mug because I can’t find my travel mug and got multiple compliments, thus proving that my personal brand is exactly as chaotic as I thought it was.

A weird thing about living in a rural area is that my career skillset means I get headhunted any time someone needs something accounting related and sometimes the jobs are so comically not what I do that when I politely decline it's obvious they were just hoping I might have considered.

We have the best conversations explaining things to our 7 year old when books introduce ideas that aren't current and we get to explain that things have changed and this is how they used to work.

I am going to a museum later and I am going to read every placard and be the best visitor the museum has ever had. No one is better at museum than me.

For {redacted reasons since bluesky doesn’t have private accounts} my horoscopes choosing violence today is the funniest thing imaginable.

Eva is back in action at the park (GROCERY DAY JUNE 7TH) but we've had to reopen this GoFundMe due to Complications with TEETH www.gofundme.com/f/support-a-...?

I’m eating a potato chorizo burrito at the hotel in San Diego and I could weep my*lives in Vermont* at how much better the viable minimum burrito is here than the places people try to tell me are good at home.

I got an A in advanced drawing and now I can make pictures like this so Rhasan can find the tooth fairy loot after the 7 year old lost her 3rd tooth this week.

My kid had to go to the pediatric ophthalmologist yesterday. A resident did the first exam then the ophthalmologist did one. The kid was talking about the appointment and couldn’t figure out what a resident was. We started explaining and then kid said “OH LIKE AN APPRENTICE”

We are hosting a kid birthday party at the kid’s museum today and it’s nice and low key because they have a scavenger hunt that Rhasan is leading so I’m hanging out in an empty room listening to the 1D and K-Pop Demon Hunters playlist while I read on my phone.

Played my 7 year old I Write Sins Not Tragedies this morning because it felt like she would love it and Rhasan said “i mean i guess she might” and as soon as the chorus started he was belting it out.

Thanks to Katie Carr on Threads, I just learned: in 1996, the cast of the newly-launched “Star Trek: Voyager” got together to do a feature for Parade magazine about the power of late-’90s technology. Behold its fabulously unhinged glory. 1/

Finished the armor study I've been working on all semester.

I had a moment a few weeks ago where I was thinking about how I probably am doing too much for my art classes, and immediately after that thought got an email that I won an award for contributions to my art program, thus confirming my suspicions.

-1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP me sewing a garment with pins

Always love to be reminded of this. A lot of it was hand-stitched too. Really amazing, precise work. Women’s work is so often minimised and forgotten.

Gravelord Nito slaying in this number on the red carpet at the Met Gala

i did not endure years of the unfunniest people parroting charlie the unicorn for people to now be saying this

I still love WORM SWORD with my whole soul but today I am swole up and I can not wait until the ritual is complete and we are one.

WORM SWORD 🪱 ⚔️

guess what day it is?!?!

I am learning that the bluski tech guy who blocked hundreds of thousands of users by following an ai haters list is also the guy who dunked his phone in the pool after it overheated

hello to everyone else included in the "anti-ai ai haters" blocklist the technical advisor of bluesky just followed 🫡 it's an honor just to be nominated

Nothing more delightful than discovering both my main and my just filled with art by pornographers of bluesky accounts are correctly flagged as ai haters.

this dog's single function in life is to extract the maximum number of pets from every human

Anyhow I accidentally spent 9 hours on the homework I had due today and did not get caught up on anything else or do my dishes.

One of my coworkers left this week to work for a nonprofit who helps companies get defense contracts and he seemed shocked when I said I did not care that they were paying double what I make I have ethical boundaries.

"The bad arguments on bluesky have caused me to become pro ai" not me. I will never let s bad post harm my mind

petition to rename the toronto raptors (named for a movie craze with no relation to canada, dumb mascot isn’t even a raptor it’s a t-rex) to the toronto raptors (the bird of prey, many of which are native to ontario, the mascot could be a great horned owl which is fucking beautiful, go birds)

bless Scaachi embedded.substack.com/p/my-interne...

Their fryer

We got a new air fryer today and Rhasan said “where’re we going to put this little guy?” and the almost 7 year old chimed up loudly “IT COULD BE A THEY OR THEM” and that’s how I ended up with a nonbinary air fryer.

Hey #PortfolioDay! I'm Madeleine, an illustrator and concept artist from Sweden. I love to paint anything historical and fantasy with pretty light. Would love to make more book covers!✨ 🌐 madeleinefjall.com ✉️ [email protected]

immersing ourselves in the sophisticated art culture of new york city