I’ve been seeing people spoiler tagging what happens in The Odyssey and I get it but I also find it extremely funny

Power’s out 🥴

Getting seriously ill after eating several Taco Supremes is just the normal Taco Bell experience.

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

This is why I have a WIRED subscription

Eating butter chicken before seeing The Odyssey to see if I’ll need to shit meself before the 3 hour movie ends

In America your two choices are either violent earth shattering diarrhea or shitting blood and glass shards

i successfully argued for Doom to be among the 25 most influential works of American art.

The new Transformers show has maybe the funniest thing in Transformers history lol

Ticket for The Odyssey in 70mm reserved for a matinee tomorrow ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

Jimmy McNulty has never been wrong about anything or done anything wrong in the entire series of “The Wire”.

incapable of conceptualizing the lives of others

needed this this morning, truly

oh no this bunny is gonna get diarrhea

self-care involves unsubscribing from email lists to clean up your inbox

True Detective Season 1

feel like taco bell is a scapegoat for a diarrhea outbreak caused by an incompetent government. i guess it could be both. the government. the taco bell. a combination government and taco bell.

Me trying to type "diarrhea" the last three days, given the ✨events✨, illustrated by @pantspants.bsky.social

I like to think that, if one were to somehow cut a 300yd gash in the Reflecting Pool lining, they used one of these and kicked their feet and went "teehee" with a box cutter

neposenator

💅🏾

I’ve been adding “who popped like a balloon” to the end of my sentences too frequently lately. Or just enough, who’s to say.

Proud to announce that I purchased Clown (from Clowns) and my son will arrive in 3-5 business days.

this shit is so ass the assiest shit to ever assed

Posting a screenshot of @washyourcrack.bsky.social’s post because I’m lazy, but we’re doing our fourth annual scary short story contest for @killthecomputer.com. Three random entrants will win a couple bucks. we will have winners too but this is mostly just for fun. Link to join below

We have canceled our sponsored stream with SNK. We have heard the concerns from our community regarding this partnership, specifically the company’s majority ownership by Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund, and the human rights concerns tied to the Saudi government.

i stand corrected

Lindsey Graham would still be with us if he didn’t pick up Taco Bell on the way home from Ukraine and shit from the butt until dead

Lindsey Graham when he heard about all the Mitch McConnell news

Lindsey Graham would still be with us if he didn’t pick up Taco Bell on the way home from Ukraine and shit from the butt until dead

NO MORE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Ancestral ties-2023

I am mf ✨glistening✨

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

1 Kings 3:16-28

“Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just wanna go apeshit?”

Just had to record a 40 minute audiobook chapter and a lot of my friends consider me to be THE yapper but man even that tested me.

The second I posted this it started thundering.

C’mon y’all I got a deadline #vo

at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell

I can hear the smallest little sneeze you could imagine

Why is the CVS app 682 of God’s own megabytes, what could you possibly have in the app that’s half a gig.