Lol byeee

Keep wondering how Sky Sports, with all their massive resources and decades of information on sports audiences can come out with Sky Sports Halo. What a patronising mess.

Here's a post for the Sky Sports Halo democratic. Ahem. Ok here goes. "slaaaaay"

Ugh so I got rid of Adobe CC ages ago cause I was annoyed with Adobe in general. But I've struggled to find anything than can replicate what I was doing with motion graphics in After Effects. Damn their grip on the industry. Unclear what to do

I would appreciate if the 2026 Mercedes made an effort to lean into the turquoise accent harder to distinguish it from Audi at a glance

Really enjoying universal derision for John Elkann. Had Raikkonen, Vettel, Hamilton, Leclerc and Sainz and produced...what?

Seems like Red Bull will start a new livery era too with Ford. This matte thing has been their longest run yet

Keep thinking of making a video on my optimism for 2026

Imagine we'll see some tweaks but I don't think anyone is surprised by this

"I can change him"

Piastri/Antonelli incident was more 50/50 in my eyes as Piastri didn't really have anywhere to go but the lock up made him appear more wildly out of control than he was

Genuiny impressive from Antonelli. Never looked flustered

Put the intervals on the timing tower you spanners

This is so weird.

Max Verstappen, man. Unbelievable.

Still baffled by the Verstappen thing. So used to Red Bull, if they're a bit at sea early in the weekend, really nailing setup refinement as they get towards quali. So rare to see Max be worse in qualifying than in sessions before.

Nothing is making any sense! You can't tell what's gonna happen minute to minute.

What a weird qualifying this is

Googling if ponies chew the cud

Well it turns out I probably wouldn't have predicted any of this anyway

Gonna be a wildcard race with Bearman, Gasly and Antonelli fighting for the win

Bearman still. Mad lad.

Right that's given McLaren an open goal for this weekend so watch them punt the ball over the bar and into the stands

Red Bull are gonna have to hope conditions for the race change enough to make that setup work.

I usually expect Verstappen to pull some miracle out in quali but no. Dry track, pure pace: he's out.

Max Verstappen, my goodness what is happening with you?

Piastri within 2 seconds of Bearman

Oooh Bearman with the dangerous driving point for shoving Lawson onto the grass.

Bortoleto’s crash in the Sao Paulo Sprint, view from the stands. Scary crash. (by u/brunont) redd.it/1ors6hz #F1 #BrazilGP

Bearman forever riding that race ban knife edge

Must be the water

Got a friend over this week who's being patient with my F1 needs and I told her F1 only introduced picture-in-picture LAST YEAR and reader, she gasped

Jesus that was a huge crash. Flew through the air, no wonder he didn't slow down. Used up some of the crash structure on the first impact so the second must have been rough. Glad he's ok.

Fuckin yikes, that was scary in the tiny video square

Great overtake cam lads

Insane how spread out the field is for a rolling start

Honestly I was worried it was going to be severe weather that caused chaos but it was just a but of what the kids call "Rogue Moist"

The post summer downfall for Oscar has been quite the story

Antonelli reckons it was Norris who dislodged the kerb water onto the track Pure Mario Kart banana skin tactics lol

Oh good lord

Forgot to do my predictions before SQ smh

Only just realised that after we had no one in the Ted role last time, not Ted is doing Main Presenter duty In sorry can sky no longer afford a full roster

The race by race pace of Mercedes and Ferrari is so weird

PLEASE REPOST: a couple of bar staff urgently needed for shifts in Stratford tomorrow - it's a West Ham home game and I've had staff drop out so you can borderline name your price

That camera angle at Junção has remained unchanged for like twenty years. Iconic.

Are people still hot for Rob Smedley? What happened with that

Who would have thought

FOM could only DREAM of this commitment to debauchery

Enjoying the studio shots of the new Gen 4 car being incomprehensibly black

Williams taking a big W