this is the ultimate post in the same way that the xenomorph, a disgusting inhuman monster that exists only to murder and violate, is the ultimate life form

You won't catch me feeling sorry for American troops but this is still pretty scummy behaviour for a multibillion dollar company. Penny pinching while the C-suite pay doubles again. 🤼

I only dress like this if the drivers yell at them so today it was full honse

“Death Rider Billy” #njDONTAKU

I thought centrists were mostly cynics and opportunists out for money, but watching this Barney Frank interview where he's on his deathbed venting about the left, these people are fucking zealots...zealots for the status quo.

Executive Dysfunction Croquettes

don't care didn't ask + you stole the Roblox oof sound

got Sri Lankan food last night and it was excellent—flawless meal. But then I woke up at 4:30 am today and couldn't get back to sleep. I didn't have any alcohol and I didn't have any more caffeine than usual, so the only explanation is a Dracula Flow line: kottu roti fucked up my circadian rhythm

The VCARB looks like someone pissed on it.

Jeff Cobb going back to NJPW: youtu.be/lRJd6ErG7qo 🤼

When the "change" offered by Anas Sarwar is "the expulsion of trans, non-binary and gender-diverse people from society" - as per the most anti-LGBT+ manifesto produced by a mainstream party in my adult lifetime - you can perhaps see why, given I'm non-binary, I'd sooner sh*t in my hands and clap.

Interesting how Max has become more confident in pace as the race has gone on. Perhaps leaning into how comfortable he is with a lovely rear

The good news is the planes can now be used for Halloween stores

Did you guys hear about Will Stancil leaking the Tinder ICE Honey Trap details just to take credit for the work done by women for months (ruining the entire operation by doing so)?

self taught

Fast and the Furious 6. 5 is good. 7 onwards is the Shapes and Colours Power Hour. 6 is right in the middle of those 2, and for that, it's mid as hell.

Watching the Newsroom clip and then the John Cena WWE announcement of Bin Laden being killed, and giving myself whiplash so forceful it snaps my neck, killing me instantly.

Wrestlemania 42, [SPONSOR BREAK], GCW Collective, [SPONSOR BREAK], D'Lo being D'Lo [SPONSOR BREAK], and everything else in professional wrestling keeping Ari Emanuel in the black... It's @maffewgregg.bsky.social'S BOTCHAMANIA 531 - [SPONSOR BREAK] (video thumbnail by yours truly)

Introducing Cursor Camp, a website to hang out with other cursors. Out now :) > neal.fun/cursor-camp/

*sound of a swab being swabbed round a petri dish* That's what good pussy sounds like

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

Wup wit wud dude what wubble you double you ee

"Progressives have gone too far... theyre actually winning elections!"

Karma Police... arrest this cuuuunt

Centrists on here will say, "oh you want to firebomb a Walmart? That pales in comparison to my strategy, voting" and then firebomb a Walmart

CUTE DATE SUGGESTION FOR THE OVER BURDENED TRANS WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE: cuddle with her while making no expectations of her for 12 hours. better yet? make it 24.

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - thanks for following!

We went to president Violence’s dinner and were met with violence 😔

pausing mid sex so the prog rock album narrator can update you on how the elf's quest is going

Donald Trump found tragically alive and well after assassination attempt.

(taking my mouth off the other woman's neck) MAYBE ONE DAY WE'LL CAPTURE A FIGHTING MACHINE AY? LEARN HOW TO MAKE THEM OURSELVES! WOOSH WITH OUR HEAT RAYS! WALLOP! OUR TURN TO DO SOME WIPING OUT! WOOSH! AND THEM RUNNING AND DYING! MAAAAN ON TOP AGAAAAINN!

I just ate 3-day old bread, vinegar, and oil for my dinner, but it feels bourgeois as fuck because it was a baguette, balsamic vinegar from Modena Italy, and Palestinian olive oil I got at a benefit show I did security for

britain taking over the falklands is maybe the sole straightforwardly non-evil thing that country ever did and its genuinely very funny when people start defending the argentine invasion based entirely on vibes and no principles

cultural anxiety

canonically, Rosita's dad in Sesame Street served in Iraq and suffered a service-connected spinal injury

No clip has ever captured the essence of born again Christians quite like this

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i have been dying to announce this for T4T Wrestling

"Warning: this programme contains scenes of a transgender nature" and then its an episode of SVU where the murdered trans prostitute gets misgendered the entire episode.

a teenage detective comic

Do you think CM Punk utilised his Babygirl-ness when he accepted blood money to perform in the sports-washing Crown Jewel PLE in Saudi Arabia, apologising for his prior comments beforehand? 🤼‍♂️

Frozen was called that as a way to game SEO to stop people googling Walt Disney Frozen

just secured some of the top trans and nonbinary talent in the world for the debut of t4t wrestling in los angeles i thought retirement would mean i’ll be less busy.

"lots of women have a cock!" in the exact same cadence as Eccleston off Doccy Who saying "lots of planets have a north!", send post

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

i'm not saying I wanted an excuse to post a Mortal Kombat Armageddon GIF but I am saying it's funny when wrestling fans get a nice discussion going on and and then some Wilford Brimley avatar interrupts to post TRUMP IS BAD because he saw sweaty men on his TL sir we're talking about Masato Tanaka

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek