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"She's well trained."

Consider: blocking people who post machine-extruded images instead of reposting their garbage to make weak fun of it

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I like it when comics are good

Joke's on all of you: I almost never get up before 8:30 anyhow

Mickey is abducted by the BTK killer and accomplice

I’m still not on board with Mickey Moose living in “Mouston.” Mickey Mouse lives in Burbank!

I feel like people used to strike up conversations more on planes. Glad they’ve mostly knocked that shit off.

people in my neighborhood are still setting off fireworks let it go, guys it's over

I've been in that phase of depression where I don't feel bad or anything but doing any more than getting out of bed, putting on pants, and MAYBE taking a shower feels like an insurmountable task

I'd like to have a nice soap dispenser in my bathroom but the ones I see at the store all have the spout aimed straight out, so when you place your hand under the spout and press down on the pump, it shoots the soap out at a 90° angle and gets it all over your shirt

Everyone keeps saying Possession is their favorite Sam Neill film but I found that movie to be deeply, deeply unpleasant

Common mistake. Actually, Skeletor lives on Snake Mountain. The Sorceress lives in Castle Grayskull.

I have finally gotten all the empty moving boxes out with the recycling. This will hold true for another day or two until I unpack more boxes

every democratic voter: We are happy that Lindsey Graham is dead and take pleasure in celebrating his demise every democratic politician: Lindsey Graham was the greatest of men; a beloved friend and colleague, and I will mourn his passing

regardless, I'm glad he's dead, in Hell, and being tormented by devils

Conspiracy theory: Lindsay Graham was killed in a secret message to Graham Platner? I'm gonna Da Vinci Code this.

I just read that Lindsey Graham died. Now we're never going to find out what his whole deal was

Mouseland in Portland! Come see a collection of mousy vignettes on display this month at Green Bean Books! 1600 NE Alberta St. Portland OR

Was able to take some pics of this in situ at the art show!

Dead Island 2 was on sale for seven dollars and I stayed up too late last night playing it

I'm actually pretty okay with Eega spiraling into the Arctic Ocean

Why do so many people take selfies in their cars?

They’re pretending Mitch McConnell is still alive so they can collect his Social Security.

There's a guy on Craigslist who's been trying to give away a broken alternator for a 1995 Ford van for like a month. I admire the persistence

I bought the big Humble Bundle with all the CSP brushes and stuff and some of the nonsense that came in the "3d pose pack" is baffling.

Hi, this is something that actually happened to me because I am a real life Mr Bean I guess

As someone who actually got to be in a Portlandia sketch, man I really hated that show and everyone involved. To this day I get instantly repulsed whenever Fred Armisen unexpectedly shows up in anything -- which happens A LOT.

This is the most fun thing in the entire world tbh!!! Digging really deep into all my childhood influences and throwing it all into a blender to figure out this design for my guy Darwyn!

They remade the pirate Assassin's Creed but I haven't even started the Egyptian one, the Viking one, or the remastered Minuteman one

This woman's shoulders are incredible

The most striking thing about this article to me is the way it treats the party leadership choosing candidates instead of voters as the normal way to do things

I bought a 98¢ light switch at Home Depot yesterday and the machine gave me a nickel in change from a dollar. I think I got a three-cent cash discount because they stopped making pennies

I think it would be fun to have a signed, framed photograph of Mayor McCheese on my wall

(You should probably listen to trans people telling you about Newsom before you get embarrassed twice.)

I figured I’d do a quick, easy install of a wifi module in my garage light switch but when I opened the box up the switch casing is broken so I guess I’m going to the hardware store and spending all afternoon on this

My goal is to obtain both a kayak and compound miter saw for free off Craigslist or facebook marketplace this summer

I dont like showing off things I’m working on early but Im rather proud of this lettering and cant wait to ink and refine it

I am completely in favor of expelling all the rapists, inside traders, embezzlers, special favor-givers, bribe-takers, and assorted criminals from congress and replacing them with people who aren't those things

I don't know why everyone is being so mean to Charlie Kirk. Today marks 300 days since he last said something racist! I'm so proud of him. He's really changed for the better.

I just hope both teams have fun

I'm trying to move to within an hour of New Haven, CT. Escaping red states for good w/ my kid off to Yale. CT offers housing assist. for folks on SSDI w/ Parkinson's but I gotta be living there to apply. Holler if you know a room/sofa I can rent short-term starting late Aug: [email protected]

she looks so cool in this photo

It was impossible to photograph the glass in the afternoon light, but here's how the window painting turned out.

You can just make yourself a birthday cake any time you like. You're allowed to. Nobody can stop you

X-Men '97 Season 2 has been killer so far! Resharing an X-Men double page spread I did back in 2022

I think I'll spend my holiday tomorrow trying to get my head around Fusion 360

I don't hate fireworks, per se, but I do hate that people like to set them off well into the night for like a week either side of Independence Day while I am trying to sleep