For sale: Tylenol, 50ct, 500mg $300 OBO, no low ballers, I know what I have

Borderlands boss title card

How do I know if I’m supposed to buy or sell my autism shares if he’s this late to the announcement.

he just like me fr

Before Fleetwood Mac made history in 1977 with the release of their album Rumours, no band had ever had the idea to make every song on a record good

MS Office license expired for the word art

I’m working on a big 3d print project and honestly the most agonizing shit is waiting hours between each print and then I’m learning how to plastic weld, sand, prime, paint AND I have an audiobook due Nov 1 and I may have overextended myself uh oh

There should be a study on if 4/4 or 3/4 piano music is better for sleeping 17/8 is right out

Live on #Twitch with more Hollow Knight! twitch.tv/moreamor

God bless Miss Willa

tw: spider Found this gorgeous yellow garden orb weaver

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs

Last time I saw GWAR they pulled the classified bathroom documents out of Trump’s ass and he bled to death while they forced Amy Coney Barrett to have an abortion

I’m worried it can still get stupider

Did You Check Up Your Ass, Idiot?

If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite Legend of Zelda game

"Octocentrism" 🐙🪐 I had a "what if," idea and decided to run with it. What if there was an Octopus at the center of our solar system and he was the sun, manipulating all 8 planets within his 8 arms? #gouache #art #octopus

Cubaris Isopods

I painted my own supports so now my printer just looks sad

ABC removed staff e-mails after suspending Jimmy Kimmel:

Kansas City out here doing both like I’m walking in a hot tub

@luckypanda.bsky.social ITS STILL IN MY CALENDAR AND I FUCKIN FORGOT, HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD FRIEND

Seeing a lot of Seth Meyers erasure lately

Still really proud of this drawing - gotta remember how I did this 🙃

I fucking hate Oracle, dude.

despite their constant whining about how "wokeness killed comedy!" and "you can't say anything anymore without getting canceled!" after receiving pushback on their shitty punch-down jokes, none of those failed, hacky, has-been comedians will ever conceive of anything in the same stratosphere as this

Chozodia - Distant Memory --- #samus #metroid #raisedbybirds

catholicism is wild cos like you get a job at the god store and they make you a brother then eventually you get promoted to dad

fbi boutta get a picture o my bootyhole

my fav metroidvania gals #metroid #silksong

QUEENS

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

@aurumek.bsky.social I’m happy to find you here on bsky! I have a couple of your prints, love your work.

NINTENDO FACT! When you touch an Amiibo to a Nintendo 3DS, WiiU, or Switch system, enough electricity passes through the figure to give it 14 milliseconds of conscious life! Too quick to scream, this fleeting moment gives them joy of life before returning them to a hellish existence in purgatory!

My Spanish is better than I realised

getting my butt kicked on the streaming apps #HollowKnightSilksong Twitch: twitch.tv/maniacalz YouTube: www.youtube.com/@ManiacalZ/s...

hell yeah

dawg I fuckin can’t

Rebootting, bear with me.

Some more #Silksong, Act 2, on the streaming apps. This game... this game is hard. Twitch: twitch.tv/maniacalz YouTube: www.youtube.com/@ManiacalZ/s...

Absolutely 10/10 bangers in here

that’s how I live baybeeee

Stay safe, y’all

Just learned how absolutely fucking cooked my Series 6 watch battery is. Nice.

That time of year when everyone thinks that more megapixels means more gooder