Wet your drys. Dry your wets. Etc.

Pls to enjoy a selection of Harcourt's other bangers on their wiki page. A few levels up from an Olan Mills glamour shoot innit en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Studio_...

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Formula 2 has confirmed it will race in Miami and Montreal this season to replace postponed rounds in Bahrain and Jeddah. Canada creates a clash with the Indy 500, where there were plans for Colton Herta to race #F2

Next stop for F1 is a nice little jolly in the United States of America which is a very normal place to be.

Watching how smooth and positive the conversation is between the Artemis II crew and the Science team on earth and thanking god that Ferrari Race engineers aren't on the science team

The FIA have given it a pass for use on Marathon Race Weekends

Today's the day.

Such a shame. His last words were about how F1 isn't what it used to be and we should bring back the v10s.

I think the annoying thing about the issue with the closing speeds "jumping to the top of the agenda" is that it's not like this wasn't a genuine concern from pre season F1 should get ahead of accidents, not wait for them to happen and react. It's lucky the Bearman one wasn't worse

Oh god my fantasy GP prediction was a MESS

Feels like that was Piastri's race, but he'll be glad to have actually got something from a weekend

Antonelli has some great speed but he was absolutely gifted a reprieve for a terrible start. If they get a handle on that though...

Niiiiiiiceeee

Russell can't seem to sustain an attack today. Earlier with Piastri and now with Leclerc it seemed it was inevitable he would overtake and then he dropped off again

So it seems the secret to beating Mercedes is not letting them get ahead. It seems an obvious thing to say but the one thing you can do is bog them down in a defensive battle

Oh god that was clenchworthy from the ferrrwrieeredjdj

Kind of surprised to see no action on the COL/BEA incident. Might have thought there would at least be an "after the event" discussion but maybe they've seen something more clarifying

Oh no not Stroll retiring

Colopinto definitely seemed to wander across the track rather carelessly but I'll reserve judgement for the moment

Well we did wonder when clipping would cause an accident due to surprising closing speeds and this seems to be one such incident

Oh no Bearman looks really hurt, limping away unable to support himself

Feels like it's a bit easier to defend here in Suzuka that the last two races, if you can be clever about it

Antonelli really needs to get his starts together though

Well these Mercs are still mighty even if they always lost out at the start

Ferrari tyre whisperer there bending over the front left and whispering calming thoughts

Right now the times are looking more like practice

Verstappen just going to get grumpier and grumpier every weekend

Fascinatingly mixed up through Q1, Q2 so far. Still waiting for Merc to stop pretending though lol, but maybe it's genuinely this competitive. They still have to whack on the fresh rubber and not muck up the triangle

Feels like Alonso has better things to be doing right now

Gosh that's a surprise for Bearman

Only caught half of FP2 but I'm not sure I yet believe Mercedes aren't easily on top

Found myself genuinely surprised he has a partner. I think I kind of imagined him as someone who just goes into a cryo chamber between races

Feels like as good of an excuse he could get to avoid being stuck in the rattling death box for one weekend, he should take it.

Part of me finds it exhausting that F1 discourse is such a sea of negativity, but the other part of my knows it's long been this way any I'm happy to be optimistic and enjoy what I enjoy, as always

I implore you to play this

That was fun ¥ #FormulaE

Good news is Formula E teams have almost all changed their timings tower logos to icons that are actually visible

Google Gemini predicted 14 drivers would pit on lap 10. Couldn't have been more wrong #formulae

Lord almighty

I don't like any openings in TP positions though. Not with Horner lurking in the long grass.

I mean if Newey realised he wasn't up to be team principal then better to step back sooner than hang on by ego alone. That team sure can't hang on to a TP for long though.

Leaving Audi to join Aston Martin right now is… a choice…

Aston Martin seemingly looking to make their way up the championship by simply hiring everyone’s staff until there’s nobody to run any of the other teams

Oh ho ho

I honestly have no idea how this happened but it's very cool!! More reason to like the video: see a cool little animation

Oh hey I've got some more details on 2026 regulations youtu.be/Q8DV9jcsrUQ?...

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