Clocked off for the week so The MAN can't keep me from my natural God given sleepy bye bye up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire time: 1:30 to 2am 🥰😍🌌🌃🌙🦉

"What's the longest stint I can do without getting a bollocking from my doctor"

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas. Be a love, and pay it today.

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is abject hunger & widespread poverty actually a good thing? we ask sir baron cumfuckshire 58th line to the throne and heir of the widget fortune for his down to earth opinion

FACKIN SWEDEMASON'S HERE LADS

I'm sharing this here, as I have on Facebook and Instagram, but there's no account on here to share from, and I just think this is wonderful. A really good balance of design and implementation, and appears to achieve everything it set out to do, and it *SO* appeals to my inner 'work nerd'.

Literally Iron Lynx and Co.: There's literally nothing we could do to save The Dames. also Iron Lynx and Co: Announcing 2 cars for WEC! :) Iron Lynx and Co.: There's just no way to fund The Dames in 2026. Iron Lynx and Co.: Introducing a full 2-car lineup in ELMS for 2026! Iron Lynx: No way :(

This is Ranger. He has picked you as the chosen one for this dinner party. Or as he calls it, the weakest link. 13/10 an honor (TT: sunnycorina)

ANOTHA BLOOMIN KURISUMASU~

This is a kneejerk exasperation reaction from me but 47 cars just means motorsport has money, which is a thing it has always had, and so hardly worth celebrating. Alarm bells over the expiration of the most successful women-in-motorsport initiative in history should be ringing louder. #ELMS #WEC

12 more seats. At least 3 FEWER women

A month or two ago I learned that if I made a circular nest out of blankets on any surface (even an already pretty cozy bed!) Daisy would be like 30% more likely to settle down and take a nap. For a border collie, those are pretty great numbers, so now I'm making dog nests everywhere.

many minutes of sleuthing later, i found it!

Wazzed away most of my shinedust stockpile on a (very welcome!!) enormotrade and suddenly everycunt wants to trade with me 😭

only thinking about Gennaro Contaldo wanting to do drag.

every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

the americanisation of the british right wing is just pathetic, like you can’t even be your own kind of wanker any more war on christmas (lol), bathroom bans (we don’t call them bathrooms here), DEI (we didn’t used to put those letters that way round), even 15-minute cities (what the actual fuck)

JAN ŠVANKMAJER MENTIONED‼ 🗣 On Sunday Brunch of all things

unidentified animal dazzles judges at local dog show; awarded a blue ribbon for its earnest and winsome nature

Hey, y'all, I hate to burst your bubbles, but that "hooded crow snowboarding with green plate" video is generative AI Here's the _REAL_ video of a snowboarding crow from 13+ years ago the fake is stealing from www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUBM...

cannot tell you how much I most certainly do not need an Inbetweeners themed Charleston #scd #strictly

The Perfectly Timed Tear rolling down Carlos' cheek mid dance, absolute theatre 🥺👍 #Strictly

This is elder abuse (complimentary)

That's the way to do it

"Have you written the guest list for the set tour of our fantasy series with a large cast of children, Joanne?" "Yeah, with one of the most notoriously disgraced sex criminals in living memory 🥰"

Sorry excuse me are we trying to do another migraine just over a week after the last one? How have I upset her majesty this time?? Going to Westfield after work? """Only""" getting 7 hours sleep? Most millenials would kill for 7 hours sleep, don't be ungrateful

so insanely fucking real for this

Monaco GP taking on a title sponsor because if there's one thing Monaco is short of, it's money #F1

Beautiful, with real character. There's whinging to be done about how Christmas seems to be the only time companies make use of sumptuous animation like this (Xmas = family = kids, the only acknowledged audience for animation blah blah) BUT! In the avalanche of AI, praise the soul behind this 🙏

Getting to post this twice in a year? God fuckin bless x music.youtube.com/watch?v=55bt...

It arrived today, conclusive proof that online whining ✨works✨

[Palpatine voice] your arrogance!! Your hubris!!!!

Don Bluth via NI road safety ads 😧

not sure how to square ‘no one person can be reasonably expected to pay for every media subscription’ with ‘sorely underpaid writers need to make a living’ but my inclination is not to locate that problem with any of the broke ass people on either end of the complaint

It is important to recognise the company that the sport you love chooses to keep #F1

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Kidz Bop Chicago sure is a choice #Strictly

OHOHOHO BOY #Strictly

The world just zoomed away from me like in Ratatouille

Completely missed that Luca Colajanni's at McLaren now, Tifosi circa 2008 rolling in their graves etc

Shit. You know what this means? The Wicker Man is a Christmas movie.

Look at all these bellends wandering behind Andrea trying to get on camera [Rainer Schlegelmilch appears, takes a photo on his phone] #F1

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This has already been destroyed from multiple angles in the other quotes and I encourage you all to read them, but as this is as much an anti-poor narrative as it is a racist one: youtube.com/shorts/qyIyT...

Now the proud owner of a smol bean measuring jug

The Fear and Dread are valid but if 2016 and 2021 were the emotionally rancid years, technically we're not due another one of those until 2026. It's science

This is one of my favorite Taskmaster things ever and a great example of what raises it from a good show to a great show. There are so many clever and just very impressive little touches that are so go easy to unnoticed. From set design to music choices it all just works to elevate the whole show.