Got kicked out of @hard-drive.net and @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social cause I pressed the current editor in chief about running this racist fucking headline at the behest of the owner of both sites. lol

Lmfaooooooo. Imagine willingly posting this for people to see, my god man

Tour Delayed While Post Malone Travels to Mordor to Destroy the One Ring MTG Card Guest scoop by @washyourcrack.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/tour-...

club chalamet called it quits after continued controversies surrounding timothee chalamet, we talk about her insane history in the fandom and where her next obsession lies

"why are you making this so complicated?" —person renting an ai powered mechanical waterbed with a monthly subscription fee for its autopilot mode controlled with a smartphone app

Hylian Guard Apologizes for Calling Link a Fairy, "It Was a Different Time." ggtribune.com/2026/05/07/h...

im begging the united nations to intervene on behalf of Gamers, this persecution cannot continue.

Reigning Game B champion here!

I keep hearing about oral arguments before the Supreme Court. When are we gonna hear about anal arguments before The Supreme Court

The short answer is the new owners stopped paying us for our work so we quit and started @ggtribune.com because we love making funny stuff together, and if we aren’t getting paid we may as well not get paid writing for our own website. We are paying our own writers though, unlike Sumerian.

ballrooms are impenetrable fortresses. nothing bad can happen at a ballroom, it can only good happen

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Thanks to the FTC spokesperson who suggests that @wired.com “Stick to computers.” But no.

killers of the flower moon: (left) the cinemark poster designed by noah kemoah, a member of the native american tribe central to the films plot. beautiful, sad, intriguing (right) generic poster that beats you over the head with star power. indistinguishable from a hundred other westerns at a glance

my name is josh and i cohost @worstpossible.world and @illconceivedpodcast.com. 2026, i aim to guest on at least 52 episodes of other podcasts. this thread exists to document those appearances. if you would like me to come on your show, my DMs are open, so please reach out!

“'Michael' is How the Legend Should be Remembered” Exclusive Interview with Harvey Weinstein Guest Scoop by @washyourcrack.bsky.social who braved the trip to Rikers Island. www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/micha...

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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

thanks google, that's exactly what i wanted to know.

Embarrassing! None of Nintendo’s Original Employees Work There Anymore ggtribune.com/2026/04/15/e...

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confirmed to have been just a little whoopsie on the part of the defense that they doxed a witness who had a confidentiality arrangement

okay but now let's check in on jeff's defense lawyer...

For easier access, sharing as screenshots with alt-text here.

I've been quiet about my legal case as I take it very seriously and wish to keep it as separate from my everyday life as possible, but I wanted to give you all an update that provides some context for my commentary. 🧵 (1/10) kusklaw.sharefile.com/share/view/s...

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

t-shirt mockup models need to unionize

nice to see a Longmont Potion Castle call trending

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creating a wifi password so secure that it challenges my friendships

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happy fleetwood friday this is what i did instead of anything productive today

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9AM-10AM - Kat Abughazaleh joins the stream! @katmabu.bsky.social and @doctorvenkman.com wrap up the final hour of Johnny's shift and you will just have to wait to see what they have planned for you.

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Hulk Hogan? The union buster?

I tried out three of the Wheel of Woke games tonight on the test stream. Here's a thread with little bit about each one. 👇

i wonder what other secret files we can get the White House to unseal in increasingly desperate attempts to deflect from the Epstein saga now's our chance, fellas

I should have asked for 20 if I’m being honest

if you give WK 30 more subscribers i’ll send the hosts nice treats to eat after the yucky mr beast ones because they deserve nice treats

also genuinely horrifically damaging to my creative ability because I saw how many people praised or supported Revolution 60 when it came out and I was like "oh wow damn I can never trust positive feedback ever again because of who I am now, huh?"

Yknow what? I’ve been sitting on this for a decade because I’m not into punching laterally but I AM FINE with punching far right lunatics. Just a handful of short weeks before GamerGate started, Briana Wu, who I spoke to 0 times before this, sends me this *wild* ass email. 🧵