The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌

i love him so much

Don’t pick up the phone please, I’m trying to transmit a signal

to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game

Another Conway tale, though he’s a side character in this one: I had an English teacher Mr. L who was my sworn enemy. He absolutely hated me, & would find any reason to send me out of class to go sit in the hallway. Most commonly if I told a joke that garnered more laughter than his previous joke

omw

as a neurodivergent & also weird kid school was hell for me, though these days I struggle to remember the names of all the teachers who bullied me. But the three that treated me like a person have never left me. Now more than ever, I hope you all try your best to stay unsquishable!

Dog Food ❌ Our Food ✅

Cheer up, big guy!

Owww

Which lil babie would YOU choose to help grow up big n strong??!?!

This kid's gotta be old enough to be posting online by now, and although she's probably just posting ai art, i'm holding out hope that she's a high profile grifter convincing stay at home moms to chug wood pulp or something... God speed ya little liar...

🗿 don’t laugh at me

This video garnered thousands of comments on TikTok pondering what he’s doing his b-man blast at— fleas, eye floaters, laser pointer mental illness, his reflection, im forcing him with electroshocks… only I know the truth. I’ll never tell them. (It’s a gnat)

Putting those thangs on, getting up to some nonsense

A wee dollop

my own personal "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY??" type moment

Got room for one more?

Soup vs. The Enemy 🏃‍♂️💨

Horsie :))

Just got back from the vet. The vet and I got on the ground to give Soup her shots (the vet is always super deadpan and serious) and she goes “here’s the rabies shot…” and then farted massively and went “and I just farted… here’s the bordetella…” I didn’t even have time to process it. It was AWESOME

Just What Will Backyard Breeders Think Of Next!? 🤯🤑 A thread! 🧵(1/3)

What have I done…

Mleh!

Swan Mom shares her opinions on my various artworks 🦢🎨

Gang’s hard at work making sure no one takes a single seed from our stronghold 🫡😤

Watching his bird feeder like…

i also kinda love it when instagram serves up an account and says "p..pwease follow them????🥺👉👈" and its just a video of my own cat.. like im good, but thank you

Give em da old six finger fuck you!!!!

Him walk 🤯

Bwefiss having some expressions (good for him!!)

my ideal badass t-shirt found at a southern gas station that your coworker would wear to a wedding

a swan mom assigned pokesona... what a gift!!

Honestly so many animals remind me of b-man I should draw a new b-manimal daily I think it’d be good for my mental health

Ascending to the higher plane of scent

THIS HAS BEEN MY LOWEST MOMENT IN PUBLIC... SO FAR....

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party! 🕺🌈🐆 [ cw: gore / hate symbols ]

There's so many Cerberuses out there in need of their forever underworld 😢... Who're you adopting!? 🐾

Soup is always watching out for the unknown entity called The Enemy…

I am gonna miss TikTok tho there’s so many stupid b-man videos I made… I don’t even remember half of them, so I can’t think of what to save 😭🪦

TikTok reminded me of this video today, perhaps a cry for help

Today he will smell tea bag… according to my sources

Contemplating buying a pet cam solely so I can see how such a wobbly boi keeps getting up on the rocking chair… but perhaps he deserves to hold dear a secret or two…

aaaaaall aboaaaard!

after this happened he banished his gf to go shop on her own and went with me to find the windshield scraper i was looking for, despite my protests. we did find it, but i never did find what the fuck is up with the back of my head.

Soup’s new favorite game: throw ball at face fast

I’m not sure how to describe his war cry but it is truly fearsome

Today he smells: almond milk.

smh, thought i'd be fine getting a sitter for them from rover for the weekend and i came back to the third impact!!!!! this is ABSURD! complete waste of money!!!!

ok which one of you son of a guns knocked over my prized b-ant farm.........NOT funny!!!!